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The Bicycle Thief @ikariniku.bsky.social · 21h
Caster making a hard play for that MLW contract.
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The Bicycle Thief @ikariniku.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Leon Slater is ~5 months younger than Je'Von Evans.
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The Bicycle Thief @ikariniku.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Did Moose survive 5 minutes with The Best Wrestler Alive(tm), though?
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The Bicycle Thief @ikariniku.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I've been listening to MitB reviews and it is clear that WWE is gotten to about the criticism of their handling of Je'Von.
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The Bicycle Thief @ikariniku.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Can't wait to see how WWE pisses this away.
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The Bicycle Thief @ikariniku.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's hilarious to watch the unconventional become conventional.
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The Bicycle Thief @ikariniku.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The greatest strength of DC's Absolute Universe is the nuanced way it uses its complete lack of subtlety.
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VGDensetsu @vgdensetsu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hiroshige Tonomura / 殿村裕誠, the composer for Capcom's DuckTales, passed away in late December 2025. He was 63 years old. note.com/hatakjr/n/n1... vgmdb.net/artist/8070
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埋もれた人材を発掘してきた殿村さんの話|畑田 康二郎
2026年1月5日。「あざみ野」という駅に来たのは初めてだった。初めて降りる駅からしか味わうことができない独特の雰囲気が好きだ。透き通るような青空の下、そこはかとなく正月気分を残した空気の中を歩く。 歩いて数分先にあった斎場では、殿村さんの告別式が予定されていた。 喪主の奥様に初めてご挨拶して、お経を聴いて焼香をすませ、棺にお花を詰めて、霊柩車に運んで見送り、共通の知り合いと共に故人を惜しむ会...
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The Bicycle Thief @ikariniku.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am not content to download, sir.
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The Bicycle Thief @ikariniku.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Seeing a lot of totally real "Bad dads use AI" social media posts floating out there. Timing feels slightly suspicious.
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The Bicycle Thief @ikariniku.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
His career already ended there. Oh, oh, he plans to retire in WWE. I get it now.
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The Bicycle Thief @ikariniku.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Something I tell myself often is to not get angry over things that didn't happen. In practice, this means to not ideate a backstory to an annoyance that makes it more annoying and/or more satisfying to fixate on.
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The Bicycle Thief @ikariniku.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Citation: "Can you believe they left it in!?" by AIWizardacoount921, retrieved from YouTubedotcom 6/10/2026
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The Bicycle Thief @ikariniku.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And isn't it crazy that the best parts of the movie were improvised against the wishes of the director? And they just left it in!
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The Bicycle Thief @ikariniku.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I still believe that this is the DC Universe SB-P, btw. The actual SP-P from the "real" world is still there, saving his world. The DC Universe SB-P is an ontological necessity. He is the fictional version of the "real" Superboy-Prime that persists in the fictional DC Universe.
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The Bicycle Thief @ikariniku.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh, I see why they put Connor in his old costume. They totally regressed his character!
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The Bicycle Thief @ikariniku.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"I won't be going anywhere, but you don't have to talk to me anymore." --Superboy-Prime (2026)
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The Bicycle Thief @ikariniku.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Latino voters are apparently swinging Dem before the midterm elections. Whatever could have happened?
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The Bicycle Thief @ikariniku.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes, he did.
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The Bicycle Thief @ikariniku.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm gettin' pornbot follows on BlueSky now? It's over, folks.
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The Bicycle Thief @ikariniku.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*"Supertoys Last All Summer Long" by Brian Aldiss
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The Bicycle Thief @ikariniku.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I watched Spielberg's A.I.: Artificial Intelligence for the second time. The first was in the theatre when the movie came out. I dismissed it on my first viewing, but watching it again, it's a really compelling piece of sci-fi. I even went and read the story* it was based on afterward.
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The Bicycle Thief @ikariniku.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What's the matter, Google? Don't wanna pay for AI generated content?
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The Bicycle Thief @ikariniku.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm using the VCR side of a locally thrifted DVD player/VCR for the first time. Amazingly, the VCR still retains the last channel it was set to for recording. The channel, 66, was the channel for Cartoon Network on the local cable package. This deck may have done babysitter duty in the past.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.
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The Bicycle Thief @ikariniku.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have been able to narrow the date on at least some of this recording to a Friday afternoon in August, 1997. DJ Steve Hook mentions it is a Friday afternoon in the recording, and the 1997 years is corroborated by an ad for the Heineken Red Star Concert series featuring Blues Traveler.
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The Bicycle Thief @ikariniku.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No, I don't want your big box of "litRPG" AI slop, Audible!
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The Bicycle Thief @ikariniku.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I found a tape that was recorded from the local (to me) rock radio station with no date on it. The original recorder seems to have edited out commercials, making it hard to figure out when this was recorded. The inclusion of 7 Mary 3's forgotten single "Make Up Youir Mind" pins it to 1997.
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The Bicycle Thief @ikariniku.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The DeathSpank games. The Halloween connection may be threadbare, but the game is funny and packed with all sorts of cartoony monsters to fight.
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The Bicycle Thief @ikariniku.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is there a prediction market for whether the Earth suffers ecological collapse, cultural collapse, technological collapse, or intellectual collapse first? Love to see those odds.
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The Bicycle Thief @ikariniku.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And he always will.
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The Bicycle Thief @ikariniku.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wired the tape loop in my hi-fi correctly, so I'm feeling pretty good about that.
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The Bicycle Thief @ikariniku.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In case you were wondering, Disney's trendhumping 1994 album Mickey UnRAPped is terrible. It's not even bad enough to be charming or funny. It's just embarrassing.
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The Bicycle Thief @ikariniku.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The pitch session for this name must have had them heels over head.
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 02/10/2026
The Young Bucks Say PAC Told Them Not To Sign With WWE
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The Young Bucks Say PAC Told Them Not To Sign With WWE - Fightful | WWE News, AEW News, Pro Wrestling Backstage News
Tributes and memories for PAC have continued to pour in following his shocking and untimely passing on Sunday. 
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The Bicycle Thief @ikariniku.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Splattterhouse Wanpakku Grafitti (FC/NES). Peak Halloween game. Honorable Mentions: Monster in My Pocket (NES) The Haunted Halloween trilogy (NES/digital) by Retrotainment Games.
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The Bicycle Thief @ikariniku.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
With continued, expected AI sloppification and less reason than ever for me to stay, I may finally abandon the Facebook platform. Freedom, at last.
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The Bicycle Thief @ikariniku.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Great. Now maybe more people will discover that it's not a beat 'em up, despite what GameFAQS avows. (It's an action platformer.)
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The Bicycle Thief @ikariniku.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shut the fuck up. There was a previous failed lethal injection execution in Tennessee this year. I'm glad I vaguely remembered it, since I haven't seen anyone mention it.
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 02/10/2026
7 years ago today, the debut episode of AEW Dynamite aired
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Ian Riccaboni @ianriccaboni.com · 02/10/2026
Just seconding that Mox is the best.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”
Document signed by Trump, Sundar Pichai
Google
Dario Amodei
Anthropic
Mark Zuckerberg
Meta

