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Ian @ ifbees

@ifbees.net
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started in Yagoona, now on the land of the Boonwurrung people of the Kulin nation. survived BBHS, MM, Tower Records, NHS, Swinburne and Holmesglen Knower of the secret knowledge of using yer website for yer username

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝙰𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗 @evolvedrick.bsky.social · 23h
Also speaking of They Live...
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God @thegodshow.com · 07/10/2026
Bless this heckler for humiliating JD Vance.
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Mohamad Bazzi @mbazzi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Show This to Anyone Denying Genocide” — front page of @scotnational.bsky.social
“Show This to Anyone Denying Genocide” — front page headline of The National, Scotland
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Alex Gibney @alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released.
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 02/09/2026
I like that it has wheels. Are there openings to perform the washing up and other services?
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 31/08/2026
There is an old expression that Australia rode to wealth on the sheep's back. I can't help but think One Nation is gaining power off the "sheeple" back www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08...
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One Nation is coming for the establishment and no-one is safe
Pauline Hanson says she can smash Labor and, given the anger in the community, perhaps that messaging is resonating.
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Alfred E. Neuman ( MAD Magazine ) @alfreds-mad-world.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
G'Mornin' Gang, Enjoy Your FoneBone Friday
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Nostalgic Things that go bump in the night @nostalgicthing.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I know writers who use subtext,
 and they're all cowards
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 10/07/2026
And let me guess, she wants this committee filled with pro-Israeli Zionists
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 10/07/2026
Jim Neibours as Gomer Pyle, saying Surprise, surprise, surprise
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 10/07/2026
Change the acronym to No Action, Corruption Cleared, and at least they can live up to their name.
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 10/07/2026
Kolchak: the night stalker, but o ly with the original cast, almost all of whom have passed away (hang in there Ron uptight)
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 10/07/2026
Not all heroes wear capes! OK, this one does. Good luck binface www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07...
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'Leave him to me': Man dressed as bin only challenger against Nigel Farage
Nigel Farage is facing intensifying scrutiny over his finances and millions of dollars' worth of donations. Here's how he got here.
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 20/06/2026
Sorry, QANTAS. Queensland and Northern Territory air service
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 20/06/2026
Just keep an eye out for an unexplained police box nearby
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ᴀʟ ᴅᴏʀᴀᴅᴏ @aldorado.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Anton LaVey
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 19/06/2026
It's the bone spurs. They must have moved to his fingers.
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 17/06/2026
A fine evening out with Lydia Lunch doing Suicide covers at The Tote
Lydia Lunch
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 29/05/2026
In the dark days of 2007, when TISM were hibernating, there was still DC, producing content. I always loved this little belter damiancowell.bandcamp.com/track/paulin...
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Pauline Hanson Says There's Chrsitian Muslims Too, by ROOT!
from the album Root Supposed He Was Out Of The Question
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 27/05/2026
Rick Baker definatly became the go-to guy for people in ape suits.
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 20/05/2026
I can't imagine they will use the book ending. But there are still some great scenes, and nasty goings on.
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
12:38 am. The Bride and Groom have gone from the Reception. The majority of guests have filtered out, and to their taxis. The DJ has indicated last orders at the bar. The beat starts. The recognition of the tune. One plucky male relative of the Groom stands up for his moment on the dancefloor.
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 18/05/2026
Yes. In Sydney at the Showgrounds, with Models supporting
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 16/05/2026
Reading Tyler Jenkes book on TISMs album Machiavelli and the four seasons, and I come across a quote I got from an interview with Ron. The phone interview was an absolute corker. Most of my questions were not related to their music at all.
Text from Tyler Jenkes book on Machiavelli and the Four Seasons
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 15/05/2026
doesn't ship to Australia 😶
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Dan Ilic @danilic.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
A Budget Reply Speech from Dr. Rich Kahnt. #auspol #budget2026 #comedy #satire #ARationalFear
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 14/05/2026
Happy birthday dad. Thanks for everything from you WW2 service to helping create me
Pathfinder crew, British air command World War 2
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Rob Pilkington @robpilk.com · 11/05/2026
this looks like an extra tough captcha test
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 11/05/2026
Power and water requirements render your proposal unviable.
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 11/05/2026
Anything to keep him off the sidewalk
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CarbieWarbie 🐓 @carbiewarbie.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Did this really happen? Please answer YOB or WANKER or YES or NO. 🦍🤪❤️⚡️🐓
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 09/05/2026
You always seem to be in the right place at the right time for the best shots
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Me and a small nugget of love. 🇸🇪♥️🇺🇦 @mnotme.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The extremely rare catcopus.
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 08/05/2026
I hope there was something signed early on, so they can try and recoup some of their losses. Could say serves them right for dealing with the racists, but you gotta run a business I guess.
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 08/05/2026
Future Noir was a great read. I think their has been an update to my old copy
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 07/05/2026
Man is being generous. Is he doing influencer for his year 10 major?
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 07/05/2026
We got the Israel election at the end of October, Halloween Then the American midterms. This year is going to go out big
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 07/05/2026
Nine out of ten. Unfortunately, haven't watched every Australian film yet www.abc.net.au/news/2026-05...
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Can you identify Aussie movies from a single frame?
Think you know your Moulin Rouge from your Muriel's Wedding? Take our Australian movie quiz to prove you're the king of The Castle.
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 07/05/2026
I think the problem is that the number of little boys Willys in his past is far from Nilly, which is what has got him into this situation www.theguardian.com/media/2026/m...
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Alan Jones claims invalid warrants, police impropriety and ‘willy-nilly’ search in sex abuse investigation
Broadcaster’s lawyers say NSW police should reveal which officers accessed or downloaded material from Jones’s phone
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 06/05/2026
I suspect that he wants us to watch it in 3D without glasses actually
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 28/04/2026
The optimism that felon47 and his cronies are going to go easily
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1EarthMedia @1earthmedia.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
You know you have a successful caricature when people instantly know who it is ... #auspol
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Movie Vigilante 📼 🇨🇦 @handle.invalid · 27/04/2026
You've done it again, Holmes!
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 25/04/2026
The six Book of Blood. Clive did the covers as well as the contents. I was lucky enough to be at the right place, right time to have these recommended to me. No regrets #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @therealjoebob123.bsky.social
Clive Barkers books of blood, hard cover first editions
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 23/04/2026
Very sad to hear of the passing of James Valentine He was there when Models hit it big with their Out of Mind LP. ps ABC got it right, sorry Guardian, it's just Models, not The Models www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04...
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James Valentine, beloved ABC talkback radio star, dies aged 64
The presenter and professional saxophone player is being remembered for his ability to explore the humour and oddities of daily life on the airwaves.
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𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕 @2ndaryprotocol.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Happy 80th Birthday to the legendary Tim Curry! 🖤
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Adam Richard @adamrichard.com.au · 20/04/2026
The corporatisation of tertiary education is about to eliminate another cultural institution. There is already a paucity of community radio in Sydney, don't let corporate greed, consulting firms and career administrators destroy this valuable resource. c.org/vwkPb8dR5s
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Sign the Petition
Save 2SER-FM
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 19/04/2026
A big night out at the Town Hall with David O'Doherty. A great night was had, despite a serious water spillage at the end. David sorted the situation in a way that would make in infomercial proud. I'm sure measures will be taken to avoid repeats, so don't be put off @phlaimeaux.bsky.social
David O'Doherty, Melbourne international comedy festival 2026 Highway to the David Zone
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 19/04/2026
So, they can outrun you now
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 12/04/2026
What a night. Not bad for a bunch of old blokes
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