skelly @iid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026they're currently debating whether to send every highschooler in france to the bastille 020
skelly @iid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026i don't enjoy this blue eyed chipmunk man who's always on the french news. who is this guy. i dislike him 130
skelly @iid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026should i repost this en français on doit cloner macron, et le roi vivra éternellement, blah blah, something liberté fratérnetie 050
skelly @iid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026we need to change the french constitution so only milf hunters are allowed to be president 190
skelly @iid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i'm watching french tv more lately and they have a whole show here dedicated to literature and book news. this is why french people are smarter than us 170
skelly @iid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026dramas similar to the lesbian bar mask mandate thing played out at every single consciousness raising 2nd wave feminism meet up of the 70s the only difference is they weren't nationally reported on 0104
Reposted by skellythe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026well they removed the mask mandate down at the lesbian bar last night 413817
skelly @iid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i'm evil now btw. i need to date another evil power suit lesbian who wants to split her time with me between nyc/boston and southern france. send them my way 150
skelly @iid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I just think it must be so difficult for straight women to align with all the expectations society puts on them :(( it must be incredibly difficult to wake up at 14 and realize you have a crush on a boy. Traumatizing, even 050
skelly @iid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026“I hate dating men” okay would you prefer my life trying to date women in a second language in a fuckass tiny city because maybe we can compare pools 1100
skelly @iid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026“Hahah I wish I was gay being a straight woman is proof that sexuality isn’t a choice tee hee lol” Do you also wish you were illegal on like half the planet shut the fuck up jessica 1120
skelly @iid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It is crazy how men will just like leer at you. Like aren’t they embarrassed 180
skelly @iid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026You’re not allowed to say this but being hot is crazy. Someone today gestured at my full body and said “when I first met you” and then stopped and then said “well I mean the eyes” and then gave up 110
skelly @iid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026What’s crazy about coming out of the closet is they’ll literally just let you. I mean you do have to deal with the horrors but 030
skelly @iid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I truly can’t comprehend how delivery guys can never find my place. It’s very clearly marked and they’re fucking wandering around three blocks away 110
skelly @iid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026why can't the french make sushi. why are they so incredibly fucking bad at it. what the fuck is wrong with them. are they stupid? 330
skelly @iid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026well---women do. men immediately start trying to compete with me (and lose) 0100
skelly @iid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026idk I feel like I work so hard to put on this ditz persona too. like I constantly downplay how good I am because people freak the fuck out. And it's annoying. I know I should stop but seriously, people FREAK out. 160
skelly @iid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026and I'm like well its because you have some kind of unprocessed trauma around algebra class or something but maybe we can move past that 250
skelly @iid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I've actually started calling people out on this (when it feels friendly and not too hostile). Just being like "hey so I'm not judging you for not liking math, and I couldn't do your job either" and sometimes they go "woah wait I did feel judged, sorry, I don't know why" 160
skelly @iid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026one of the worst parts of my job is the raging insecurity complex the average person has around math. if I go on one more date where the girl goes "ohhhh I'm so bad at math you must be like really smart then" and then gives up I'm going to shoot myself in the head 2102
skelly @iid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026i guess hatred for AOC runs deeper than hatred for nameless diversity consultants now. progress of some stripe, in some direction, unknown which, we stumble into the world unborn etc 030
skelly @iid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026the nation defending woke 1 is kind of upending my political compass rn 120
Reposted by skellyskelly @iid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026soliciting recs for my parents visiting next month :) one week in Paris and two weeks in the Sud-Ouest. looking for restaurants and things to do 231
skelly @iid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026soliciting recs for my parents visiting next month :) one week in Paris and two weeks in the Sud-Ouest. looking for restaurants and things to do 231
skelly @iid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026i guess i just bum around france like I'm a lost generation kid now or something. fascists won so we bum around paris. write novels about guys with limp dicks and invent new math. probably 060
skelly @iid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I was thinking about how one of my first adult political memories was watching a black man get inaugurated in a country founded by slavers and made myself cry 030
skelly @iid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026do you ever wake up and go ahh. right. fascism won and I'm in the after now 340
skelly @iid.bsky.social · 31/08/2026i would have been sooooo good at being a beloved murder victim as a high school girl 260
skelly @iid.bsky.social · 28/08/2026It is amazing how quickly you get inured to things though, there is something to seeing this city through the ideas of the tourists and being like oh right it’s stunningly beautiful. Also I need to buy more milk. 060
skelly @iid.bsky.social · 28/08/2026It’s always so funny flying home it’s like a sea of Americans who all look like this 😁😊🥳🤠 because they’re about to spend two weeks wine tasting or whatever and then me 😒 going back to work 180
skelly @iid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I know I’m home because a French taxi driver is making me incredibly nauseous 040