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Gozan

@ijagozan.bsky.social
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No pronouns, please. Y'all just use them to talk about me behind my back

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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Skill issue tbh
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you don't understand what is meant by "they were just roommates!", it's about how archaeology has skeletons in the closet
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(I) Infotainment
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All Poles go to heaven
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It also sounds like the lay judge system used in the Nordic countries and Germany among others, so not exclusive to dictatorships en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lay_judge
en.wikipedia.org
Lay judge - Wikipedia
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When picking a dentist, use the same rule as when picking a barber; pick the one with the worst teeth
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bug: bug no longer a bug
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Not a bug, just quantum physics
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Or just not commenting at all. Just "here's the leaning tower of Pisa"
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The only funny one is photographing it from the angle it's leaning along and commenting "I don't get it. Seems completely straight to me"
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Slade does seems like a goblin band
static.klipy.com
Slade Noddy Holder
Alt: Slade Noddy Holder
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Castle's Confused Reaction
Alt: Castle confused: "am I weird?"
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Nevermind the sight, is that meant to be the hammer? Where exactly is it supposed to strike the bullet?!
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Are they saying it is too hard for sone people to do things by typing into a text box and as an example they used their mom who would find things ...by typing into a text box?
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They'll put AI in hyperrealistic sexbots and people will buy them and stop having sex with real people and go extinct. Well, rich sociopathic nerds will do that. But that is what techbros mean by "us all".
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
After roasting the marshmallows he retracts the claws without thinking and goes "Ow! Hot! Hot! Hot!", but that's mainly to make Kitty laugh
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
All I did was tell you that cats don't have opposable thumbs! They can't hold coffee cups, Sharai!
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I, too, have been known to get multiple trips from one plant
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Some of these I'm not sure if it's a bug or if they coded a realistic simulation of like how memory works
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Well, you see the point with that curve is to protect the countries below it, and as you can see, France and the US are caught outside it, so they need to lower the tax rate to get under cover. The Norwegian are lost, however. They sacrificed themselves to prop up the curve, poor bastards
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
They're called Segways, Gail
Dean Kamen, rider
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Especially uncircumcised ones
Fish wants smooches
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sniper Dan, the game where you make everyone's day better with your sniper rifle, unfortunately releases a week to late
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Woman Laughing: Hahaha I Do That
ALT: Woman Laughing: Hahaha I Do That
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The bug reporter's barely disguised fetish. ...and it's bug report #311. One of the first things they tried to do.
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Trump's plan is to make a meme coin named 5000 and give everyone one $5000 coin
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I reckon they would have accepted you straight into the Spanish foreign legion, no tests needed
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
And youtu.be/iLJNSD3H5sg?...
youtu.be
POSSIBLY IN MICHIGAN (1983)
YouTube video by ceceliacondit
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I got to the middle of the third or fourth book and stopped because I lost the book behind the couch. Really had to hammer it to get it back there too, that fucker was thick
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Also quite a large portion of the rich get richer through the 1 trillion the US overpays
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
We can't do this research anymore because drivers are too woke now
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I thought it proved that many women would rather risk losing tens of thousands of dollars than learn anything at all about the NFL
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Maybe the restaurants don't want people to look out and see someone get food in less time than it takes for their server to bring them a menu
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Bug report or Slipknot lyrics?
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
HUGS?!
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Harald IV, you bozo. Imagine dying in your mistresses bed
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"No, the one who was in Home Alone 2! No, the one who's a head of state!"
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So this week a head of state and someone who was in Home Alone 2 died. Unfortunately they were two different people
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
FFS, Death, you can't just keep killing 80-year olds until you hit the right one
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Not that "hairy man" is any better
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I bet The Thing poops gravel
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Oh! She must have confused your cat with Prussian Blue, the band
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Not sure about the literature thing, both Bram Stoker and Oscar Wilde were Irish. What does that leave, A Christmas Carol?
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
And you say the wildest part is that he's named Karl?!
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This is Jared Leto erasure, which is cool
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Literally hauling ass
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Maybe the paralysis is from the neck up
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Woodcarvings were the NFTs of the early 19th century
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Gotta be careful, though. If he makes them hold up a newspaper to prove they are alive, they might mistake him for their wife
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Gozan @ijagozan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It's just a marketing ploy. - Is your whisky selling well? - We literally can't keep it on the shelves!
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