Greg Brockman
OpenAl

Elon Musk
XAI

Jensen Huang
nvidia “Unites States”
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The Bicycle Thief @ikariniku.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey, I found my car registration renewal I've been looking for.
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All Elite Wrestling @allelitewrestling.com · 28/09/2026
A Tribute to PAC #AEWDynamite – This Wednesday, September 30 at 8e/7c on TBS & HBO Max This Wednesday, All Elite Wrestling will honor the life, career and legacy of one of the greatest people we've ever known, PAC. Join us for A Tribute to PAC, this Wednesday Night!
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The Bicycle Thief @ikariniku.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes, it is hard, but the alternative is to serve in hell. Putting the work in is worth it. The only way out is through.
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The Bicycle Thief @ikariniku.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Slowly move outward. Deny the easy pleasure of social media reactions and form true relationships. Find reciprocal engagement and deny exploitation, either of you or by you. Can't find it? Move on. You're just wasting time not moving on.
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The Bicycle Thief @ikariniku.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sadly, there are no easy answers. There's no free lunch. The key is to not give up. You have to start small and work outward. Work on yourself. Don't let others tell you who to be, but listen and learn from good advice. Learn to tell good advice from bad.
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The Bicycle Thief @ikariniku.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You may feel that you have to sacrifice either your dreams or your ethics to find where you belong. It may seem that good people will push you down while, maybe, bad people will lift you up. It's not true. You've been misled by people who don't know you and care nothing about you.
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The Bicycle Thief @ikariniku.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The easy thing is telling others to do the hard thing.
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The Bicycle Thief @ikariniku.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Instead of making people feel unsafe in every space, try making a space where everyone feels comfortable. I assure you, it's much harder than tribal social media posts, and you will be vilified.
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