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real joe mazzulla quotes @illegaltakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oven is here 👁👄👁 the minute my stats midterm is done I'm going to make something finicky
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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real joe mazzulla quotes @illegaltakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Associate Wretch @ Grovlr - $18-$22/hr
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real joe mazzulla quotes @illegaltakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm just a really big biofilm
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Having a nice time - saw lots of bears.
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real joe mazzulla quotes @illegaltakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Being sedentary to read extensively about how being sedentary is bad for you. I feel like I haven't exercised in ages and my entire curriculum is like ATHEROSCLEROSIS. HEART ATTACK
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real joe mazzulla quotes @illegaltakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've been dealing w so much fatigue independent of mood that my doc is having me get my thyroid checked. God I really hope it's that because thyroid meds are simple, and otherwise, chasing down a symptom as vague as "fatigue" will be a nightmare
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
People lived another day because of Molly Shah.
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real joe mazzulla quotes @illegaltakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm at risk of going to the grocery store and buying niche things
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Interrupting Criminalization @interruptcrim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Palantir facilitates data sharing with ICE, including patient Medicaid data. Get inspired by @nationalnurses.bsky.social's recent National Day of Action to support efforts to Purge Palantir! nationalnursesunited.org/press/nurses-hold-nationwide-civil-disobedience-actions-to-demand-palantir-out
Nurses hold nationwide civil disobedience actions to demand "Palantir Out!"
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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real joe mazzulla quotes @illegaltakes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Been getting a lot of texts and calls from polling companies lately
Midwesterners when it's time to lie to polling companies
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real joe mazzulla quotes @illegaltakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'd go rogue at a valuation of several billion dollars too
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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real joe mazzulla quotes @illegaltakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Associate Wretch @ Grovlr - $18-$22/hr
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real joe mazzulla quotes @illegaltakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You know what fuck it *does something challenging and meaningful*
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real joe mazzulla quotes @illegaltakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I love living in a democracy
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real joe mazzulla quotes @illegaltakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Logical fallussy
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real joe mazzulla quotes @illegaltakes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm in school to wipe butts for a living and they're making me do English essays
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real joe mazzulla quotes @illegaltakes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just had an affogato. Waiting patiently for it to fix me
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real joe mazzulla quotes @illegaltakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy fat bear week to all who celebrate
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real joe mazzulla quotes @illegaltakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If I'm given the valuation of an AI company rn I promise I will concoct more doom than they can
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real joe mazzulla quotes @illegaltakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So glad I'm not a daphnia so I don't have to worry about shit like this in my day-to-day
A hydra stained on a glass slide
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
i wouldn't even mind that they put a gun in space if they'd stop sending push notifications every time it's pointed at me
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real joe mazzulla quotes @illegaltakes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Instead of horseshoe theory we urgently need to talk about honk shoo theory because it's a rainy morning honk shoo mimimimi
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real joe mazzulla quotes @illegaltakes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yeah man. Lysenkoism is for sure the lens through which to understand our current moment. Thank you for your service to our brave economists, space force, and incipient AI force o7
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real joe mazzulla quotes @illegaltakes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Studying medical terminology and out of the corner of my eye read "osteoporosis" and panicked because I thought it said "discourse". The jews are tiiiiiiired
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real joe mazzulla quotes @illegaltakes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Our crime was stepping outside with a neighbor for 10 min
Deranged hound writhing in front of a destroyed dog bed
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Steve McKerrall @photosteve.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A momma Brown Bear and her two young cubs 😍 🐻 #bears
A mother brown bear and her two young cubs standing on a tree stump and large rocks A bother brown bear and one of her cubs standing on a rocky hill
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Institute for Palestine Studies @palestinestudies.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Palestinian folk songs do more than entertain, they document occupation in real time. Serena Rasoul launches the Palestinian Folk Music Archive: a free digital collection of 800+ songs gathered from Palestinian families everywhere. Yezen Saadah reports: www.palestine-studies.org/en/node/1659...
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George Outhwaite @georgeouthwaite.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
full digital painting of poppy flowers
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Annie @femalecenobite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I would rather be hit by a bike than a car. And it would be an honor to get hit by a bus
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real joe mazzulla quotes @illegaltakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When im stalin of dsa we're using USian
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real joe mazzulla quotes @illegaltakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Successfully defending my 4.0 against this grumpy ass world but what will happen when I'm on the job and confronted with a real live poo? What then? No one knows
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real joe mazzulla quotes @illegaltakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Having a day where I resent the forced career change and this stupid president and his base, the impotent brandon interregnum, all of it. My postdoc was considered "prestigious" (Charlie Brown Lucy football). I do enjoy most parts of the nursing curriculum though on days I make it to "acceptance"
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real joe mazzulla quotes @illegaltakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just started co running an after school garden club and some kids are in after school programming until 6 pm. That's a lot of overtime at the obedience factory in elementary school
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real joe mazzulla quotes @illegaltakes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ok what's the ai harry potter sex cult
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real joe mazzulla quotes @illegaltakes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
New cat dropped and it's TINY?!?!
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real joe mazzulla quotes @illegaltakes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The most woke class wrt trans actually turned out to be cna class. They told us to use the name and pronouns the patient tells us to and not to assume anything about anyone's anatomy. Simple as 👍
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real joe mazzulla quotes @illegaltakes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Anybody remember this guy? ^_^ Whats he been up to recently
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real joe mazzulla quotes @illegaltakes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
One out of ten my dude ...
Dumb post about a woman
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real joe mazzulla quotes @illegaltakes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Before the world ends does anybody want to admit that they're mad at me
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real joe mazzulla quotes @illegaltakes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just went to dsa and signed up for a leadership position What Now
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real joe mazzulla quotes @illegaltakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I've been told to get my thyroid looked at?? Mods??
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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real joe mazzulla quotes @illegaltakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Can't tell if I'm experiencing overlapping oppressions or if I just don't got the juice lately
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real joe mazzulla quotes @illegaltakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's just me and my 4.0 against the world and I have a cold
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real joe mazzulla quotes @illegaltakes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ah - "bong water" - the most beautiful phrase in the English language
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real joe mazzulla quotes @illegaltakes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Intro anatomy pedagogy leaves much to be desired wrt trans but idk how I'll fix it so I'll just sit here and memorize ig
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lxigh @dotorion.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
99% of ruminators quit right before they would have had a life-changing epiphany
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