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Ian @ ifbees

@ifbees.net
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started in Yagoona, now on the land of the Boonwurrung people of the Kulin nation. survived BBHS, MM, Tower Records, NHS, Swinburne and Holmesglen Knower of the secret knowledge of using yer website for yer username

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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 10/07/2026
Jim Neibours as Gomer Pyle, saying Surprise, surprise, surprise
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 17/06/2026
A fine evening out with Lydia Lunch doing Suicide covers at The Tote
Lydia Lunch
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 16/05/2026
Reading Tyler Jenkes book on TISMs album Machiavelli and the four seasons, and I come across a quote I got from an interview with Ron. The phone interview was an absolute corker. Most of my questions were not related to their music at all.
Text from Tyler Jenkes book on Machiavelli and the Four Seasons
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 14/05/2026
Happy birthday dad. Thanks for everything from you WW2 service to helping create me
Pathfinder crew, British air command World War 2
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 25/04/2026
The six Book of Blood. Clive did the covers as well as the contents. I was lucky enough to be at the right place, right time to have these recommended to me. No regrets #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @therealjoebob123.bsky.social
Clive Barkers books of blood, hard cover first editions
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 19/04/2026
A big night out at the Town Hall with David O'Doherty. A great night was had, despite a serious water spillage at the end. David sorted the situation in a way that would make in infomercial proud. I'm sure measures will be taken to avoid repeats, so don't be put off @phlaimeaux.bsky.social
David O'Doherty, Melbourne international comedy festival 2026 Highway to the David Zone
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 31/03/2026
The morning cat exchange
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 18/03/2026
Genius
Tony Martin as Arnold Schwarzenegger The Late Show
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 05/03/2026
It's just been one of those days
Walter Molino art of chickens smoking
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 21/02/2026
A classic from UK Viz magazine that just gets more relevant
Prine Andrew collectable plate fake ad by Viz magazine
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 18/01/2026
It's hard to deny, but I guess some people choose their own reality
International Criminal Courts warrant for Benjamin Netanyahu
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 10/01/2026
I think I know the drunk guy
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 09/01/2026
Combed a lot off the rag doll this morning. Keeping him inside and cool, but I home this has helped
Cat hair, combed off on a 43 degree day
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 23/12/2025
In case you aren't familiar with the story of Bondi shooting hero, Ahmed Al Ahmed, None of what Grok says is factual. Grok is going to make controlling the narrative a whole lot easier
Bondi shooting hero (Syrian born) Ahmed Al Ahmed, who disarmed one of two gunman. Grok screen shoot with completely incorrect information
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 30/11/2025
Graham Humphries work on the UK Evil Dead 2 posters is wonderful and iconic
UK quad movie poster for Evil Dead 2, illustrated by Graham Humphries
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 04/11/2025
We loved his books, particularly Tomi's "comeback" Fog Island.
https://www.phaidon.com/en-anz/products/fog-island
Cover of Tomi Ungerer book Fog Island
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 26/10/2025
Storm damage report on the ABC measures damage in tipped over dunnies
ABC news report on storm damage at Werribee
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 25/06/2025
A picture may be worth a thousand words, but that image of @manmademoon.bsky.social 's Rogue Trooper has shot the share value up on the HSX game
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 18/05/2025
2003 #MICF and Los Trios Ringbarkus return to the stage. Unfortunately, they didn't finish their run during to an accident while doing their chair juggling piece.
Los Trios Ringbarkus advertisment in 2003 Melbourne international comedy festival program
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 18/05/2025
My first comedy festival, after moving to Melbourne. Upfront was only in its 4th year #MICF
Melbourne international comedy festival 1998 program
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 04/05/2025
Tried to get the young one to watch Gallipoli for ANZAC day. Wasn't interested because they didn't want a sad ending. Maybe I should try Rogue One today ...
DVD of Gallipoli and 4k of Rogue one
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 13/04/2025
A great night out at the #ArselessChaps with @tonymartin.bsky.social and Damien Cowell
Arseless Chaps Tony Martin and Damien Cowell live at Howler
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 08/04/2025
Back at Upfront. Bless you #MICF
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 06/04/2025
Johnny Goes to Church supporting Dog Trumpet at Archie's Creek. All is fine with the world.
