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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️

@ibreakit.bsky.social
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Rural Queer in the Big City

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fun day at work.
A JDM Toyota Previa (or whatever they’re called in Japan.)
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Interesting to start seeing straight guys who have girlfriends or NB partners who look like they are their son.
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thanks for taking the bullet so I can just go ahead and block that shithead. JFC, it’s a front end designed by AMC not a Saturn 5 rocket.
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Picture it: my large ass, in this tiny seat. It happened! This thing is a ripper, every bit of 400awhp I’d guess. I miss my Imprezas.
A very tight fitting Recaro seat in a WRX STI.
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Worked in parts for over a decade. Moog is fine, the quality on most things these days is pretty comparable, it’s all mid and the rubber parts at all price points suck. You’ll be ok. The only time I really focus on buying good quality is timing parts, water pumps, and belts.
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Meta is really missing out by not having a product called the Tarsal. #bonejokes
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
These steroids my new rheumatologist has got me on make me so hungry and all the food I have in the house is either a big meal or a tiny unfulfilling snack. I need some intermediate sized things to eat. One of the many reasons I miss being able to eat raw veggies.
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Spent all day napping in the bed with both cats and my god it was glorious. Best day in a while.
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Finally had some time to bang on some guitars!
A bunch of electric guitars laying on my bed.
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m always glad when I’m actually depressed the day before a therapy session. Feels like a waste of money otherwise.
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don’t know if this is just some weird craving or if my house actually smells like pork and beans right now.
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Would like to play some guitar but I’m currently too busy to exist.
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Also:
The bottom of a Cookout container.
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Eating inside at a CookOut for the first time out here in Klanover and this place is so over the top christian that it makes Chick-fil-a look like it’s run by a bunch of atheists. The religious music is SO LOUD IN HERE. Thank god my tranny ass bought my noise cancelling headphones along.
Your author enduring Sirius XM’s “The Message” at 110 decibels while she drinks Cheerwine.
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One of my dream cars.
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Saw Coyote VS Acme today and damn it was good!
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
At the movie theatre and there’s a whole group of women dressed up in witch costumes to see “Practical Magic 2” and it’s making me feel I’m in a Contrapoints video.
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Better than me I was almost 3 days late lol.
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My therapy session for today was cancelled too 😭
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
As a fellow XJ owner, congratulations and/or condolences.
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Not sleeping, not eating, not bathing, not taking my medications, now working, watching non stop 9/11 footage. I think I’m maybe depressed.
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
For a trans woman you’d think I’d accidentally misgender my own cats a lot less than I actually do. I mean they have “HaD tHe SuRgErY” right?
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Great roads. My car group used do Newport Rd/Mt. Tabor a lot. Wonderful drive.
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yeah I love it over there. I’ve got some family in New Castle and we used to go up there and camp out and have a big todo on holiday weekends. 311 is such a great drive from Salem on over to 64 in W.VA.
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Ooh, what’d you get?
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Seriously though it was super sad, poor birdie.
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Did I mention I came out to a dead bird on my car today? I’m assuming it died of natural causes and fell off the power line above. At least it died doing what it loved, sitting on the power line and shitting on my cars.
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This is a very me post lol
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Eagerly awaiting the Juan Browne video on it. Some major errors made there.
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Spent too much at the junkyard. Still cheaper than a car payment.
Hood for my Jetta wouldn’t fit in the Versa, imagine that.Hard to come by factory all weather floor mats for my Mazda 6.“New” hood on my Jetta, replacing the one that looked like it took skin care advice from RFK jr.
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It’s been too many years since I’ve eaten at the homeplace. I first saw the northern lights at that dip in the road right before the Homeplace.
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Love the Edwin H Gott, the Great Lakes Fleet have my favorite paint scheme out there.
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Attention span, what attention span?
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
ADHD benefits me so well at work but damn does it fuck up any attempt at relaxing. I’ve been trying to get thru the same 30 minute YouTube video for almost 3 hours now.
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Coworker snarkily looking at the IG of some dude in the industry “that’s a very neolithic phenotype.” I think I work in the right place.
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
There are two universal truths: If they used mercury switches they were professionals, and the best part of a RockAuto order is the magnet.
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Stood around in the parking lot after work and talked to the CEO of my new job about shared stomach problems, anxiety, adhd, trouble sleeping, and our therapists. I think I’m gonna fit in just fine here.
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Oops
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I made these for about a decade (including my own) and you got a pretty good run out of that considering how little retention it has. If you use some medium thickness ZAP CA glue it’ll prob hold together for a good while if you’re not gonna get it repaired.
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
First day at the new job. 10 hour workday bookended by 2 40 minute commutes sure doesn’t leave much time for anything other than eating or sleeping. But for way less effort I made the same today that I would’ve in a week and a half at my old job.
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I have one of these that I’ve put a Semour Duncan Nazgûl in and it rocks. I’m gonna likely lacquer the neck at some point, it’s just a tad too raw for me.
My Squier Sonic Esquire H
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I’ve been handling things well but I’m having a night where I’m crying my eyes out over this divorce shit, feeling like the last 10 years of my life have been a lie. And then the masc person working at Sheetz calls me “honey bun.” Boy was that very much needed and appreciated tonight.
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Did I ever expect to end up with a job where I had to study shock dyno graphs? No I did not. Learnin’ time I guess!
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Yeah it came with just a frame, fork, and wheels and even after ordering everything else it’s still gonna come out to less than the cheapest Walmart bikes that fit me. I’m doing it with the help of a friend who is a huge bike nerd. We threw it together enough with their bits to see if it fit me.
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I also should have mentioned that the car in question is the VR6 Jetta in my banner photo. Like it’s not total junk like my Jeep.
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Picked up this rad ‘96 Trek 820 Mountain Track last night for free of FB and then proceeded to spend far more than it’s worth on parts. I haven’t ridden in years but I need to try to get back into some kinda shape. As if I didn’t already have enough needy, money hungry transportation things.
My new Trek 820 Mountain Track from 1996.
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
You look like you should have a tool belt on in this photo
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Said friend is still mad at me and not responding to my texts over this. Fucking wild.
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I start having a 90 minute round-trip commute next week, bleh.
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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Don’t mind me, just out here securing my dream job. 🙌
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