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Mutant Head @ihateravenholm.bsky.social · 11h

Does anyone know if accountants are considered human under the geneva convention or am i free to do what needs to be done to mine?

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Mutant Head @ihateravenholm.bsky.social · 16h

"It's getting cold in this room, let's compile something" (That's almost 200F in American Silly Numbers)

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Mutant Head @ihateravenholm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Why me awake. Awake, me but why. I why awake me.

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Mutant Head @ihateravenholm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Me starting a diet and a severe exercise routing on the 1st of October: "I need to study hard to pass that test* at the end of the month so the teacher** doesn't get mad at me about my lack of knowledge***" * blood test ** doctor *** fucked up liver

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Mutant Head @ihateravenholm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Up at 3am considering some ugly crying to test if my eyes are blurry and my tears "viscous" (as per my eye doctor!) because I've disassociated for so long I don't remember what having a good cry is like.

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Mutant Head @ihateravenholm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

One of my worst takes is that pasta is only good as a vehicle for a selection of cheeses.

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Mutant Head @ihateravenholm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The urge to post "Minecraft (2009) is now as old as Doom (1993) was when Minecraft was released, just to hurt @bhaalspawn.bsky.social (dates approximated for humorous purposes)

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Mutant Head @ihateravenholm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

For those that require a visual aid:

Marge Simpson's "I just think they're neat" meme but with a hastily, terrible edit replacing the potato with a bunch of cheeses

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Mutant Head @ihateravenholm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I've had incredible homemade wild boar ragu with homemade tagliatelle and let me tell you, it didn't compare to the parmigiano regiano on top. Of which I used a lot. To the dismay of the chef.

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Mutant Head @ihateravenholm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

One of my worst takes is that pasta is only good as a vehicle for a selection of cheeses.

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Mutant Head @ihateravenholm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I bought some tickets to a show months ago in a different city and every single thing about going there has become friction (friend cancelled his trip, friend who was letting me stay at their place changed plans, trains are cancelled so bus is the option, hotel is expensive). My ADHD is screaming.

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Mutant Head @ihateravenholm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"Natural Born Skillets" is this something

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Mutant Head @ihateravenholm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Coyote vs Acme review: Fun. In the scale of Who Framed Roger Rabbit (10) to Space Jam 2 (0) it gets an 8. It got too twee at the end. Bit too saccharine. I understand it's kind of a kids movie and gets a feel good ending but it doesn't have to be this exceesive. Fun throughout tho.

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Mutant Head @ihateravenholm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

There should be an internet plugin that executes on the spot anyone posting "nobody liked my post which was so good you all suck" grow up and post better

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Mutant Head @ihateravenholm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You've seen pineapple on pizza now let me introduce you to this local pizza place that puts pineapple in burger (you can't see it but there's a whole pineapple slice inside this 1kg / 2.2 pounds monstruosity)

Local burger with beef, tomato, lettuce, egg, cheese, bacon, pinneaple in a bun made out of ACTUAL BREAD.

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Mutant Head @ihateravenholm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Look: aprox the same as regular pancakes on the outside, darker on the inside. Taste: I can see GOD

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Mutant Head @ihateravenholm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Mixing espresso into my pancake batter to feel something

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Mutant Head @ihateravenholm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The new trailer for the "You can see everything" movie with Fielder / Holmes is making me believe in the concept of souls for the first time in my life, since the eyes are the windows to the soul and i've never seen anyone's eyes be so... Void. Like outer space. Absolutely terrifying. Inhuman.

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Mutant Head @ihateravenholm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Killing Ninja Theory has made xbox my sworn enemy

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Mutant Head @ihateravenholm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Turning Nioh3's music off and playing spotify over it has me worried @estroclysm.neocities.org will materialize here and stab me through the heart with the nearest sharp instrument

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Mutant Head @ihateravenholm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This is really funny because my approach would be the exact opposite: if you do AI slop applications (at scale, not talking about some kid using chatgpt to write their resume), you should be fined into ethereal dismemberment, and the money put into social programs.

