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Amanda | Illuminescence

@illuminescence.bsky.social
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Retired game designer. Fanfic writer. Learning digital artist. Big fan of Taskmaster. Love escape rooms, fungus and mosses, pop-up paper design, and weird stuff generally. Hello.

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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Sounds pretty cool, Crow.
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The Horne Section @thehornesection.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
TOMORROW! Doors: 3:30pm Show 4:30-5:45pm Tickets: claphamgrand.com/event/the-ho...
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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Once you start noticing modern rubber soles on so called period footwear, it's over.
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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You mean you're not just doing an impression of yourself every day?
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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did you tighten up the graphics on level 3?
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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's so good! Incredible to be able to wrangle something so chaotic into something vaguely understandable! A very recognisable, cute little @ivograham.bsky.social too! @alexhorne.bsky.social @watsoncomedian.bsky.social @haiminh.bsky.social
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Michelle Brady @dolorsitametish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Still doing NMJ comics for Drawtober, if you can believe it! Slow going because it's 100 degrees outside and my tablet is far too warm, and Key's face is still impossible to draw after all this time, but at least we're learning important biological facts!
A 'comic book' page done in black linework and Ben-Day dots with yellow accents. It portrays a moment from the No More Jockeys second live game, at approximately 5:00, in which Horne and Key argue about whether spiders have either hearts or lungs. (There is a diagram showing that they do, apparently, although I'm not convinced Key knew this when he was arguing that they do.) While the argument is going on, Watson composes the now-famous "Does a spider have a heart" song. Key says that all of their viewers will talk to each other and move on to another show because the argument is so stupid, Watto suggests Ivo Graham, so we leave on Ivo singing the spider song in a jaunty goose shirt. Possibly worth noting that Horne is dressed as Hulk Hogan, and Key has a mohawk wig sort of thing and what I can only assume are fingerless job gloves for reasons that are not given.
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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kinda want to have a go at being a hobbyist postie now though.
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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think the hurting is limerence.
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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That's lovely. And yes - doing baffling tasks to impress a giant overlord does seem to help me a lot. Or at least laughing about others trying to. 💖
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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There's a tiny little cafe in Shepherd's Bush Market called Sweet Caroline (dun dun dun - sorry for the earworm) and it does the most incredible hot chocolate. So good I sneaked a peek at the chocolate they use and bought it for home use. I still go there every time I'm near. Great toasties too.
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Little Alex Horne @alexhorne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Onion beard. Before and after.
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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Beautiful and heartbreaking. The things you do for Him.
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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! *with a bit of a gargle* What a lovely drawing! Especially love the hatching and the matching watercolour blue eyes 🩵
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Michelle Brady @dolorsitametish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A little drawing to celebrate @alexhorne.bsky.social's birthday. Thanks for all the laughter, whimsy, and nonsense over the years, I hope you get plenty of each today!
A digital drawing in a sketchy style of Alex Horne making a silly face in front of a blue background. Delightfully silly little gremlin experiencing the passage of time.
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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is an INTERESTING maths problem and I started to look into learning to solve it, but the tutorial I was reading mentioned the tribonacci sequence (NOT the Fibonacci sequence) and I started to feel the edges of reality peeling away. INTERESTING!
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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
An insult to human creativity past, present, and future.
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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I was gobsmacked how few likes that game had, but turns out I was tricked by time and the passage of it. How appropriate. And happy birthday to the man who starts.
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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I only use the webpage version and that seems functional.
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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Have the best time! I bet folks will crease themselves laughing 😂
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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hyped for it! The ones I've been to before have been CHAOTIC in the best way. Screaming-laughing.
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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I too haven't had an email, if it makes you feel a little less singled out.
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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
(Psst. The link again. warwick.ac.uk/fac/soc/law/... )
warwick.ac.uk
Raffle
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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The Edinburgh Copy Shop saved the show I'm in, when the printers were were trying to use pushed their deliver date back by almost a week.
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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
When I lose, I feel sad. When I win, I feel sad for them losing.
