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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Picture it: my large ass, in this tiny seat. It happened! This thing is a ripper, every bit of 400awhp I’d guess. I miss my Imprezas.

A very tight fitting Recaro seat in a WRX STI.

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Meta is really missing out by not having a product called the Tarsal. #bonejokes

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

These steroids my new rheumatologist has got me on make me so hungry and all the food I have in the house is either a big meal or a tiny unfulfilling snack. I need some intermediate sized things to eat. One of the many reasons I miss being able to eat raw veggies.

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Spent all day napping in the bed with both cats and my god it was glorious. Best day in a while.

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Finally had some time to bang on some guitars!

A bunch of electric guitars laying on my bed.

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’m always glad when I’m actually depressed the day before a therapy session. Feels like a waste of money otherwise.

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I don’t know if this is just some weird craving or if my house actually smells like pork and beans right now.

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Would like to play some guitar but I’m currently too busy to exist.

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Eating inside at a CookOut for the first time out here in Klanover and this place is so over the top christian that it makes Chick-fil-a look like it’s run by a bunch of atheists. The religious music is SO LOUD IN HERE. Thank god my tranny ass bought my noise cancelling headphones along.

Your author enduring Sirius XM’s “The Message” at 110 decibels while she drinks Cheerwine.

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Saw Coyote VS Acme today and damn it was good!

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

At the movie theatre and there’s a whole group of women dressed up in witch costumes to see “Practical Magic 2” and it’s making me feel I’m in a Contrapoints video.

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

My therapy session for today was cancelled too 😭

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Not sleeping, not eating, not bathing, not taking my medications, now working, watching non stop 9/11 footage. I think I’m maybe depressed.

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

For a trans woman you’d think I’d accidentally misgender my own cats a lot less than I actually do. I mean they have “HaD tHe SuRgErY” right?

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Did I mention I came out to a dead bird on my car today? I’m assuming it died of natural causes and fell off the power line above. At least it died doing what it loved, sitting on the power line and shitting on my cars.

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Spent too much at the junkyard. Still cheaper than a car payment.

Hood for my Jetta wouldn’t fit in the Versa, imagine that.

Hard to come by factory all weather floor mats for my Mazda 6.

“New” hood on my Jetta, replacing the one that looked like it took skin care advice from RFK jr.

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

ADHD benefits me so well at work but damn does it fuck up any attempt at relaxing. I’ve been trying to get thru the same 30 minute YouTube video for almost 3 hours now.

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Coworker snarkily looking at the IG of some dude in the industry “that’s a very neolithic phenotype.” I think I work in the right place.

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

There are two universal truths: If they used mercury switches they were professionals, and the best part of a RockAuto order is the magnet.

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Stood around in the parking lot after work and talked to the CEO of my new job about shared stomach problems, anxiety, adhd, trouble sleeping, and our therapists. I think I’m gonna fit in just fine here.

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

First day at the new job. 10 hour workday bookended by 2 40 minute commutes sure doesn’t leave much time for anything other than eating or sleeping. But for way less effort I made the same today that I would’ve in a week and a half at my old job.

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I’ve been handling things well but I’m having a night where I’m crying my eyes out over this divorce shit, feeling like the last 10 years of my life have been a lie. And then the masc person working at Sheetz calls me “honey bun.” Boy was that very much needed and appreciated tonight.

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Did I ever expect to end up with a job where I had to study shock dyno graphs? No I did not. Learnin’ time I guess!

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Picked up this rad ‘96 Trek 820 Mountain Track last night for free of FB and then proceeded to spend far more than it’s worth on parts. I haven’t ridden in years but I need to try to get back into some kinda shape. As if I didn’t already have enough needy, money hungry transportation things.

My new Trek 820 Mountain Track from 1996.

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Said friend is still mad at me and not responding to my texts over this. Fucking wild.

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I start having a 90 minute round-trip commute next week, bleh.

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Don’t mind me, just out here securing my dream job. 🙌

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

This car has been in my life for 32 years and I finally got to lower it. #fordescort #feoa #cars #carnerd #radwood

Side view of my 1994 Ford Escort after installing new suspension.

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Hide your cats, hide your wife, I’ve got the bass out tonight.

A Squier Jaguar bass guitar laying on my bed.

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Not for nothing but I wish we’d get past the time of year where the outdoors smells like magazines that were stored in a basement for 30 years. I feel like I’m at an estate sale every time I leave the house. #humidity #musty #southernliving

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I have a friend who asked to borrow a car while theirs is in the shop and then got mad at me for not offering them the right one of my cars. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

There’s a guy across from me in the McDonald’s who weighs about a quarter of what I do who just finished a big meal and now is eating 3 McFlurries! Some people have all the luck.

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Everytime I see Danny Elfman these days my brain automatically categorizes him as “the third Wachowski sister.”

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Thomann suing Fender for their bullshit C&D is exactly the good news I needed to wake up to.

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

I have been on hold for 40 minutes trying to set up an appointment with a new rheumatologist. Uggghhhh.

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

People are terrible everywhere Jeff, it’s kind of our defining feature.

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

“Real mother of pearl inlays” No thanks, I want brother of pearl inlays on my #guitar

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Guacamole, hummus, olives, mushrooms, broccoli, sour cream. They can all fuck off.

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

No doctor I visit will clear me to return to work but my workers comp claim has been denied. Just fuck me I guess.

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

“Forever” with Ioan Gruffudd and Judd Hirsch “Human Target” With Jackie Earle Haley and Chi McBride “Almost Human” with Karl Urban

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Just had an orthopedic doctor tell me with a straight face there’s nothing that can be done to help if you have a leg that’s longer than the other like I do. I guess we’ve lost the access to the technology that allowed my grandfather to have one shoe that had an inch thicker sole than the other. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I haven’t been diagnosed with autism, but hours after my doctors appointment I’m still thinking about how both attachment screws in the double outlet behind the doctors computer monitor were aligned.

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

My brain has such a hard time pulling up the word orthopedist that I almost told someone that I have to see an ornithologist. NO BRAIN, THAT’S NOT IT

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

I know the economy is bad when I’m constantly finding good deals on used junk.

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The Gay of Hormuz 🏳️‍⚧️ @ibreakit.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

I fucking love how much Texas screwworm sounds like a wrestling move.

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