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Matt Drufke (aka Papa Suburbs) (aka The Ham Daddy)

@ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social
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Father, husband, comedian, writer, producer, unwanted DJ at your pool party.

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Matt Drufke (aka Papa Suburbs) (aka The Ham Daddy) @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Show promo for tonight. It’s a super cool room.
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Matt Drufke (aka Papa Suburbs) (aka The Ham Daddy) @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
If, when listening to Wilco’s Summerteeth, you skip “Can’t Stand It” and start your full listen at “She’s a Jar”, then congratulations. We are best friends.
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Matt Drufke (aka Papa Suburbs) (aka The Ham Daddy) @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Ticket sales are live for @knowledgefight.bsky.social at Two Brothers Roundhouse: www.twobrothersbrewing.com/event-detail...
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Knowledge Fight Podcast - Live Podcast Recording | Two Brothers Brewing
Live show recording - Sat May 16th - Doors 7pm, show starts at 8:30 knowledgefight.com Get your tickets now - this event will sellout!
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Alyssa @alyssad.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
In this episode of @ohmalortpod.bsky.social I tell @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social about the band Chicago. Listen on the app of your choice. pod.link/1684738593/e...
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Matt Drufke (aka Papa Suburbs) (aka The Ham Daddy) @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Today, I am going to the gym because I am trying to feel better about myself.
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Matt Drufke (aka Papa Suburbs) (aka The Ham Daddy) @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Well, guess that I have opened for a comedian who shows up in the Epstein files.
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Matt Drufke (aka Papa Suburbs) (aka The Ham Daddy) @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
The fact that Ted Lasso ends with “Fight Test” by Flaming Lips is just perfection.
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Matt Drufke (aka Papa Suburbs) (aka The Ham Daddy) @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
This two week trial of 2026 has fucking sucked.
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Matt Drufke (aka Papa Suburbs) (aka The Ham Daddy) @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Comedy tonight, mofos.
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Matt Drufke (aka Papa Suburbs) (aka The Ham Daddy) @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
As a quick heads-up: if you see anyone on social media (or in real life) celebrating what happened in Minneapolis, they are a bad person.
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Matt Drufke (aka Papa Suburbs) (aka The Ham Daddy) @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Five years ago, my wife told me, “Whatever is happening in Washington D.C. is no excuse for all the cheese you are eating right now.”
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Matt Drufke (aka Papa Suburbs) (aka The Ham Daddy) @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
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Spotify – Web Player
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Matt Drufke (aka Papa Suburbs) (aka The Ham Daddy) @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I get that the third major character in Dumbo is “racism” and that is probably why it is not on the children’s section of Disney+.
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Matt Drufke (aka Papa Suburbs) (aka The Ham Daddy) @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
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My two weirdest New Years Eve shows…
It’s December 21, 2012 and I am hosting an event at the O’Hare Hilton. As a comedian, New Years Eve can be kind of a mixed bad. While you can usually guarantee a full audience, they can…
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Matt Drufke (aka Papa Suburbs) (aka The Ham Daddy) @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Ok, gonna try and post more here. Here we go, get ready… Snapchat… but for farts?
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Matt Drufke (aka Papa Suburbs) (aka The Ham Daddy) @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Merry Christmas, everyone. Don’t have family? I am your new father. And I love you and am super proud of you.
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Alyssa @alyssad.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
In this episode of @ohmalortpod.bsky.social, @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social and I talk about the history of Sixteen Inch Softball. Listen on the app of your choice. pod.link/1684738593/e...
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Casual Yelling With Mat Elfring @casualyellingpod.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Get ready for big prank phone calls! This week, @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social think he's going to be executive producer on a movie, but boy-oh-boy, he's SO WRONG! Apple:
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Matt Drufke Gets Pranked So Hard That He Thinks He's An Executive Producer On A Fake Movie
Podcast Episode · I Don't Know What To Do With Mat Elfring · 12/23/2025 · 18m
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Matt Drufke (aka Papa Suburbs) (aka The Ham Daddy) @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
@sheaserrano.bsky.social Excited you are on Bluesky! I now have a reason to look at it again! Also, bring back Six Trophies?
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Matt Drufke (aka Papa Suburbs) (aka The Ham Daddy) @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
When you are hopelessly crying and screaming into the void, try and do it to the Seinfeld theme
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Matt Drufke (aka Papa Suburbs) (aka The Ham Daddy) @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I will only post here to wish a happy birthday to @aneerbas.bsky.social, one of the best people to ever people. She is so amazing!
