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If You're Driving Close Your Eyes @ifyouredriving.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

it's a two-hander this week as merritt was on the international space station killing werewolves. so the only question is... who's hosting?

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If You're Driving Close Your Eyes @ifyouredriving.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The white man’s burden patreon.com/ifyouredriving

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If You're Driving Close Your Eyes @ifyouredriving.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

nfl week 1 is here and also the future is now! we've got all the plays and info you need for the new football season 🎧: pod.link/1648903956/e...

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If You're Driving Close Your Eyes @ifyouredriving.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

hey make sure you're all subbed up for tomorrow's new episode of the show, where niki will indeed answer the question shows.acast.com/eyes

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If You're Driving Close Your Eyes @ifyouredriving.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

terrible news. leslie parrish is dead. join us for our celebration of life: pod.link/1648903956/e...

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If You're Driving Close Your Eyes @ifyouredriving.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

~Player.placeatme fish ♾️ patreon.com/ifyouredriving

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If You're Driving Close Your Eyes @ifyouredriving.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

We did a full Nightbane ep this week! patreon.com/ifyouredriving

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If You're Driving Close Your Eyes @ifyouredriving.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

who could say if we just recorded the annual white-off

Image of the three hosts of If You're Driving Close Your Eyes on the left side of the screen while a PowerPoint presentation fills the right side of the screen. The screen says "decemberists."

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If You're Driving Close Your Eyes @ifyouredriving.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Can you believe they’re thinking of changing Kum & Go’s name??? patreon.com/ifyouredriving

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If You're Driving Close Your Eyes @ifyouredriving.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Quick preview of Monday's episode. Hope you enjoy it as much as @nikigrayson.com did preparing for it!!!!!

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If You're Driving Close Your Eyes @ifyouredriving.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Happy Smooth Week! This week on the program we learn about other people learning about geography, and also talk about Smooth by Santana feat. Rob Thomas 🎧: pod.link/1648903956/e...

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If You're Driving Close Your Eyes @ifyouredriving.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Gimmick Month continues with Teen Week! That’s right, it’s your favorite podcast with all the cool stuff that teens love! Like Lily Tomlin and Harriet Tubman! patreon.com/ifyouredriving

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If You're Driving Close Your Eyes @ifyouredriving.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

It is Gimmick Month, an annual celebration where we "plan topics for the podcast." We're starting with Week Week, a week where we decide what week is best. @merrittk.com also learns about milk punch 🔊: pod.link/1648903956/e...

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If You're Driving Close Your Eyes @ifyouredriving.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

this week on the program, @floppyadult.com, @merrittk.com, and @nikigrayson.com learn about: • bionicle • dog anatomy • educational toys from the 2000s 🔊: pod.link/1648903956/e...

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If You're Driving Close Your Eyes @ifyouredriving.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

in this episode, @merrittk.com hits an all time stephen a. smith "but!" as we talk about a famous musician 🔊: pod.link/1648903956/e...

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If You're Driving Close Your Eyes @ifyouredriving.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

This week on the program, we're celebrating Pride, with spotlights on ICONIC members of the community like John Madden. 🏳️‍🌈 Listen: pod.link/1648903956/e...

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If You're Driving Close Your Eyes @ifyouredriving.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

it's the california election special this week on if you're driving and we talked about the gubernatorial race! pod.link/1648903956/e...

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If You're Driving Close Your Eyes @ifyouredriving.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

ABC v NBC Fighting Game has some interesting DLC patreon.com/ifyouredriving

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If You're Driving Close Your Eyes @ifyouredriving.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

IF YOU'RE SANTA AND LIKE SMELLING HAIR GIMME A HELL YEAH 🎧: pod.link/1648903956/e...

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If You're Driving Close Your Eyes @ifyouredriving.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

this week on the program we talk about the c-suite at america's favorite clothier, tommy bahama 🔊: pod.link/1648903956/e...

