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James ⛰️🌾🇵🇸 @plantbard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The leaves are not upset that they're leaving their branches Things change, time passes, death happens

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Idlewordsmith @idlewordsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“I’m just gonna jizz plaster all over these walls” -the man that invented textured walls per a friend.

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Idlewordsmith @idlewordsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

As heard this evening “What is this. Am I getting catfished? I am definitely getting murdered…like, but where is this dude? HE IS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE. I didn’t graduate for this.” This twink walking around with his dog is absolutely losing his mind.

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Idlewordsmith @idlewordsmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll.

Photo of the evening sky with a vendor tent with a “Mexican pottery” sign and the Puyallupnfaor gondola ride.

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Idlewordsmith @idlewordsmith.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Find it rather annoying when you are helping a friend move furniture and their perfectly capable husband is not even pretending to help. Worse yet is when they frequently chime in with “that’s why I said to do it the other way”. First off, no you didn’t. Secondly, idgaf as you’re not helping.

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Idlewordsmith @idlewordsmith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Forgot about this photo I took for y’all. An action for which I was gently reprimanded by a docent at Cy Twombly. What they didn’t understand is that I want you to also witness what @iliketohave.fun described as an oversized, poorly-rolled cigarette.

It’s a photo in an art gallery with wood floors and white walls. The subject of the photo is an abstract sculpture by the artist Cy Twombly that has been described an oversized, poorly-rolled cigarette by Bloomfie. The artwork has an irregular cube base and sits atop a wood plinth. Another abstract piece by Cy Twombly is partially visible in the upper right of the photo.

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Idlewordsmith @idlewordsmith.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Convincing myself MCM will effectively hide my grays.

Monochrome selfie of me wearing a white undershirt, silver chain, oxford button-down, down vest and black glasses. You can see lawn scattered with fallen apples in the background as well as various evergreen trees, a cloudy sky and the ittsiest bit of a house.

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Idlewordsmith @idlewordsmith.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Apple Music is delivery with this custom playlist for once. Slamming the favorite button on nearly every track.

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Idlewordsmith @idlewordsmith.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

It’s not that you couldn’t pay me enough to ride this, it’d have to be a petty significant sum though. Dad was a champ and took the nephew instead.

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Idlewordsmith @idlewordsmith.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Second time I’ve left an article of clothing on top of my car this week. Somehow the first piece stayed in place between Tacoma and seattle. This morning’s shorts were not so fortunate. Brain is scattered.

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Idlewordsmith @idlewordsmith.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Beach Pizza Penis That could have been worse.

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Idlewordsmith @idlewordsmith.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

FCF story time: Friend told me that she had a dream where we got pulled over by cops. We were about to be arrested until she told them they couldn’t arrest someone with a dick this nice. Apparently I whipped it out and they let us go. Show your friends your nudes. Let ‘em hype you up.

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Hansi Lo Wang (he/him) @hansilowang.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Dear eligible voters, These deadlines to register to vote and update registration for the midterms are less than a month away: Fri, 10/2 — SOUTH CAROLINA — in-person (10/4 online, 10/5 mail) Sat, 10/3 — U.S. VIRGIN ISLANDS — in-person (10/4 online) Sun, 10/4 — ALASKA Sun, 10/4 — RHODE ISLAND

npr.org

How to register to vote and check your registration status

For the 2026 elections, NPR has collected deadlines and information on how to register to vote — online, in person or by mail — in every U.S. state and territory.

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Idlewordsmith @idlewordsmith.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Why the fuck did I wake up at 3:30am. Moreover, why the fuck have I been unable to fall back asleep.

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Idlewordsmith @idlewordsmith.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Not my collective relationships, real and imaginary, being described as a gaggle of giggling goofballs.

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Idlewordsmith @idlewordsmith.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Coffee and donuts type of morning.

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Idlewordsmith @idlewordsmith.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

It’s still very surreal how entirely different my life was only four weeks ago

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Idlewordsmith @idlewordsmith.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

If you’re not staying up to date on elections what are you even doing?

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Idlewordsmith @idlewordsmith.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Every time @nixostorme.bsky.social shares a card with me on tcgP I tell myself it’s because he wants to fuck me.

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Idlewordsmith @idlewordsmith.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

These fools are stuck getting cucked until they’re healed.

Shirtless photo of me sitting down wearing a silver chain, dark eyeglasses and a mustache. Yee is written in red sharpie over my right nipple, haw is written over the left. There’s a red chair drawn under each nipple.

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Idlewordsmith @idlewordsmith.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Want to be back underground listening to poems sparked by “I like big butts and I cannot lie.”

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Idlewordsmith @idlewordsmith.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Asked a friend if they ever squish their skittle together to find out which one is superior. Moments later their man’s kid walks in with his skittles bracket 😩 So glad he’s not mine, but kids are so goddamn great.