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Matt Drufke (aka Papa Suburbs) (aka The Ham Daddy) @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I like that the Cubs are good
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Matt Drufke (aka Papa Suburbs) (aka The Ham Daddy) @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
The only meme saved in my phone
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Matt Drufke (aka Papa Suburbs) (aka The Ham Daddy) @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Jim Croce Eat World
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Matt Drufke (aka Papa Suburbs) (aka The Ham Daddy) @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
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Matt Drufke (aka Papa Suburbs) (aka The Ham Daddy) @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
On this Father’s Day, so grateful for my sons and my wife, who will always remind me that she thinks of me as a total DILF: Dad I’d Like to Fucking load the dishwasher right one goddamned time
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Peter-john Byrnes @peterbyrnes.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I’m celebrating Father’s Day the way I always do. Screaming obscenities and throwing rocks at the condom factory.
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Matt Drufke (aka Papa Suburbs) (aka The Ham Daddy) @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
United Healthcare and Blue Cross Blue Shield are about to list “Civil War” as a pre-existing condition not covered by insurance.
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Matt Drufke (aka Papa Suburbs) (aka The Ham Daddy) @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
It is crazy how basketball is getting me to respect the state of Indiana more
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Matt Drufke (aka Papa Suburbs) (aka The Ham Daddy) @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
My favorite part of the Musk/Trump feud is that pretty much everyone is still calling them “tweets”.
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Matt Drufke (aka Papa Suburbs) (aka The Ham Daddy) @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
The new Peppa Pig movie has a song called “Memories” and it is better than anything Diane Warren has ever written.
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Matt Drufke (aka Papa Suburbs) (aka The Ham Daddy) @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
The hardest thing about parenting is the voice in your said that says you are failing your child and that they will not be successful when they become an adult and that it’s your fault. The second hardest thing is remembering the names of all the dinosaurs.
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Matt Drufke (aka Papa Suburbs) (aka The Ham Daddy) @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Imagine a person told you they could make your car have better gas mileage. They then took wrenches to the engine and quit with everything in pieces. They thanked you for the chance to work on a car and admit they knew nothing about automotive repair. In other news, Elon Musk is out at DOGE…
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Matt Drufke (aka Papa Suburbs) (aka The Ham Daddy) @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
My favorite birthday greeting is the Facebook message I get from a comedian I never met asking to share his social media pages.
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sabreena @aneerbas.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Y’all it’s @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social’s birthday today. Please make him feel as loved and pretty as he deserves.
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Matt Drufke (aka Papa Suburbs) (aka The Ham Daddy) @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Too broke for therapy. Too poor to roller disco my cares away.
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Matt Drufke (aka Papa Suburbs) (aka The Ham Daddy) @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Not to objectify any of you, but I have the hottest followers on this app.
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Matt Drufke (aka Papa Suburbs) (aka The Ham Daddy) @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
My therapist told me that all the praise I give people is just me masking my own insecurities and I literally said, “You are so smart and astute for figuring that out and the way you worded that observation was concise and amazing”
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I'm Mat Elfring @immatelfring.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
May the 2nd be with you.
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I'm Mat Elfring @immatelfring.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
@ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social
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Matt Drufke (aka Papa Suburbs) (aka The Ham Daddy) @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Back at the best show in Chicago Wednesday. Use the code MATT430 for $10 tickets.
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Matt Drufke (aka Papa Suburbs) (aka The Ham Daddy) @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I just want to see Orlando take the lead once this series.
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Matt Drufke (aka Papa Suburbs) (aka The Ham Daddy) @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
This Trump economy is so bad, the two girls with that one cup video had to add three more girls just to afford it.
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Matt Drufke (aka Papa Suburbs) (aka The Ham Daddy) @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I was definitely fooled
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Matt Drufke (aka Papa Suburbs) (aka The Ham Daddy) @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
“Forgive me, Dashboard, for I have sinned” -Dashboard Confessional
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Matt Drufke (aka Papa Suburbs) (aka The Ham Daddy) @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
My oldest turns 21 tomorrow. I am not handling it well.
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Matt Drufke (aka Papa Suburbs) (aka The Ham Daddy) @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Three quarters in, and I want this Clippers/Nuggets series to go 95 games
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Matt Drufke (aka Papa Suburbs) (aka The Ham Daddy) @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I’m in South Beloit tonight!
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Matt Drufke (aka Papa Suburbs) (aka The Ham Daddy) @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Zach Edey looks like a guy a mastermind pays to capture a James Bond.
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