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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ

@iggy-koopa.bsky.social
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if r/nonpoliticaltwitter were a polymorph 24, it/she/zey, no minors please 🔞 (pfp: @koopabloopers.bsky.social)

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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 17m
happy #octransfur! see my other posts for the spiel about what's going on this month :) day 3: baking tf result: avian person: any
“Hi! I’m Crow W. Cook!” I heard from my TV. Crow W. Cook? Must have been a new show I’d never heard of. Curious, I ran over to the screen to check it out. Unsurprisingly, it was an animated crow hosting a cooking show.
I was weirdly mesmerized as I watched him bake his own cookies. So much that I didn’t notice the black feathers and talons growing all over my body. It was only when I felt my face stretching out into a beak that I heard the door knock.
“Hi! I’m Crow W. Cook!” I greeted my producers.
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
happy #octransfur! for this month, i'll be posting a daily 100 word tf story for each of the prompts! the tf result and person i write in will be determined by a wheel! day 2: exchange tf result: pokemon (series) person: any
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i now have an fgfggf (fat gender fluid ghost girlfriend)
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
casual smash tournament? no thanks I'm asexual
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my current boots are getting very worn out so I'm bringing this question back but for shy guy boots
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
so like is the extended thumb a required part of flipping people off correctly or what
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
happy #octransfur! for this month, i'll be posting a daily 100 word tf story for each of the prompts! the tf result and person i write in will be determined by a wheel! day 1: fair tf result: mario (series) person: 2nd
You thought you would be more enthralled with Rawk Hawk. But you couldn’t take his excessive arrogance after a while. But you were still going to work your way to the championship.
But something was wrong when you got the Iron Adonis Twins. “Not fair!” you yelled as you started to shrink. Your nose balloons, your eyes grow, and your pants suddenly feel big on you. You may have forgotten your name, but with your pink skin and green tuft of hair, all you knew was that these Clefts weren’t going to stand in the way of your Crystal Star.
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yt you're not ready for the level of crashout you're going to see if you keep trying to show me tadc spoilers
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
3000 words to go
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
one of my favorite quirks as a writer is that all of my characters are at least slightly autistic just because I'm autistic
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i should go to a convention with a megaphone and stand in front of an ai "art" seller and just boo at them and tell everyone around me that they're a lazy hack and a scammer
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
okay I've seen this discourse coming up again so let's make this clear ai = bad bad ≠ ai please learn the difference
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fuck shaving all my homies hate shaving
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm sorry is Wendy's trying to have an emo phase? that's embarrassing holy shit
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
we're going to make this even more chaotic by restricting myself to the daily prompt + this wheel. y'all ready for this
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it doesn't matter who owns the characters i like, they're part of my world once i put them into my imagination
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
we out here setting new records for fastest crush I've developed
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
every now and then i remember that I'm followed by one of my favorite tf artists even though i have no idea why lmao
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
somehow i get the feeling that 14 hours is not a normal amount of sleep
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you ever wonder if there's been any days where you've just never said the letters q or z
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
reposted this earlier but then fell asleep lmao but anyway it's all my polymorph forms :o at least my main ones since i can still take on any form i want all these forms are a big part of my identity so you're welcome to think of me as any of them, or maybe even all of them please 👉👈
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Transforming Yoshi @transformyosh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who are you, @iggy-koopa.bsky.social? (A little comm for becoming different versions of him/her/zur/itself)
A picture split into four parts showing different sequences of a human transforming into an anthropomorphic Geometry Dash demon, a Koopaling, a balloon shaped like the female symbol, and an anthropomorphic frog.
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i try not to complain about plant publicly anymore but like you know shit really went south when even my dad, one of the greatest people of all time, is turning on him
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
okay can we please for the love of god move on from the kind of humor that's just look at this mildly interesting thing!!!! >>>>> mildly interesting thing <<<<< (abnormal thing off to the side)
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i went to bed at 12:40 and told myself i was going to bed late. when i used to go to bed at like 3:00. i really changed
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
there are three kinds of tragedeighs in this world 1) "so your parents like [insert media you were named after]" 2) omg she's so crazy!! love her!! 3) a noun. from the dictionary.
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
told my therapist there was one way i could think of to help with my species dysphoria looked up the average price of a partial fursuit going to tell my therapist there are zero ways to help with my species dysphoria
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
squeaky moment
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
sleepn't
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
chapter 4 of ttyd would have been significantly shorter if one of your partners could have just figured out that doopliss is a mega yapfest when the real mario isn't
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
hooktail canonically hates me
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
watched youtube for about nine hours today while i was waiting for the wifi to come back on. i watched three videos in total
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KoopaofBloopers (COMMISSIONS OPEN) @koopabloopers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A batch of icon commissions for @iggy-koopa.bsky.social! Thank you for your patronage!
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i hate isps man
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i had lunch seven hours ago and my mouth still tastes like onions
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Thalia the Draconic Wasp @tomthefatderg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The reposts are a hint :3
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
if anyone is looking for ideas for a villain origin story, how about someone who's driven to complete insanity because they keep getting woken up and eventually fall victim to sleep deprivation
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
someone tell plant that having an edgy bio on discord doesn't make him cool
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
one of those brain swapper body swapper things from old sci fi movies but instead of brains it's hormones and instead of anyone it has to be one transmasc and one transfem
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
pavers asking questions be like "what in tar nation"
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i love having a gfgf (gender fluid girlfriend)
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i was into a character named jax before it was cool, except my jax is some kind of reptile from a dating sim who inspired me to be a frog
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
love that i opened the app and immediately forgot what i was going to post like i just walked into a room but then forgot why
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i whine about my back hurting like I'm 80 years old and i wouldn't have it any other way tbh
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
cuphead but all the boss fights are just my different polymorph forms
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
gender? i hardly know her
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
anyone know where i can get real mario bro boots
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
in ten years I'll have made a ton of progress in my transition just to undo it all because they finally made tf real and i think ftm tftg is hot
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Zaphloon ΣΤΔ ΘΔ @iggy-koopa.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
frank sat down on the shore of the ocean, legs fully in the water, and decided "yeah great time to read a book"
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