Johnny Goes to Church, supporting Dog Trumpet at Archie's Creek.
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 31/03/2025
Mail call. I didn't know that there was a book on the making of Welcome to Woop, woop. Can't wait to get stuck into it
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 08/03/2025
Classic freedom of expression. That AI clip of Zelenskyy chinning Trump was taken down by Zuckerberg as false information. Thou that it was not
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 15/02/2025
My much loved 4th edition of The Twilight Zone companion. Amazing that the binding still holds after all these decades. Invaluable resource in the pre internet days, and still the best TZ reference I have found
Paperback book, The Twilight Zone companion by Marc Scott Zicree
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 15/02/2025
Still sad about the passing of Tom Robbins. There was a time in the late 80s where he was very popular with folks I knew
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 28/01/2025
So Trump got the tech from the Dems?
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 27/01/2025
Another nice thing about holidays is getting home to find parcels waiting to be opened. This crowd funder was a no-brainer. It's still one of my favourite TV series.
Kolchak the night stalker novel by Jeff Rice
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 27/01/2025
Still sad about the passing of one of the great artists of our time. I never got to see him talk, I think he only did one public appearance in Australia, in Brisbane. There is some solice in owning one of only three trading cards he signed
David Lynch signed trading card, Rittenhouse archives 2018
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 27/01/2025
An excellent read over the holidays. Of course, it just makes me want to watch the films again. I'd love to see an update, which includes the TV series
Evil Dead companion book by Bill Warren
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 27/01/2025
Lynch was a man who tried his hand at every aspect of the artistic life.
David Lynch book Nudes
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 24/01/2025
Big things in Australia, The Big Marino, Goulburn, NSW
The Big Marino, Goulburn
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 24/01/2025
Big things in Australia The Big Trout, Adaminaby, NSW
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 17/01/2025
I can link this back to the good old days, in like two steps; Don Trump > Roy Cohn > Joseph McCarthy! And they say history doesn't repeat itself.
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 13/01/2025
Went to the Australian Film and Sound archive in Canberra today. Not a big exhibition, one room really, but so much treasure. Drom Aunty Jack, here is Thin Arthur's hat, Aunty Jacks golden glove, dress and footy socks, and a prop meat guitar used by Kev Kavanah
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 13/01/2025
Has anyone else noticed how much the world has fallen to pieces since we lost David Bowie?
David Bowie Blackstar
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 23/12/2024
Now they've brought mates
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 23/12/2024
Must be Xmas if these noisy buggers are back
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 12/12/2024
what about: "so that's the way you want to play it" - Christian Bale
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 12/12/2024
Three years ago, The Collaborators with Fred Negro joining for a couple of covers at the end. Who knew it was the start of something bigger? #tism.tism.tism
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 12/12/2024
with less that 2 weeks till Xmas, time to be nice to each other, or Aunty Jack will be jumping out of your screens to rip your bloody arms off.
Aunty Jack
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 08/12/2024
Here the sh!t president greets the sh!t manipulator, while watched by the sh!t propaganda-ist Tell me this isn't the root cause of a lot of the worlds current problems, 40 years in the making.
President Reagan shakes hands with Roy Cohn in the Oval Office Jan 18, 1983, watched by Rupert Murdoch
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 07/12/2024
Rugby League, the game they play in heaven. Cover from 1968, before it became too professional, and was just about gambling ads
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 06/12/2024
What mad ideas are going on the the head of Basil the cat?
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 06/12/2024
I get a bit upset when folks in Australia put to defund out ABC (Murdoch hates it), and so I react to those posts. Hey, PS I have this bit of board with name on it. LOVE IT, thank you
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 06/12/2024
I feel like I'm missing out, so here is the best I can do. My Spotify(ish) playlist:
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 05/12/2024
Always loved these little guys. Run little Bertie Beetle
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Ian @ ifbees @ifbees.net · 27/11/2024
not forgetting to first film -
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