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I drink tea and mind my business . . . until compelled to do otherwise. Sometimes Esquire. 1881. 1920.

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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
They should never have let a three-time divorcee on the show in the first place. How was that not a glaring red flag?
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Agreed. We need to find the middle ground between Lifetime's three million two-hour episodes and this four-week race. Even the reunion felt rushed and very inorganic.
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Completely forgot that I should have been here instead of threads for #MAFS #MarriedatFirstSight content and community. It was definitely needed when the reunion Josh broke up with Jalynn because she wasn't excited about Burning Man 🫠
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Exactly. But they will never admit that the boycott (both full and partial) is working.
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I know exactly which one this is. Love it! I worked in the building across the street from it. It's a perfect way to start a Thursday before heading to work or on a quick break.
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I was 20 before I learned that the serving size of Oreos is *two* As in, two cookies, not two rows.
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Every reason I didn't want a basement has proven to be true. Unnecessary extra space, below ground units have too many issues, and all around creepy. I should've stuck to my guns.
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Like, I am so damn tired of responsibilities. Apartment living freed me from one more set of things to worry about . . . and now this. I let folks sell me on the dream of owning a [too-big] home, and now all I do is spend money and time on it. Three years until I liberate myself.
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
At this point, there is nothing I enjoy about homeownership. Can't wait to sell this money pit.
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Option B it is 😩
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Are they still making Rosetta Stone? Because this is about to be a mess, given that their switch to AI-generated content has already made too many lessons repetitive.
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
These are the same ones who don't show up early to help set up or stay late to help clean up. And probably have the nerve to take at least one plate to go. How do I know? Because a whole branch of relatives (not family, iykyk) moves like this 😑
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
This part.
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I . . . was not prepared to log on here and see this "show your work" level of cookout math.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 27/04/2025
This is the only content i wanna see
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Currently Googling, "How long should I keep a house before selling it," because the first two months of homeownership have been a joke and I want to go back to putting in maintenance tickets. 58 days in: 1/10 recommend.
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
The issue is, you meet a guy outside of the apps, y'all vibe for a moment, go your separate ways because it was just a moment in time, and you try to return to the apps but can't because it's janky there and meeting people organically is just so much nicer. 😫
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I had some cute moments with a British Punjabi guy this week, and we exchanged contact info. We'll either become good friends for life, slowly stop communicating with no hard feelings, or he's going to be my husband and this week was our meet cute. To be continued . . .
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Happy Resurrection Sunday! Ever grateful that "that's not how the story ends."
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Enjpy! Do not leave until the last credit rolls.
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Idk how to explain it, but Ryan Coogler made a horror movie that was a love note to Black people and the Deep South culture that has shaped so many of our family stories. #Sinners was stunning. (And now I'm homesick.)
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I'm so glad UConn dragged UCLA. I'm choosing to see this as justice for LSU and that BS article from last year.
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
It just hit me that 4.20 is also Easter Sunday, and I . . .
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PdotHall @pdothall.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I need everyone to see this, so we can stop undermining the intelligence of our women and start using more discernment when qualifying men. The proof is in the pudding. In general, men are less educated than women. Unfortunately, the loudest men are the uneducated ones and they produce more idiots.
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Watching "An Affair to Remember" for the final time before it leaves Netflix because I need my heart to swell with love, break, and heal one more time.
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Author Tasha Hutchison @authorthutch.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
#marriedatfirstsight If we all took a shot every time Madison has mentioned Michelle, we would have blacked out by now! It's very strange. #mafs
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Oop!
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
True! My thing is, why wouldn't he have filed after Decision Day? Why wait so long afterward? By the time of the reunion, nothing was spoiled since they'd long ago gone their separate ways.
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I don't disagree. This is just a theory of mine. In the same way that I think Ikea waited so long to get *actual* divorce papers because he wanted her to do it.
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I thought about that, and all I can think is she didn't want to pay the filing fee for the divorce.
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I definitely think Pastors can do non-religious commitment ceremonies, even if it is a bit taboo.
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Kudos to Michelle for owning her behavior without qualification or excuses. People can say they've worked on themselves and learned and grown in the last year all they want, but Michelle visibly has, and I love that for her. I hope her next chapter is her best one yet. #MAFS #MarriedAtFirstSight
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Why is Madison looking at Michelle like that? She absolutely does not want your cheating ass man. #MAFS #MarriedAtFirstSight
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. That man wanted Pastor Cal to marry them during the reunion *KNOWING* that Emem was still legally married!?!? I want all the best for Emem, but my eye is twitching at this. #MAFS #MarriedAtFirstSight
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
So wait, Emem and the man with six jobs are dressed in wedding attire to have a promise ceremony? Because her divorce papers aren't even filed, let alone finalized??? #MAFS #MarriedAtFirstSight
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Right! Trying to rehabilitate their image. They both look like they have supportive friends and families, and that should be more than enough. Public opinion is going to be what it is 🤷🏾‍♀️
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
This episode has far too much David and Madison. We get it, they're together, they're in love, they and their families think they're not the awful humans they are. We wish them the lives they deserve, so can we move on? #MAFS #MarriedAtFirstSight
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Madison says that she's "done a lot of thinking" over the last year and "feels empathy" for Michelle . . . but was kekekeing about Michelle with her equally awful man at the beginning of the episode. #MAFS #MarriedAtFirstSight
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Now, Emem told Ikea to bring her some real divorce papers over a year ago, and he's *just* going to an attorney? #MAFS #MarriedAtFirstSight
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
It definitely isn't easy making friends as we age, but I'm pretty sure that the problem is Ikea's awful personality, not his age. #MAFS #MarriedAtFirstSight
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Hearing Michelle say she sees what we all saw is the *complete* opposite of D&M trying to paint their nonsense as this beautiful love story and not two sluts doing slut things. Michelle being relatable is probably Top 5 "WOW" moments of this endless season. *For me* #MAFS #MarriedAtFirstSight
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Michelle may not have "apologized," but she definitely acknowledged that she was awful on the show without trying to explain her shitty behavior away. And that's more than David and Madison will ever do. Because ain't shit humans don't do that. #MAFS #MarriedAtFirstSight
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
"I don't know what I did to deserve him." Well, you cheated on your husband with him, Madison. #MAFS #MarriedAtFirstSight
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
If David and Madison get married, how long do we realistically give them before the divorce? Or will they make it? #MAFS #MarriedAtFirstSight
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
David and Madison really need to keep Michelle's name out of their mouths. Their choice to try to paint her as the villain in *their* fuckery just makes them seem like even lower humans than they already are. #MAFS #MarriedAtFirstSight
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Emem. It was hard for you to trust ole boy, but y'all got engaged after 41 hours of dating? #MAFS #MarriedAtFirstSight
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Sigh. Let's see what nonsense they have for us on this *final* (thank God) episode of #MAFS Chicago. #MarriedAtFirstSight
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Me in the national security group chat:
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ira. @ilikesiestas.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Sounds like DEI could've avoided this.
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