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If I Were King

@ifiwasdaking.bsky.social
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Socialist NYC tenant lawyer, dad/husband, music fan, home cook. Be civil or be blocked. Lurking till someone posts about housing, or hates on poor people, or complains about the deficit. Rent control gives you the power to tell the landlord to go to hell.

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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The good kind of strange.
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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
"you are here to ask me questions as a representative of the public. What makes you think that what the public most wants to know is about my position on Israel? Is that really voters' top priority? Because I'm here to discuss kitchen table issues."
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Bumper sticker that reads "My Other Ballot Box is a Guillotine". On the left is a box in American flag colors with a sealed ballot going in to it. On the right is a guillotine with a sharp blade that has a smile superimposed on it. The background of the image is green with assorted white stars and dots in a whimsical structure.
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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It's evidence. You just aren't persuaded by it.
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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Last time I tried a case, bias counted as evidence.
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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I have not defended Platner, as you well know. I am defending his voters, who owe no apologies to anyone.
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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
You are fooling yourself. You represent only elitism.
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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
You are writing off a winnable seat, just to satisfy your insatiable hunger to feel superior to Platner's voters. The tradeoff is not worth it. Electorally, we'd do better writing off libs like you and keeping Platner's 70% of Maine Democrats. You represent what? Mills' 20%?
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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Whataboutism. You have no coherent theory of why Democrats lost the last election. The party's approval rating is 17%. It's because people like you, who claim to speak for the party, treat its voters like dirtbags. Like Platner.
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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Insulting Platner's voters is the very definition of respectability politics.
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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Insulting people doesn't win arguments. Or elections.
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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Losing is the problem here.
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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Having the ability to win 70% of the vote is normally a good thing. Anyone willing to sacrifice that likes to lose elections.
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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It is exactly the thing that killed the Democrats' brand. Look at the surveys. You are part of the problem
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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Then you should accept full responsibility when your condescension results in losing elections.
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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Amen.
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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
So let's condescend to Maine's primary voters. That always works.
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CBCC@NYCC @cbccpodcast.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Captain America #130 Written by Stan Lee Pencils by Gene Colan Inks by Dick Ayers Letters by Artie Simek #Happy4th
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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Different places having different food culture is a good thing.
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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Roberts and the whole capitalist class like the Fed.
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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Maybe Roberts is sending a message to Trump about hacking voting machines. Mail-ins are not hackable.
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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Big only because the lunatic right even thought up the crackpot idea of making an issue of it.
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Maria BOO!stillos @mariabustillos.com · 27/06/2026
Mamdani promised and is immediately delivering on policies the centrists sneered at us for even mentioning for 40 years. They're losing their minds because he's showing they've been lying all along about what is possible; he is proving that good government comes from the (not even that far) left
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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
"Election fraud!" is the rallying cry of the people committing the fraud. Mail in ballots can't be hacked, so that's what they want to ban. They complained about supposedly hacked machines in 2020, but it is telling that nothing they propose would change how voting machines are used.
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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
this is the way:
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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
If there's a class on how to construct a speech, this would be the textbook. IDK where it comes from with him: our other great public speakers all learned in church.
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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Good. Release the files.
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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
by what standard is it "costly and inefficient" to extract wave and wind power? I'd love to hear Steven Miller expound upon how little energy is available for the taking after his roof gets blown off in a hurricane, or he gets knocked on his ass riding waves at the beach.
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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Mullin and Mamdani have never met or spoken on the phone. Mullin is claiming not to "get along" with someone he's never met or spoken to.
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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Yes! And unlike the "Epstein class hates me" ad, it doesn't weirdly make a valid critique of the establishment into a personal narrative about Platner. I'm surprised x.com/katz_morris would give such dreck a green light.
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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Nobody likes rigged competitions.
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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I didn't see any juicy "whining" quotes. I was hoping to read about tears and gnashing of teeth, and all I got was sober analysis. Yeccch!
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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Two wrongs don't make a right. Instead, apply the traditional standards: because they are billionaires, they are a flight risk, and can be held without bail. Pretrial conditions shouldn't be punitive, but not luxurious either. But they should feel the full impact of the steady buildup of evidence.
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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
"Intellectual property is theft."
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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
AI told him the revolution is around the corner.
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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Here's a recommendation: come to Kensington and check out Mannan. It's bigger than Patel and covers more of the South Asian world. On a nice day you can walk from Brooklyn College: maps.app.goo.gl/9SRMzwzYoy5c...
maps.app.goo.gl
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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Luis Bunuel's Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
He knows we think he's psycho, and loves to play the victim because of it. But, as Norman Bates famously said, "she wouldn't even harm a fly." youtu.be/7_mxKS49Reo?...
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Psycho (1960) - She Wouldn't Even Harm A Fly
YouTube video by pretty when i cry
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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
The Democrats never made any attempt to undo what Reagan did. Legal services organizations still cannot file class actions. Regulatory agencies still need to do cost benefit analysis. Is there a single candidate that will undo the Republicans' mayhem?
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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
He has always been a sicko. This is not new.
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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I plan to give classes to fellow NYC residents on healthy recipes for pigeon and rat.
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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I disagree:
cartoon interviewing the Democrat donkey: when asked why vote for the donkey, it answers "I'm not Trump", but cannot say what it stands for.
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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Trump is our first Marxist president. Marx said capitalism is theft. Trump totally agrees, and thinks that to be good at capitalism you need to be good at theft. He's convincing his constituents that in capitalism you get power by theft, teaching this lesson better than a commie like me could.
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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
White shirt needs to be fired.
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 01/05/2024
Happy May Day
A version of the Seinfeld "what's going on in there" meme. Panel 1 has Jerry asking "Kramer, whats going on in there?" Panel 2 is a mass of protesters with communist iconography. Panel 3 Kramer replies "we have nothing to lose but our chains, Jerry"..  Not our OC
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Housing Is A Human Right @housinghumanright.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Since World War I, rent control has protected hard-working tenants against skyrocketing rents and rising living costs in America. We need rent control today for the same reasons. Rent control works!
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Rent Control is as American as Apple Pie
Protecting middle- and working-class tenants against predatory landlords through rent control is as American as apple pie.
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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Amused laugh or diabolical laugh?
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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Exactly. Why would we not at least limit jurisdiction over shadow docket cases?
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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I think that going topic by topic, jurisdiction stripping can be extremely useful: e.g. no jurisdiction to review lower court decisions limiting executive discretion over congressional spending, or to permit the president to fire officers in derogation of congressional mandates.
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If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This would overrule the last several "takings" cases, and directly address Alito's view that "takings" claims are about the hurt feelings of property owners, such as, for example, farmers who employ migrant labor.
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