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@iid.bsky.social
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she/her/elle lesbian 🧡🤍🩷 France / US actual working mathematican OR a collection of three IID random variables stacked on top of each other in a trench-coat NOT an "independent researcher"

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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
they're currently debating whether to send every highschooler in france to the bastille
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
cet homme. what's his problem
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i don't enjoy this blue eyed chipmunk man who's always on the french news. who is this guy. i dislike him
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Who up watching the primaire débat
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
should i repost this en français on doit cloner macron, et le roi vivra éternellement, blah blah, something liberté fratérnetie
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
we need to change the french constitution so only milf hunters are allowed to be president
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i'm watching french tv more lately and they have a whole show here dedicated to literature and book news. this is why french people are smarter than us
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
dramas similar to the lesbian bar mask mandate thing played out at every single consciousness raising 2nd wave feminism meet up of the 70s the only difference is they weren't nationally reported on
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
well they removed the mask mandate down at the lesbian bar last night
bruce springsteen singing live
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i'm evil now btw. i need to date another evil power suit lesbian who wants to split her time with me between nyc/boston and southern france. send them my way
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I just think it must be so difficult for straight women to align with all the expectations society puts on them :(( it must be incredibly difficult to wake up at 14 and realize you have a crush on a boy. Traumatizing, even
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“I hate dating men” okay would you prefer my life trying to date women in a second language in a fuckass tiny city because maybe we can compare pools
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“Hahah I wish I was gay being a straight woman is proof that sexuality isn’t a choice tee hee lol” Do you also wish you were illegal on like half the planet shut the fuck up jessica
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It is crazy how men will just like leer at you. Like aren’t they embarrassed
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This would kill in Montreal
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yeah no I see where the confusion is. My cat is NAMED Perdu
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Right
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Do you listen to girl in red” bitch I’ll kill you
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Des tous les jours
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This was also probably racist
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You’re not allowed to say this but being hot is crazy. Someone today gestured at my full body and said “when I first met you” and then stopped and then said “well I mean the eyes” and then gave up
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What’s crazy about coming out of the closet is they’ll literally just let you. I mean you do have to deal with the horrors but
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Emotionally harrowing zoom call I need a girl to
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I truly can’t comprehend how delivery guys can never find my place. It’s very clearly marked and they’re fucking wandering around three blocks away
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Literally me
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I am beslung from all sides by slurs and lies
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
absolutely the worst. there's nothing. wasteland.
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
why can't the french make sushi. why are they so incredibly fucking bad at it. what the fuck is wrong with them. are they stupid?
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
wow cool stuff
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
well---women do. men immediately start trying to compete with me (and lose)
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
idk I feel like I work so hard to put on this ditz persona too. like I constantly downplay how good I am because people freak the fuck out. And it's annoying. I know I should stop but seriously, people FREAK out.
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
or maybe I just start lying about my job idk
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
and I'm like well its because you have some kind of unprocessed trauma around algebra class or something but maybe we can move past that
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I've actually started calling people out on this (when it feels friendly and not too hostile). Just being like "hey so I'm not judging you for not liking math, and I couldn't do your job either" and sometimes they go "woah wait I did feel judged, sorry, I don't know why"
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
one of the worst parts of my job is the raging insecurity complex the average person has around math. if I go on one more date where the girl goes "ohhhh I'm so bad at math you must be like really smart then" and then gives up I'm going to shoot myself in the head
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i guess hatred for AOC runs deeper than hatred for nameless diversity consultants now. progress of some stripe, in some direction, unknown which, we stumble into the world unborn etc
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
the nation defending woke 1 is kind of upending my political compass rn
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
India or Canada right?
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
soliciting recs for my parents visiting next month :) one week in Paris and two weeks in the Sud-Ouest. looking for restaurants and things to do
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
soliciting recs for my parents visiting next month :) one week in Paris and two weeks in the Sud-Ouest. looking for restaurants and things to do
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I need to move to Montreal
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i guess i just bum around france like I'm a lost generation kid now or something. fascists won so we bum around paris. write novels about guys with limp dicks and invent new math. probably
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I was thinking about how one of my first adult political memories was watching a black man get inaugurated in a country founded by slavers and made myself cry
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
do you ever wake up and go ahh. right. fascism won and I'm in the after now
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i would have been sooooo good at being a beloved murder victim as a high school girl
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It is amazing how quickly you get inured to things though, there is something to seeing this city through the ideas of the tourists and being like oh right it’s stunningly beautiful. Also I need to buy more milk.
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It’s always so funny flying home it’s like a sea of Americans who all look like this 😁😊🥳🤠 because they’re about to spend two weeks wine tasting or whatever and then me 😒 going back to work
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I know I’m home because a French taxi driver is making me incredibly nauseous
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
LMAOOOOO
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
2/10
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