iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I agree if you snitch on someone for public indecency because they had to be a wild human for a minute then maybe you’re the one with a perverted mind who should be arrested

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Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

For hundreds of thousands of years, our human bodies evolved in an environment in which 99% of surfaces could be peed upon. Today, that number has plummeted to less than 1% 😔

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Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

You must be unfamiliar with the common themes typically associated with this holiday

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Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I organize my closet according to the left-right political spectrum so I can quickly grab something based on who I will be seeing that day

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Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I am in an era of heavy spiritual warfare (replying STOP to multiple unknown numbers a day)

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Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Oh well in that case then no I did not do that

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Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Fine I admit it: I pushed Kailey down the stairs because she was being too cool

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Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Combine ingredients in a bowl and then spread evenly on a large baking sheet. Bake at 450 degrees for around 20-35 reels on your phone

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Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I am a descendent of a witch you couldn’t burn (due to her inability to produce any convincing evidence)

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Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Rotisserie reading on an outdoor sofa >>>

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Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is like how ants touch antennae when passing one another. Not a lot of substance to analyze here, just a quick update on my inner world

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Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You’re not gonna like the answer but it’s zero skin products (or only castile soap) + time 😔

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Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

As a recovering skincare industry worker, I should reveal the trade secret that “acne treatment” actually means “will treat your skin with even more acne!”

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Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What are you talking about, he’s the good guy?

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Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It’s still unclear whether rain dances actually have a causal effect on the weather or if that system works independently of human desire

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Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It’s totally a vibe thing. Some people become middle-aged at 25

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Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

But my actual answer is 40-60. Though it used to be 30-50 so we’ll see where things are at in 2050.

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Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Red light district but instead of sex workers it’s autistic people who can speak at length on any topic of your choosing for a reasonable rate

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Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

When someone intentionally works my name into a conversation multiple times I immediately see a vivid image of their home bookshelf filled with every sales/leadership bestseller from the last 40 years

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Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

If a fedora falls off the rack into your hands at the thrift store is it like a tarot card jumping out of the deck? Do you have to keep it?

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Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Jesus Coming Out of the Closet on the Third Day halloween costume?

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Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I promise I’m going to start turning the temps down after today, sorry y’all I’ve been real busy

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Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

When your phone screen is so dirty you thínk ýòü mïğhť bẽ řëæďïñğ eń ėşpåñoļ

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Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Depends on the time of year but today I’d still vote gardens

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Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The cool thing about drinking water out of a glass bottle is it feels like taking a health potion

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Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Mockingbirds get a bad rap but did you know they have seperate playlists for the spring and fall?? 🥹

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Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Which may or may not be heard at an upcoming wedding reception…

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Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Went to my first open decks tonight (didn’t get a slot - there were literally like 30 DJs) and the first person to break the taboo of walking up to read the track ID was for Jay Sean’s “Down” (2009)

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