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Illuminati Social Club @illuminatisocialclub.com · 3h

If I was a hiring manager for a company, I would immediately toss out all resumes from Cornell.

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Illuminati Social Club @illuminatisocialclub.com · 5h

"He was at a basketball game. That's all that matters. Checkmate." --Some MAGA chud probably

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Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 8h

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Illuminati Social Club @illuminatisocialclub.com · 8h

Did a data center write this response?

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Illuminati Social Club @illuminatisocialclub.com · 9h

Besides the city, state, league, team, and gender, Eric Schmitt was absolutely correct that it was, in fact, a basketball game.

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Illuminati Social Club @illuminatisocialclub.com · 28/09/2026

So Mike Johnson would like a data center built right next door to his home.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The government is asking Republican men to donate their Peter Millar polos and Lululemon slim-stretch chinos so they can convert the polyester back into petroleum.

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Illuminati Social Club @illuminatisocialclub.com · 22/09/2026

I wish Arte Johnson would hit the gong already.

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Illuminati Social Club @illuminatisocialclub.com · 22/09/2026

If you're talking to someone on speakerphone in public it is an indicator that you are looking for input from the public and I will insert myself in your conversation.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Macklemore: Palestinian children are people. Robert Kraft *actively getting a handjob from a strip mall prostitute he refuses to tip*: We must ban this hate speech from every stadium in America. Let me call up my friends, the Epstein client list. Ed Sheeran: Good point, sir. Both sides, sir.

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Illuminati Social Club @illuminatisocialclub.com · 15/09/2026

Maybe Kid Rock will open for Ed Sheerhan for the rest of his tour.

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Illuminati Social Club @illuminatisocialclub.com · 15/09/2026

Hack talking head posing as a journalist has conversation with AI chatbot. There, fixed it

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Illuminati Social Club @illuminatisocialclub.com · 11/09/2026

I can only imagine, as these bots get smarter, what levels they will stoop to in order to stay active.

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Illuminati Social Club @illuminatisocialclub.com · 10/09/2026

Summer 2026 is the hottest summer on record in the US. until Summer 2027.

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Illuminati Social Club @illuminatisocialclub.com · 10/09/2026

Hunter Biden's memecoin was a rugpull? Huh. Didn't see that coming.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

this isn't how i wanted any of you to find out, but the chair and i are now in a committed long-distance relationship and it's convinced me I've discovered a new kind of physics.

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Illuminati Social Club @illuminatisocialclub.com · 01/09/2026

Well, I guess Mr. Scalise would love to have a data center built right next door to his home.

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Illuminati Social Club @illuminatisocialclub.com · 27/08/2026

Remember American kids, if you want to remember the names of the Great Lakes, the first letters spell SHAME. It shouldn't be that hard to remember.

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Illuminati Social Club @illuminatisocialclub.com · 27/08/2026

I wonder if the CEO of Buc-ee's realizes that the latest logo dust-up is happening IN A RED, BUSINESS FRIENDLY STATE.

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Illuminati Social Club @illuminatisocialclub.com · 26/08/2026

"Dying young of easily preventable diseases was good enough for my parents and, dagnabbit, it's sure as hell good enough for everyone else."

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Illuminati Social Club @illuminatisocialclub.com · 12/08/2026

Credit where it's due, though. He's committed to the bit.

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Illuminati Social Club @illuminatisocialclub.com · 05/08/2026

I would rather be represented in Washington by a literal pile of shit instead of that piece of shit Max Miller.

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Illuminati Social Club @illuminatisocialclub.com · 04/08/2026

The only qualifications to be a US senator are as follows: 1. Be at least 35 years of age 2. Be a US citizen 3. Reside in your state for 9 years. I don't see anything there about a pulse, breath, or brainwave pattern.

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Illuminati Social Club @illuminatisocialclub.com · 27/07/2026

So this means that every adult who wants to use a chatbot will have to enter their personal information into a dubious database to verify that they aren't a child.

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Michael E. Mann @michaelemann.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Did you ever see Pee-wee Tuscadero?

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Illuminati Social Club @illuminatisocialclub.com · 17/07/2026

I love how suddenly everyone is a civics expert. The only qualifications to be a US Senator are: 1. Be at least 35 years of age 2. Be a US citizen 3. Reside in your state for 9 years. That's it. There are no other qualifications. Now stop it, you all sound like idiots.

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Illuminati Social Club @illuminatisocialclub.com · 12/07/2026

Jamie Harrison still couldn't beat him in an election.

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Illuminati Social Club @illuminatisocialclub.com · 08/07/2026

If I was vetting a candidate for a campaign, I would want to know everything including if they ever farted and blamed the dog.

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Illuminati Social Club @illuminatisocialclub.com · 07/07/2026

"Don't blame me, I was shitfaced at the time." --potential Democratic candidate campaign slogan. You're welcome

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Illuminati Social Club @illuminatisocialclub.com · 07/07/2026

If literally anyone else told me that Mitch McConnell ran a triathlon yesterday, I would trust them more than Laura Loomer telling me what time it is.

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Illuminati Social Club @illuminatisocialclub.com · 07/07/2026

To MAGA people, showing affection towards one's spouse in public is a scandalous situation.

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Illuminati Social Club @illuminatisocialclub.com · 07/07/2026

At least he's not a Cleveland Guardians fan.

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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/07/2026

The US can still win the World Cup if Donald Trump has the courage

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Illuminati Social Club @illuminatisocialclub.com · 06/07/2026

When you've lost Sepp Blatter, you've lost the program. www.aljazeera.com/sports/2026/...

Sepp Blatter, who led FIFA from 1998 to 2015, also criticised the body’s decision.

“Red cards are not overturned by political phone calls. They are overturned by rules, evidence and independent bodies,” he wrote on X. “If a U.S. President intervenes with the FIFA President — and a player is suddenly cleared before a World Cup knockout match — the question is unavoidable: Quo vadis, FIFA?”

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Illuminati Social Club @illuminatisocialclub.com · 24/06/2026

Maybe you should quit running as "Not Republicans" and find an actual identity that resonates with the people that, you know, actually fucking vote.

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Illuminati Social Club @illuminatisocialclub.com · 22/06/2026

Maybe the British should put the monarch back in charge. This parliamentary system doesn't seem to be working out too well.

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Illuminati Social Club @illuminatisocialclub.com · 02/06/2026

I love that people suddenly care about having a Military Appreciation Month, which is in May, as soon as Pride Month begins. Also, Veterans Appreciation Month is in November.

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Illuminati Social Club @illuminatisocialclub.com · 10/05/2026

Open caller lines and some bizarre callers. open.spotify.com/episode/5DyP...

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Christopher Hale @christopherjhale.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

NEW: Peter Thiel calls Pope Leo XIV the “woke American pope.” He’s worried about Pope Leo working with a “woke American president like AOC” to create a Marxist “Caesar-Papist fusion.”

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Illuminati Social Club @illuminatisocialclub.com · 07/04/2026

As my body vaporizes in the mushroom cloud, I think, "Hell yeah, I won my Kalshi bet."

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Illuminati Social Club @illuminatisocialclub.com · 04/04/2026

A new ISC After Dark dropped last night. Search for The Illuminati Social Club wherever you get your podcasts.

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Illuminati Social Club @illuminatisocialclub.com · 04/04/2026

Open phone lines again and I got some oddballs. open.spotify.com/episode/03EW...

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