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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What to say? Bah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-naaaaaaaahhhh. Minion yappery as to be expected by some constantly nasally boy, unlike you or him. Batting at the aquarium, got a solid score. Nailed the dolphin straight in the eye, missed the puffer-fish, or more likely, stuck to my bat. Sucken on a carrot day.

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Only alcoholics can enjoy this disgusting scenery, every Bergenite sitting in those apartments is drunk off schnapps and cheap vodka. Norwegian drunks are truly blessed, imagine drowning here?

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Being host to fuckwits, cunts everywhere. Who knew it would get old? Not me, on the mechanical typewriter writing a letter for you.

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I tend to bleed from my nose whenever I start up huffing gasoline again, thank God it's only from my ears

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

This made my night so much better you have no idea.

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I am not a closeted liberal furry, I am a wretch made up of chicken alfredo and copenhagen straight long cut and maybe some of that liberalism I think.

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

The first time I had sex was the first time I had sex was the first time I had sex was the first time I met a 60 year old woman by the name of Babe Ruth (no relation...?) She had the baggiest pussy you could ever imagine on a woman, but I dove headfirst in like I was a footballer running down that-

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Manslaughtered six fish today, but still remain pleased with myself.

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

This also applies to the greater school of psychology, which is a worthless institution ruled by the worst creatures on this Earth. Therapy is like a long painful piss. Worthless to all who really wish to know themselves. It isn't supplementary or conducive to learning yourself, it's a poison.

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Greet the best of each other with open arms & hearts, try your best to be unsentimental in your day-to-day doings because it is all already decided for you and none of us know it yet, those of us that try to know it know it least. Face a wall and count up, it'll only last a minute anyway.

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

We all just apply it differently, manipulate it differently, this is what "individual experience", boils down to. You call me Nihilistic? The whole World is a fat tub of Nihilism, I just know God is real. He sees us and does nada. You can chew on rubber as your last piece of sustinance & that's God.

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Everyone has these experiences, everyone knows this feeling and that's because it is representative of everyone s "individual experience". There is no psychology great enough to bother with the facts of being. You and I know the exact same thing exactly because it is the exact same thing.

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Deep down, in my heart of heart's is the most bleak, opaque Athiest. A drought-ridden pessimist, I am a wilted house-plant, the most urban and expressionless being on Earth. I face myself in the mirror everyday knowing everything is Human. There is God, a mediocre procrastinator, & I am his product.

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Keep your head low, standards high, take chances when needed and everything will turn out fine.

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

*Slips on floor* Whoops! Almost fell over! *Other guys walks on* Woah! Did you see what you just slipped on? Was it a banana? *Floor decal of Sigmund Freud stands up* I guess you can call that... A 'Freudian' Slip! AHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHA

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

I read your piece on the Riyadh comedy festival btw, I liked that point you made of Bill Burr getting ass-fucked in the back of a Wendy's in 2002. You made a really good point when you said that the Saudi Arabian government didn't do their due-diligence in executing him.

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Iran has junlges, just learned that yesterday. Where do you get your news from? CNN?

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Bots requesting my help keep reposting and the unreposting my posts, you won't get a cent from me! I'm not a fan of charity, give money to Johnny Brown-Nose if you want to give yr money to anyone. These dark & twisted individuals seek to prey on my sympathies, how little they know. I'm an American!

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

What was I saying? Would I even like to be reminded of it? — Believe it — anyway he broke his nose last week, sad to hear but I think he plunged too deep even though he says he was punched. A fearful homosexual punched him, at least that's what he said. Branded accordingly, as the Lord would have.

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

He had marks on him, physically ill, maybe HIV I think? He never died, but he was not fearful at all, cock-slamming goodness and all. He fit himself in dark caverns nicely. He reeked of AIDS unrequitedly. Johnny Brown-Nose was his name. He was against platitudes as well, that's the sick for you!