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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I'm in Edinburgh performing in a show! It's called SLIM FOR LIFE and it's a totally legit and not at all satanic, story about a woman attending a slimming group. Yep. That's why they need me; a Narrator with "a nicely sinister and ominous tone" (williamstafford, Bum on a Seat ⭐⭐⭐⭐). Come watch it!
Photo of a grinning woman gesturing to a poster for Slim For Life on a wall of posters. She really is beaming, wearing a gold and red military jacket. I mean, just so happy. #fringe #edinburghfringe #comedy #edinburgh #theSpace
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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
You won't find a perfect place; this next one is good enough. Yes, even though they don't have that thing the first place had. Yes, even though the next one might (it won't).
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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
"muscular", "brawny", "mighty", "burly", "jacked"
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School Tasking @schooltasking.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Fancy winning a tour of the @taskmaster.tv house & the chance to do an ACTUAL task with @alexhorne.bsky.social? Now is your chance! Our raffle is open again for this year! 🎉 Tickets are just £5 each & 100% of the proceeds go to the project 👍🏼 Head to: warwick.ac.uk/fac/soc/law/... GOOD LUCK! 🍀
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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This link might work: warwick.ac.uk/fac/soc/law/...
warwick.ac.uk
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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
What's the most flattering cut of trousers for stoners? High waisted.
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Little Alex Horne @alexhorne.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
No More Jockeys: Buckinghamshire Eyes
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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
At least it wasn't ravioli!
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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I'm interested in it as a puzzle in itself - what must (or could) be true given these truths? What knock-on effects to architecture, culture, fashion, travel, communication, and everything will domino out of that. How can I create a world you* can find joy in discovering too? Designer-WB? Kinda.
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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Thinking about #worldbuilding and how different disciplines approach it from different angles. Artist-WB: In it for the aesthetics. What striking images can we push towards? Writer-WB: What conflicts are created? What human-scale strangenesses exist? J R R Tolkien: Just here for languages.
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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Apparently in the yarn/knitting communities, there's a known division between 'product knitters' and 'process knitters'. Product knitters just want to have the finished item to wear, gift, sell, or show. Process knitters don't really care about the finished item - they just like to make it.
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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Over the last week, I played translation-based videogame 'The Message from Deep Space' and it was BRILLIANT. My partner and I played it from the sofa, discussing meaning, nuance, the implication of words, belief, abstraction, and grammar. I cried at the end. store.steampowered.com/app/4080030/...
store.steampowered.com
The Message from Deep Space on Steam
Mission: Translate an interstellar message, using the universal languages of math & science.
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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Waaaaaa
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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Aaaaaaahhhh! That's so cool! They look brilliant! Congratulations 🎉 🎉 🎉
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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Oh thank goodness I was going blind trying to get a clean enough screenshot of the QR code from the episode! This one is good enough. (Honk)
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CUFC Women @cheshamutdfcwomen.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
We are pleased to announce the signing of goalkeeper Tanya Nyakuchena ahead of the 2026/27 season. “I’m excited to be joining Chesham United Women. The club’s positive atmosphere and ambition make it the perfect place for me to develop as a player”. Tanya is sponsored by Amanda Jeffrey 🙌
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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Went to a cheese conveyor belt restaurant and once I had the blue cheeses on offer, everything else tasted like pale yellow rubber.
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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I love a stationers. Looks like they have a good selection of oil paints too which is so encouraging!
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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
And if you'd kept your trousers on, there wouldn't have been hindsight.
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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Yeah, I had had a terrible comma addiction that an editor friend had just weaned me off by using en-dashes and em-dashes. I'm not going back!
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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
My partner's playing Assassin's Creed: Black Flag (the pirate videogame with ship-to-ship cannon combat) and I asked: "Do you know why you should use The Chain shot in a storm?" "Why?" "🎶PLUNDER ONLY HAPPENS WHEN IT'S RAINING🎵"
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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Guy on the train speaker just said "Sort it. See it. Say it." and I don't know how the world works any more.
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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The birthday page is back! 🥳
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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Oh this is dangerous 🚄
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