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Bitch Pudding 🎀

@id0rkable.bsky.social
220 followers 130 following 3.6K posts

🎀 gaslight. gatekeep. girl boss. 🎀 I identify as a problem. my skeets are between me and God

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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Yep. I love theology. Hate religion.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
If you are not friendly with your exes, most of them at least, I will be judging you.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
That's a lot of words to be tatted on someone's ass... Does he have a lot of real estate back there or something?
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Compulsion. It's not illegal if you give it to me willingly.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
"my ex wife treated me like shit" yeah, I'm beginning to see why.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Eminem. Don't care.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Kelly. Easily.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I'm Jamaican. Celine.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Doja
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
MISS BRITNEY JEAN SPEARS AND ITS NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE BRO
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
My short king.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Adele. Idk who them other bitches
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Usher
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Madonna and it's not even close.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
This Kindle discourse is something. Y’all would buy an iPhone every 6 months if Apple told you to, but draw the line at an $150 E-reader once a decade? Mind you, u can still manually add books to the kindle but people dont know how to use their devices if a conglomerate isn't holding their hand.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Yes! They have a hibiscus refresher!!! Had* apparently they took it off the menu during covid
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The second I saw that shit in Starbucks I knew we was cooked.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
* I won't
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I might give Jamaican men a chance...
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Bald-Headed Demon 😈 @such-a-frknlady.blacksky.app · 27/03/2026
blowing up his spot on bluesky is one thing. having his DMs full of unsolicited dick pics from desperate horny men is kind of diabolical 😭😭
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I miss being in rope...
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Maturing is understanding that Tobirama was right
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Them prices STUCK.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Legally I understand why they jailed her... Morally and ethically they shoulda let it slide.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Bruno Mars cocaine is pure Colombian uncut.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
If yo mama white you get the first half and if you mama black you get the last half.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Epstein was Mossad and you can't tell me anything different.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
A rich person wrote this.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
You know what's wild. I think Kanye really loved Kimberly.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I need you to know there is an audible pause in my thoughts. Y'all be typing with ZERO punctuation and that pisses me the fuck off.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
But I don't pay taxes on 50k and suddenly I am the problem.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Therapy does not fix you. Therapy just gives you skills to manage trauma and for assholes it gives them the skills to make their problem YOUR problem.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
My friend drove 45 mins to drop off a bouquet and some chocolate to my house and that's how I know I'm for the gurls.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I wish he would rule it out
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
This was my FIRST THOUGHT
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Everyone was having the time of their lives and I was organizing dishes and making a grocery list because for the first time in DAYS I could hear my thoughts.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Real rich
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I organized my friend whole kitchen one night mid party...
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Coincidentally cocaine works like Adderall on people with ADHD. Ask me how I know.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
They do coke the same way kids in college do Adderall. Just to power thru their day.
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Min. Foolish Farrakhan @uhohjaye.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
The real question is how many lines of coke could a real coke head do in front of you before you noticed. It happens faster than you think if you’re unfamiliar.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
5. I for one was surprised how much cocaine housewives do here in Utah...
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
We will find you. And your little dog too. - Ring's CEO probably.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Is this the one who took away the porn? Cuz fuck him.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I will act like I'm already your ex wife and you'll like it.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
This nigga beefing with BOOKS?????? Bush will never see heaven and I will be making sure of that.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
White bitches will do anything but believe their eyes.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Oh I'm not adjacent to shit. Gimmie a monster. Man or otherwise. I'll make him worst too.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Every day that this man is alive is a scientific miracle.
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