Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Google reminded me that 5 years ago I called the cops on the HOA lady who stole my door mat. 000
Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 30/09/2025I'm also happy that I could have had my mom come with me. 110
Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Him: *sends me to voice mail* I'm busy Me shuffling through all of my personalities trying to narrow down the La Toxica™️ I want to be: 020
Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Him: I'll never take you fishing Me with my pink fishing pole and barbie snackle box that he bought for me anyway: oh okay 1101
Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Literally this. The first time I heard Avicii's Levels. 000
Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 25/06/2025So I'll be on insta living my best subby life liking dark shit and then look to the bottom left AND MY DON HAS ALREADY BEEN HERE. and now I'm scared for the weekend. 000
Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 20/06/2025If you ever see the big dutty box Ulta put this ONE lipgloss in... 370
Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 12/06/2025I did not. Those are three different cases btw. 130
Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Yea... He wasn't exactly pleased about my life choices either 110
Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 23/05/2025It's literally word for word Bridgeton nothing extra. 200
Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 10/05/2025I have these two dresses and I don't know which one to wear tomorrow 220
Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Me and glitter go together real bad but these smell like butthole 110
Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 03/05/2025"why are you dressed like you are auditioning for Oklahoma..." 4141
Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 02/05/2025We all went to do our nails and he let the kid choose his color. So he matched with his lil princess not me lol. 040
Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 02/05/2025If you see this, post the energy you bring to bsky 000
Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Spent all morning being who I wanted to be as a teen. 0130
Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Blake Lively is doing another Simple Favor movie?????? I can not WAIT for the press run and the fashions!!! (I'm Not watching the movie im just here for the suits) 100