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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ

@iggy-koopa.bsky.social
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if r/nonpoliticaltwitter were a polymorph 24, it/she/zey, no minors please 🔞 (pfp: @koopabloopers.bsky.social)

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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 2h
why am i awake rn
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 9h
out of context this probably looks like you're just bullying me for no reason lmao
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 10h
maple tart!!!!
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 14h
the next adventure i write in my tadc fanfic has been brought to you by a dream i had, a mario party ds minigame, and emf
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 14h
all the fursuits and art commissions i could ever want
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 17h
hearing the normal gd menu music feels really out of place now that i've had stereo madness 2 as my menu loop for like a year and a half
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 19h
i swear i wrote another post in this exact same format. did i dream that or
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
brain: I'm tired me: okay then sleep brain: okay me: thank you brain: here's that dream you wanted where you set yourself on fire and slowly and painfully burn to death
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
my mom tries to claim I'm not autistic but could a neurotypical person write 32 pages of yumeship fanfic over the course of two days and a total of about 10-11 hours
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
i like to talk about my stories as if i'm not the one in completely control of how they go
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
no one. I'm just dumb
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
who the FUCK stole my pajama pants
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
ow my back and i don't even get to stay at home for very long
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
oh my goodness it's a double decker Ed's week o:
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
i am officially hyperfixated on writing more of my zaphni story. is this a problem
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
just had a dream where i was hired as a hunter of dunkin donuts lost media. i used it as an excuse to crash out about how shitty modern children's toys are
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
channeling the power of brainrot into actually making progress in writing something
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
stfu spellcheck i know how to spell pomni's name
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
trying to write an opening character moment in a fanfic where two of my characters are named kinger and gangle is uhhhhhh it's something lmao
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
why do i want to write? because I'm depressed so why am i not writing? because I'm depressed thank you brain very cool
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
well this is certainly a new one
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"you know after a while of nonstop bad luck you start to get Phil Collins syndrome" "what?" "i don't care anymo-o-ore" ngl my dream brain kinda cooked coming up with that exchange
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EpicFrick @epicfrick.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
A commission for @iggy-koopa.bsky.social featuring Pomni ✨️ Commission me here: vgen.co/EpicFrick ko-fi.com/epicfrick492...
Zaphaloon x Pomni
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
can't believe i just found a swag route in dear nostalgists wtf
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
disabled person tries to walk multiple miles, the results will not shock you at all
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
this post has been approved by the macro loving, public transit using girlfriend. go fuck up those private jets ^^
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
think i'm going to have to pause writing for a little while so i can recover from the seasonal depression
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
my neighbors are absolute masters of triggering my autistic rage
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
help i just finished another episode of tadc and my identity is colored a lot more like dunkin donuts
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
anxiety med achieved now back to what i was doing
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
the fact that i feel compelled to take a hydroxyzine before i watch an episode of tadc feels pretty pathetic ngl
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i'm cheating a little bit with my tftober prompts but shhhh
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
might have to postpone day 10 because i genuinely have no ideas
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
why does mario say yaoi when he ledge climbs in galaxy
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i sure do ^^ that's me in the second row near the middle!
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Muz 🍀 @muzyoshi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Now that's a lotta ICONS 🍎🍊🍋🍈🍇 Do you see yourself here? 👁️👁️
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this is a reference to this tweet but i couldn't think of any big name celebrities who use Bluesky lmao
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
fuck i forgot the alt text sorry
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
idk i like gorillas what can i say also i had no ideas for who i should turn mc into so i kinda just picked someone
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
happy #octransfur! see my other posts for the spiel about what's going on this month :) day 9: orb tf result: +identity death person: any
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
aw fuck i forgot to finish my story for today
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
my ex is soooooooooo drunk @sadchild.bsky.social
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
upset stomach :(
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
👏👏👏
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i really wanted to have jax be in first person since i love him but then i was like "wait what if i did jax to different jax"
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
happy #octransfur! see my other posts for the spiel about what's going on this month :) day 8: magic tf result: jax (amorous) person: third
Jax strode along through the circus like it was any normal day. The purple rabbit was no stranger to anomalies. They were so common that they barely even fit the label “anomaly” anymore. Finding a door labeled “MAGIC DOOR” led him to slightly perk up his eyebrows before walking through.
Jax shut the door behind him, but then there was nothing. He looked at himself, finding himself with blue and yellow scales and slimy skin. “Well then,” the new Jax said. He wasn’t exactly excited to clock in for his bartending job, but he loved Amorous and the people there.
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
you might even say you made the 80s sound... just like heaven by the cure I'm so sorry @sadchild.bsky.social
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
like what are we supposed to have good memories of? fascism? that time we couldn't go outside for two years? whatever the fuck happened on the internet? being replaced by shitty robots? not being able to afford anything? yeah buddy as fucking if. y'all make the 80s sound like heaven in comparison
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
WAIT I REMEMBERED do you think people my age get nostalgic for times they weren't alive for because our parents were always like "we had it so good in x decade" meanwhile we're out here basically watching the downfall of society in real time and just don't have that many good times to look back on?
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
had a really deep thought as i was waking up from my nap. i have now forgotten it. damn you sleepy brain
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