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Bitch Pudding 🎀

@id0rkable.bsky.social
220 followers 130 following 3.6K posts

🎀 gaslight. gatekeep. girl boss. 🎀 I identify as a problem. my skeets are between me and God

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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I miss being in rope...
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Let's see if it works now
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Same face.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I'm just a girl
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Fork found in kitchen
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Google reminded me that 5 years ago I called the cops on the HOA lady who stole my door mat.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Auto blocked. Love that for me.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Absolute daddy's girl btw.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I'm also happy that I could have had my mom come with me.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Took the womb nugget to Colorado for her 9th.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I'm just a girl
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
I sho do.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Him: *sends me to voice mail* I'm busy Me shuffling through all of my personalities trying to narrow down the La Toxica™️ I want to be:
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Him: I'll never take you fishing Me with my pink fishing pole and barbie snackle box that he bought for me anyway: oh okay
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Literally this. The first time I heard Avicii's Levels.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
The girls
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Still one of my fave pics
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Lol I don't even care
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
So I'll be on insta living my best subby life liking dark shit and then look to the bottom left AND MY DON HAS ALREADY BEEN HERE. and now I'm scared for the weekend.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
If you ever see the big dutty box Ulta put this ONE lipgloss in...
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
A di end of di day a night.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
*giggles in baby*
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I did not. Those are three different cases btw.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
My weekend was actually quite lovely.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I did not hate the trip.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
This is how me and my Dom fight btw.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Yea... He wasn't exactly pleased about my life choices either
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I ain't even care
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
They let me have grown up money
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
It's literally word for word Bridgeton nothing extra.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I am completely deceased.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I have these two dresses and I don't know which one to wear tomorrow
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Me and glitter go together real bad but these smell like butthole
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
"why are you dressed like you are auditioning for Oklahoma..."
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
We all went to do our nails and he let the kid choose his color. So he matched with his lil princess not me lol.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
If you see this, post the energy you bring to bsky
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Fit check
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Spent all morning being who I wanted to be as a teen.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Blake Lively is doing another Simple Favor movie?????? I can not WAIT for the press run and the fashions!!! (I'm Not watching the movie im just here for the suits)
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Good (subjective) Morning
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Me externally // Me internally
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
My absolute favorite restaurant ever.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Dinner with my boys.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Happy birthday to me
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Final. Outfit.
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