iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What to say? Bah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-naaaaaaaahhhh. Minion yappery as to be expected by some constantly nasally boy, unlike you or him. Batting at the aquarium, got a solid score. Nailed the dolphin straight in the eye, missed the puffer-fish, or more likely, stuck to my bat. Sucken on a carrot day.

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Only alcoholics can enjoy this disgusting scenery, every Bergenite sitting in those apartments is drunk off schnapps and cheap vodka. Norwegian drunks are truly blessed, imagine drowning here?

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Being host to fuckwits, cunts everywhere. Who knew it would get old? Not me, on the mechanical typewriter writing a letter for you.

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I tend to bleed from my nose whenever I start up huffing gasoline again, thank God it's only from my ears

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

The first time I had sex was the first time I had sex was the first time I had sex was the first time I met a 60 year old woman by the name of Babe Ruth (no relation...?) She had the baggiest pussy you could ever imagine on a woman, but I dove headfirst in like I was a footballer running down that-

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Manslaughtered six fish today, but still remain pleased with myself.

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Deep down, in my heart of heart's is the most bleak, opaque Athiest. A drought-ridden pessimist, I am a wilted house-plant, the most urban and expressionless being on Earth. I face myself in the mirror everyday knowing everything is Human. There is God, a mediocre procrastinator, & I am his product.

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

*Slips on floor* Whoops! Almost fell over! *Other guys walks on* Woah! Did you see what you just slipped on? Was it a banana? *Floor decal of Sigmund Freud stands up* I guess you can call that... A 'Freudian' Slip! AHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHA

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Bots requesting my help keep reposting and the unreposting my posts, you won't get a cent from me! I'm not a fan of charity, give money to Johnny Brown-Nose if you want to give yr money to anyone. These dark & twisted individuals seek to prey on my sympathies, how little they know. I'm an American!

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

I am a scary person. RAWR. Did I scare you? I bet I did, that wasn't expected. Bump up your conversational skills buddy! Because if you don't, I'll continue to scare you. I heard of a similar situation, two homosexuals were scouting each other, one was fearful and scared, the other?

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

I e-beg on a profound level. I am God's chosen e-begger. "Can you send me five dollars" "Can you buy me a book" I am his top guy, e-begging's top guy I mean. If there were a charity for e-beggers I would be the top recipient.

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Birthdays. A day for you. Birthdays, what a shame. Just another day and on this occasion it's all about you. Birthdays, it's a great day. A day about and for YOU, you and the day you were born, a birthday. Who knew it could be a day, your day? and there isn't another day like it. Because it's yours.

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

I am a Zionist now, and it is my firm belief that if you are also a Zionist and you want your fellow Zionist friends to benefit the development and building of Israel, YOU HAVE TO KILL YOURSELF. It's a hard decision to make, yes, but it will greatly benefit the national security of Israel.

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

I'm unaccustomed to speaking in any environment outside of the written word. I feel like a nimrodic baby talking, I talk and talk talk talk talk but I get nowhere with it unless I can sit there and think for thirty minutes about a proper response to whatever is asked or said to me. What a waste.

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

I post when I feel like it & I feel like posting right now. Right now ? yes... right now. As in this exact moment, & you will read this right now & forget about it later & come back to it later & you will read it again & think about reading it again & then there won't be anything to read anymore.

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

BluSky saw to it that one of my post's was to be deemed "intolerant." You might not know this BluSky, but I am a very tolerant person in real life. I am tolerant of sticks on the sidewalk, Muslim people, grapefruit, mind-numbing sounds emitted from vehicles passing me, and other assorted travesties.

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

I just STABBED myself with a PEN in my DICK and I DID not like IT. What a cruel world.

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

You know a social media site, or is this even a social media site? Is it? It feels more like an asocial artistic space, where you throw your art and let people like but not talk. Talk! Isn't that what X is for? Talk there, not here. Here's not for talk, it's for being a gay furry. Do you wanna? HATE

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

I was told I need to be more gay and furry openly with BluSky, so here goes nothing: DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK I LOVE BOYPUSSY DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK, WHO DOESN'T WANT TO BE A GAY FAGGOT FURRY? DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

BluSky is going to think I'm spamming, no, I just got a lot on my mind all the time. You guys ever think about the shapes of plants and tissue boxes? You think you could fit a plant in a tissue box and vice versa? I think so, I think so most likely.

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iceskatinguphill.bsky.social @iceskatinguphill.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

I've quit my job, I've quit hope. Hope quit me too, but I quit it first y'know? That makes me better than it I think, did you guys know hope's a diarrhetic?

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