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

I am a scary person. RAWR. Did I scare you? I bet I did, that wasn't expected. Bump up your conversational skills buddy! Because if you don't, I'll continue to scare you. I heard of a similar situation, two homosexuals were scouting each other, one was fearful and scared, the other?

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

If there was a church for e-beggers, I would be the chaplain heaping praise upon the practice. OH YE LOST CHILDREN, REJOICE, FOR YE CAN ASK PEOPLE ONLINE FOR YE PHYSICAL DESIRES. COME, SIT ON THE PEWS AND BOW FOR GOD HAS CHOSEN US, THE E-BEGGERS, TO BE CHOSEN AS THE HOSTS OF GRACIOUSNESS.

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Monster ding dongs? Like the baked treat? Hostess? Baked treats? Have you ever eaten a ding dong with your life on the line Midas?

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Holy shit they have eyes, I thought they were just eternally in resting-bitchface mode.

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

I e-beg on a profound level. I am God's chosen e-begger. "Can you send me five dollars" "Can you buy me a book" I am his top guy, e-begging's top guy I mean. If there were a charity for e-beggers I would be the top recipient.

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Birthdays. A day for you. Birthdays, what a shame. Just another day and on this occasion it's all about you. Birthdays, it's a great day. A day about and for YOU, you and the day you were born, a birthday. Who knew it could be a day, your day? and there isn't another day like it. Because it's yours.

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

And after you do this will make a nice monument in the center of Jerusalem commemorating your sacrifice to the state of Israel. I will personally not be doing this because I'm the guy that has to design the monument obviously, my life is far too important for the cause. But please, for Israel, kys.

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

How does this help the national security of Israel you say? It stops terrorists from trying to take your life, it sends a clear message to HAMAS supporting anti-semites that YOU WON'T STAND FOR THIS ANYMORE. ZIONISTS, KILL YOURSELVES FOR THE GLORY OF ISRAEL, HARDEN YOUR HEARTS AND SWALLOW SOME PILLS

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

I am a Zionist now, and it is my firm belief that if you are also a Zionist and you want your fellow Zionist friends to benefit the development and building of Israel, YOU HAVE TO KILL YOURSELF. It's a hard decision to make, yes, but it will greatly benefit the national security of Israel.

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

You better decide, and you better laugh because I will freak the fuck out and panic and run away and think about it for the rest of the day and then get over it.

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

better smile and chuckle, because I will freak the fuck out and panic and run away if you don't. What a waste. I think I know myself better than anyone but I don't think that's really true whatsoever, you like my thoughts? I don't know. Who knows what I really think. Am I lying to you now? Where?

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

-am speaking about when I try to give my genuine feelings. I have to make it humorous for the conversation to make me feel good. As long as they laugh, as long as they laugh I think I feel better about talking about what I like because then it isn't wasted energy. I hold you up a gunpoint and you-

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Imagine going around your whole life and the most comfortable, confident conversations exists in the realm of small-talk. I have a professional outlook on small-talk. I am good at it, but I can never really hold a good conversation for long. It always feels as though I am devaluing whatever it is I-

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

I'm unaccustomed to speaking in any environment outside of the written word. I feel like a nimrodic baby talking, I talk and talk talk talk talk but I get nowhere with it unless I can sit there and think for thirty minutes about a proper response to whatever is asked or said to me. What a waste.

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

You can stock with one hand and use the other to hold the book up in the most awkward way possible, I promsie it works.

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

I am unrewarded in this life right now. I try my hardest, & I won't be rewarded for it right now. Right now ? yes... right now. How would you feel? no one would know how you would feel. I don't know how you feel right now, but that isn't the point at all. It's how I feel right? You feel that right?

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

I post when I feel like it & I feel like posting right now. Right now ? yes... right now. As in this exact moment, & you will read this right now & forget about it later & come back to it later & you will read it again & think about reading it again & then there won't be anything to read anymore.

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

You gotta get one of those built in air-conditioned fursuits, somebody has to have invented one.

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