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If You're Driving Close Your Eyes @ifyouredriving.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

on this week's episode of the program we talk about how we'd be able to solve achilles' problem and also we might be responsible for the death of ted turner 🎧: pod.link/1648903956/e...

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If You're Driving Close Your Eyes @ifyouredriving.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

this was only the second of three phone calls made to tom, the ceo of burger king, on this week's episode of the show

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If You're Driving Close Your Eyes @ifyouredriving.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

we were so honored to have @barackobama.bsky.social on the show this week! 🎧: pod.link/1648903956

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If You're Driving Close Your Eyes @ifyouredriving.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

You can't talk about Scary Movie without bringing our main man Mike Tiddies along for the ride

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If You're Driving Close Your Eyes @ifyouredriving.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

we spent an unbelievable amount of time talking about andrew dice clay on this week's episode. i'm pissed off and sorry. 🎧: pod.link/1648903956/e...

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If You're Driving Close Your Eyes @ifyouredriving.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

bane's in court and not listening to counsel. whomst among us do not ask questions about niki's crate. listen to the episode: pod.link/1648903956/e...

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If You're Driving Close Your Eyes @ifyouredriving.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

this week on the program we talk about the olympics and we also invent a brand new sport, the rules of which i have already forgotten 🎧: pod.link/1648903956/e...

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If You're Driving Close Your Eyes @ifyouredriving.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

What do you think @merrittk.com has just suggested we talk about on this coming Monday's episode of the show based on this image?

still image from the podcast If You're Driving Close Your Eyes

John, left, is leaning back in wild laughter. Merritt, middle, has just suggested something to discuss and is very pleased with herself. Niki, right, looks directly into the camera looking completely fed up.

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If You're Driving Close Your Eyes @ifyouredriving.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

This week on the program, we talk about the concept of "lunch debt" pod.link/1648903956/

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If You're Driving Close Your Eyes @ifyouredriving.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

In which we pine for the sequel to Osmosis Jones that never was

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If You're Driving Close Your Eyes @ifyouredriving.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

This week on the podcast, we come up with some new slogans for cigarettes! If anyone knows anyone at Philip Morris International please let us know

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If You're Driving Close Your Eyes @ifyouredriving.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

this week on the podcast, we all learn about the beauty of the human body, and all of the cool things that can happen to it! we're a medical history podcast pod.link/1648903956/e...

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If You're Driving Close Your Eyes @ifyouredriving.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Witness the birth of a Dark Yule-niverse shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...

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If You're Driving Close Your Eyes @ifyouredriving.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Just say "If You're Driving" to your local Denny's server and they will bring you a Michael's Milk on the house patreon.com/ifyouredriving

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If You're Driving Close Your Eyes @ifyouredriving.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Can you just speak very clearly into the microphone for us? patreon.com/ifyouredriving

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If You're Driving Close Your Eyes @ifyouredriving.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Time to Toad was short on this week's show patreon.com/ifyouredriving

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If You're Driving Close Your Eyes @ifyouredriving.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

If you're not a member of our Patreon you're missing out on weekly bonus episodes where we do stuff like invent a new, R-rated version of Is It Cake patreon.com/ifyouredriving

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If You're Driving Close Your Eyes @ifyouredriving.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

Chewbacca watching Kylo Ren kill Han Solo: holy shit my dog's puppy just killed my dog

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If You're Driving Close Your Eyes @ifyouredriving.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Hey what's that other John Lennon song? You know the one.

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If You're Driving Close Your Eyes @ifyouredriving.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Please don't tell anyone how merritt lives, breakfast-wise patreon.com/ifyouredriving

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If You're Driving Close Your Eyes @ifyouredriving.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Which appliance sounds drive you completely insane like John in this week's episode? patreon.com/ifyouredriving

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If You're Driving Close Your Eyes @ifyouredriving.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

uhhh. it does something. definitely. dont worry about it

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