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Mutant Head @ihateravenholm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

btw the jerk store called. how the fuck did they get my number.

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Mutant Head @ihateravenholm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Go watch creeptwin at her comeback twitch stream, because I can assure you nobody is both sweeter and more real and THERE ARE SO MANY CATS.

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Mutant Head @ihateravenholm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Me: stays indoor for a week mostly sleeping Also me: can't sleep more than 2h in a row, walks 13k steps today Stochastic existence.

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Mutant Head @ihateravenholm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Hey 2am wake-up-screaming nightmare, hadn't seen you in a while. So nice of you to drop by today.

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Mutant Head @ihateravenholm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Sam Lake: I will call my suffering noir detective... Max Payne Chase's parents: Hold my beer

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Mutant Head @ihateravenholm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Sam Lake: I will call my suffering noir detective... Max Payne Chase's parents: Hold my beer

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Mutant Head @ihateravenholm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Learning that "Chase Infiniti" is her real name was bad enough, learning that she was named after a character from Batman Forever and a quote from Toy Story was worse, but learning her full name is Chase Infiniti Payne is just some serial killer / S&M kojima-named villain vibes.

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Mutant Head @ihateravenholm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Ah shit I'm listening to sad songs again

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Mutant Head @ihateravenholm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Woke up in the early morning, trying to get a hold of this "normal schedule" thing. Did not like it. Don't care for it. Going back to bed.

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˗ˏˋuıʍʇdəəɹɔˎˊ˗👑 king of taking a break👑 @creeptwin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

"Istanbul (Not Constantinople)" is just "Baby Shark" for Adults

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Mutant Head @ihateravenholm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The thing about TMBG is that they're toddler music for whimsical adults without the extremely judgy actual toddler audience to tell them when a song is just exhausting instead of fun.

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Mutant Head @ihateravenholm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Getting someone new into Monster Hunter is always a delight (if you're a demon that loves to trap people in endless games).

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Mutant Head @ihateravenholm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Against my will or better judgement, I have been forced to watched The Odyssey in the cinema. My review follows: The movie is 3 hours long. When the credits rolled, we all looked 10 years older.

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Mutant Head @ihateravenholm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Does anyone wanna help me crowdfund to get a tank

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mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 08/09/2026

night shift morning shift 🤝 watching sunrise

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Mutant Head @ihateravenholm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I have an empty twitter account I use just in case someone sends me a link, since anonymous browsing / all mirrors are down. I'm getting ads for tanks. TANKS THEY WANT ME TO BUY A TANK.

An add for a company advertising a tank to me, with a photo of a tank. I ma nit writing details because bluesky uses alt-text for searches and for LLM training, and I don't want the company name here. It's a company wanting me to buy a TANK.

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Mutant Head @ihateravenholm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Randomly reminded of the PKD novella where people do this process in reverse.

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Mutant Head @ihateravenholm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Month-and-a-half-work-project: Finished Live migrations to production: Done STATUS: SLEEPING FOR TWO WEEKS.

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Mutant Head @ihateravenholm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

House so hot and humid that my phone screen protector is peeling off, and people ask why I'm so grumpy

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Mutant Head @ihateravenholm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Honestly nothing can compete with: When I tell you that you're everything I mean 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥 open.spotify.com/track/11Xe67...

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Spanner in the Works

Terrorvision · Shaving Peaches · Song · 1998

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Mutant Head @ihateravenholm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I truly wish it was the first time I read this sentence.

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Mutant Head @ihateravenholm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

It's only oversharing if you keep doing it, otherwise it's "sharing, over"

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Mutant Head @ihateravenholm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I see some of the ai-poisoned techbro bluesky devs found one of those ancient artifacts called "books" and completely misunderstood the idea of putting page numbers on the bottom right. THEY ARE IN A FIXED PLACE FOR A REASON YOU ABSOLUTE CLANKER-LICKING JELLY BRAINED HUSKS.

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