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Idlewordsmith @idlewordsmith.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

If you see this, you’re legally obligated to quote with your favorite Star Wars character

Illustrated schematic style image of the reworked battle droid known as Mr. Bones. The image includes views of his blade arm, right side and frontal view.

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Idlewordsmith @idlewordsmith.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Solo beach day. I was intending to read, buts just music and doomscrolling.

A selfie of me lying in my stomach. I’m propped up in my elbows staring at the camera. Face is hair, so is the chest. I’ve got blue sunglasses and a maroon hat on as well as black earbuds. In the background you can see part of my tote, a growler sized water bottle with stickers on it, a single shoe, a bottle of coconut water and a driftwood log. On there’s also a woman bent over, a sliver of the bay, a distant island and a vast expanse of blue sky.

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Idlewordsmith @idlewordsmith.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Hope y’all enjoyed that for the time it was up.

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Idlewordsmith @idlewordsmith.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Bloomfies are the fucking best. Spent five incredible days with one. Then another picked me up upon my return. Really want to meet you all 😭

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Idlewordsmith @idlewordsmith.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Never thought I’d say this, but I’m in love with this swampy Texas city.

A selfie of two smiling men. The lighting is giving the entire shot a pinkish/red glow

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 15/08/2026

Thanks to this administration, I’ve now had to have a convo with bloomfie about contingency plans if we were to both catch cyclosporiasis in my one bathroom apartment, including which positions would be best for us to straddle the toilet at the same time

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Robert Mahon @bedform.org · 14/08/2026

Y'all I need you to make me a promise as we start to round the corner into the ever-lengthening presidential primary season: No voting for "progressive" billionaires. You simply *cannot* be a progressive and have billions of dollars.

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Idlewordsmith @idlewordsmith.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

You’re pretty, but I’m a sweaty goddamn mess now.

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Idlewordsmith @idlewordsmith.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Someone volunteered to take a photo which is great as I’ve forgotten to pick up my phone once.

A picture of two men standing in a courtyard with a led illuminated tree in the background.

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Idlewordsmith @idlewordsmith.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Need someone with my number to wake me at 2am PST, but none of y’all can be trusted.

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Idlewordsmith @idlewordsmith.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Thinking about how I sent Bloomfie a video of one of these jumping spiders hunting and he confessed that he wasn’t aware that they jump when attacking prey.

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Idlewordsmith @idlewordsmith.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I have 11 alarms set and I’m still afraid I’m going to sleep through them. Why didn’t I go to bed hours ago?

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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Worth reiterating every time that this is not some cancel-culture purity test: JK Rowling has pledged more than a billion dollars of her Harry Potter money towards bankrolling anti-trans lawsuits. This finances that.

deadline.com

Nicholas Hoult In 'Harry Potter' Season 2 As Gilderoy Lockhart - Excl.

Nicholas Hoult has joined Season 2 of HBO Max's 'Harry Potter. He will play Gilderoy Lockhart, portrayed in the second movie by Kenneth Branagh.

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Idlewordsmith @idlewordsmith.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

T-minus 17 hours. I feel unhinged.

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Idlewordsmith @idlewordsmith.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Last night with this crazy one as my cuddle buddy. I promise tomorrow’s will be even cuter.

It’s a picture of me laying on my back on a green sofa with the head of a grey dog laying on my stomach. I’m wearing a Heather blue shirt and you can see my chin.

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Idlewordsmith @idlewordsmith.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

He’s sad now and thinks I’m ashamed of him after I removed that previous post. It’s gonna be okay dude, the entire world doesn’t need to know we are getting married.

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Idlewordsmith @idlewordsmith.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Recreating my favorite photo from the apps.

Photo of me standing in the yard, holding a whitish chicken. In wearing dark glasses, and a hat. I’m shirtless with a mustache and a fair amount of chest hair.

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Idlewordsmith @idlewordsmith.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

If your name is Brad or Daniel inquire within I guess.

Text message that reads “But Brad and Daniel are in our polycule :(“

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Idlewordsmith @idlewordsmith.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Getting some time in while the tides permit.

Selfie of me( a white guy) with a mustache and several days growth of facial hair. I am wearing blue sunglasses, a blue hat with a white and blue patch in the from. I have a PFD visible over both shoulders, there is a bright orange emergency whistle visible over my left shoulder. The beach and tree-lined shoreline is visible over the same shoulder. The sky is blue with a few scattered clouds low in the frame.

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Idlewordsmith @idlewordsmith.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Six for six this morning versus the nephew.

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Idlewordsmith @idlewordsmith.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Little man is enjoying his free-range fly I caught for lunch. I finally got wise and gave the fly some time in the freezer before dropping it into the enclosure.

Somewhat blurry photo of a male jumping spider of unknown species digging into his fresh kill. The spider is hanging from some synthetic material near the top of his coffin-shaped Perspex enclosure. There is a green 3D printed hexagonal structure attached to the back of the enclosure behind the spider. A segment of miniature picket fence made of twisted wire and wood hangs from the ceiling and slopes down the right side of the enclosure.

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