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pk the talkie tankie engine. @icanthelpyou.bsky.social · 9h

Since nobody else is saying it and it needs said... Normalize pocket food.

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pk the talkie tankie engine. @icanthelpyou.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Jeopardy doing a Dolly category 🥰. The fact that they didn't do well in it made me sad though.

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pk the talkie tankie engine. @icanthelpyou.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Is it me or does Susan and Hannah getting arrested together feel like an unreleased episode of Hacks but they replaced Jean with Susan?

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pk the talkie tankie engine. @icanthelpyou.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Why can Auburn have two mascots, especially since they suck no matter which one they're using?

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pk the talkie tankie engine. @icanthelpyou.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I could never vote for someone that sounds like a Muppet.

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pk the talkie tankie engine. @icanthelpyou.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

As a Jets fan... Met life Stadium has been the location of many ruined careers. I would be very ecstatic if it claims Ed Sheeran's.

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pk the talkie tankie engine. @icanthelpyou.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I've loved Garbage (the band) since I was a youngbuck in the 90s. I often forget about them now because I wasn't a diehard fan. After learning of their support of Macklemore, I shall revisit their music, loudly.

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pk the talkie tankie engine. @icanthelpyou.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Weird Al but making the lyrics about food and gay. If you've got the cheddar, pegger I've got the thyme.

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pk the talkie tankie engine. @icanthelpyou.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I hope you have the confidence of an ugly, rich white man today.

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pk the talkie tankie engine. @icanthelpyou.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Make a wish and throw a coin into the sperm well.

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pk the talkie tankie engine. @icanthelpyou.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I prove my alpha masculinity by eating my meal with a framed photo of Charlie Kirk, wearing an anti-democrat shirt. I tape spaghetti to his lips as I suck mine. My lips slowly inching their way to his flattened encased face. The spaghetti slips from the tape and slaps me in the neckbeard. Hbu?

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pk the talkie tankie engine. @icanthelpyou.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I haven't been here much lately. When i am here, I will likely just be talking about sports and disappearing again.

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pk the talkie tankie engine. @icanthelpyou.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Dear Samsung, When you update my phone, don't change my fucking settings. I was not prepared for the violent white assault on my eyes and the clown suit inspired keyboard. Fuck you.

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pk the talkie tankie engine. @icanthelpyou.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Season 5 ep 1 @ 20:27 mark of Futurama is where Trump learned his dance moves.

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pk the talkie tankie engine. @icanthelpyou.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I'm a big fan of turtles and Bender and Bender's love of turtles.

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pk the talkie tankie engine. @icanthelpyou.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Some ppl look like really cute mice. Deal with it.

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pk the talkie tankie engine. @icanthelpyou.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Today my thumb learned that Ninja Blender blades can stab and slice. Never realize how much you use your thumbs until you can only use one.

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pk the talkie tankie engine. @icanthelpyou.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Not being able to shower before work already makes me feel disgusting. Not being able to shower bc I've spent too much time pooping makes it feel even worse.

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pk the talkie tankie engine. @icanthelpyou.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

As devastated I am about yesterday, it's been really cool and comforting seeing how much she meant to other ppl.

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pk the talkie tankie engine. @icanthelpyou.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Nothing proves the WNBAs infiltration of trans women like there being literally none, so a washed up cis male former player claims to identify as a woman so he can join the WNBA. He will literally be doing what he says he's against. Make it make sense. Please give him a permaban WNBA.

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pk the talkie tankie engine. @icanthelpyou.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

You motherfuckers are beautiful.* *not all of you. Just certain people.

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pk the talkie tankie engine. @icanthelpyou.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Make anti-trans statements, remain a low to mid at best player with shitty views or be like Natasha Cloud, post good stats AND is a vocal ally!

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pk the talkie tankie engine. @icanthelpyou.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Completely useless story time... The first time I bought Tillamook cheese, it was only because the mook part. Which is one of my favorite things to call ppl. That is all. You're welcome for wasting those precious seconds it took.

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pk the talkie tankie engine. @icanthelpyou.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The problem with pork n beans is you cannot improve them.

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pk the talkie tankie engine. @icanthelpyou.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

My first experiment with mashed cauliflower was terrible. I over peppered and used too much garlic. Now, my meatloaf tastes freezer burnt despite looking and smelling fine when I opened the meat. :(

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pk the talkie tankie engine. @icanthelpyou.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

My favorite part about SM is you'll post something you think is very witty or well thought out and get zero likes. Then you can just comment the word poop and get like 387 of them. Amazes me in the best way possible, every time.

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pk the talkie tankie engine. @icanthelpyou.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I'm going to tell my grandkids this is Jojo Siwa.

A picture of Elizabeth Smart aka the Black dahlia.

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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Me, crying like Whitebeard: THE TONY SNELL STATLINE IS REAAAAAAAAL

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pk the talkie tankie engine. @icanthelpyou.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I don't know if anyone needs to hear this right now but I'll post it anyways. The wizard of oz is capitalist propaganda.

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pk the talkie tankie engine. @icanthelpyou.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Brb. Swallowing all my ADHD meds to write an essay on how neurotypicals should shut the fuck and stop commenting on our medical needs. I don't say anything about your floppy dick disease, don't comment on me taking Adderall to improve my quality of life bc I can maintain relationships bc of it.

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pk the talkie tankie engine. @icanthelpyou.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

My favorite part about prepping veggies is that it smells like delicious cucumber, bell pepper, celery, onion for awhile.

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pk the talkie tankie engine. @icanthelpyou.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Why are Eugenics fans always the ugliest motherfuckers?

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pk the talkie tankie engine. @icanthelpyou.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Today's upsetting moment was having to continue to drive a shit ass rental car that I detest. One that was cleaned so well that you can make out a whole ass handprint on the windshield when the sun is beaming on it, the air freshener stinks and they didn't even put air in the tires.

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pk the talkie tankie engine. @icanthelpyou.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

You'd think after 40 years of being a sweaty motherfucker, my body would adjust it's settings. But nah.

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pk the talkie tankie engine. @icanthelpyou.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

You could say I live dangerously. I had chocolate milk.

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intrusive_thoughts_librarian 💭📚 @sgeez.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Peanut bruddah 🤙

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pk the talkie tankie engine. @icanthelpyou.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Sunday funday is knife sharpening day. Unless I cut myself, then it's slightly less funday.

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pk the talkie tankie engine. @icanthelpyou.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I think i ate too much apple. Envy apples are so delicious and so big though.

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pk the talkie tankie engine. @icanthelpyou.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

For the first 48 years of American history, they didn't even believe in dinosaurs. Idiots.

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samantha @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

butts

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pk the talkie tankie engine. @icanthelpyou.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Not laughing at her pain. However, there is something funny about being named Minnie (Mini) Driver and getting into a car wreck. Then this mini driver telling the story until the KIA ad she does at the end.

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pk the talkie tankie engine. @icanthelpyou.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

For as many autistics are on Bsky, I feel like the 1 like=1 fact game isn't autism enough. I don't care what your favorite jeans are. Tell me random facts about your obsession(s).

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pk the talkie tankie engine. @icanthelpyou.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I didn't want to ever imagine hearing what Haley Stevens cumming sounds like but here we are. I hope whoever has to do that job has thick pillows.

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pk the talkie tankie engine. @icanthelpyou.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

If you're in a relationship with AI, you're a fucking robosexual.

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