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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer

@iansmc.bsky.social
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Hello Funny People | BFS/SFWA Associate Member | He/Him | 🇭🇳 🇺🇸 | Debut Forthcoming from @cloakedpress.bsky.social | Profile Pic & Banner by @devoartdev.bsky.social linktr.ee/Ian_SMC

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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They should have bilingual signs that say that: Warning: While here, you're supposed to eat poutine, smoked meat, and bagels. There's a lot and it must go.
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What benefits? Selling back intellect as a utility to people rather than allowing them to develop it on their own seems beneficial to only the utility owner.
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What are some of the various things you're supposed to eat in Montreal?
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's October 3rd
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Somebody needs to make an animatic of Foghorn mouthing everything Senator Leghorn's said. They'd all be perfect matches for Looney Tunes bits. "I say, I say, I say, God please give me patience because if you give me strength, I'm going to need bail money. Bail money, that is."
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Foghorn Leghorn's Confident Strut
Alt: Foghorn Leghorn's Confident Strut
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Crystal P @snwlssknttr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You know you’ve got some weird stuff going on in that brain of yours when Senator Foghorn Leghorn (nickname coined by the wonderful @iansmc.bsky.social) is the *voice of reason* in this situation! Dude is a broken clock, but he said what we all were thinking!
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Cynthia Gómez @cynthiasaysboo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And now I get to say that Muñeca won the Octavia E. Butler award! And I got to be there in person:) This is the first time I've won anything for my writing, and I'm so happy.
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I used to never see these guys around. Whenever I did, it was a rare, one-off annual sighting. Now, I'm glad to see them more often. #naturephotos #prayingmantis
Praying Mantis on red brick wallPraying Mantis on glass window
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'm not the biggest zombie fan in the world, but I started watching The Walking Dead: Dead City on Netflix. Can we pause to appreciate the brilliance of Željko Ivanek? I've been a fan since I saw him in the John Adams HBO series. Great character actor who can play a terrifying villain.
Željko Ivanek as The Croat in Walking Dead: Dead City
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Leanna Renee Hieber @leannareneehieber.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
In case you missed it, I had the honor of narrating what I think is one of the most important 19th C. short stories in terms of mental health, perception & belief. Dr. Day did a magnificent introduction to "The Yellow Wall Paper". Happy 20 years, @pseudopod.org, it's always a joy to work with you. 💛
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Cynthia Pelayo @cynthiapelayo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
SOMETHING FOLLOWED US HOME: TALES OF LATINE HORROR 🖤 Why these authors? Why right now? Available September 29th. Preorder link in bio.
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
#RayDay #RayBradbury #BookPeople
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
#RayDay #RayBradbury #BookPeople
Happy 106th Birthday, Ray#RayDay #RayBradbury #BookPeopleHere's My (Growing) Collection of Bradbury BooksStack of books:
1. Fahrenheit 451
2. The Martian Chronicles
3. R is for Rocket
4. Dandelion Wine
5. The Halloween Tree
6. Dark Carnival 
7. Switch on the Night
8. Home to Stay! The Complete Ray Bradbury EC Collection
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I started a new short story today. A couple of old characters from a piece that never worked decided to show up. I hit 3k. Might be able to finish the draft tomorrow.
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Dr. Curiosity @drcuriosity.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Obligatory "this is what Iain Banks was like just before he passed" link: www.theguardian.com/books/2013/j... [spoiler: a decent human]
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Iain Banks: the final interview
Iain Banks died last Sunday, just before the publication of his final novel The Quarry. Last month he talked to Stuart Kelly about writing, politics and all the things still left to do . . .
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Yard Gone Wild @yardgonewild.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
🎉My favorite neighbor is back🎉 I was so worried he didn’t make it through the winter- but here he is giving me a “don’t be ridiculous” look before tromping over to inspect my boots😄
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barbisblue @barbisblue.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
"Whatever the cost of our libraries, the price is cheap compared to that of an ignorant nation."

--Walter Cronkite

The Retired School Librarian.com
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
When making coffee in a standard pot, I find it best to follow a rule I heard a tea drinker once invoked: One per person and one for the pot. The results? Heavenly. (And yes, I use milk. Your boos mean nothing. I've seen what makes you cheer.)
Liquid patience
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Morning Funny People ☕🙃
When life gives you Monday, drink coffee ☕
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Morning Funny People ☕🙃 Here's a few thoughts on dialogue.
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
How are we doing today, Funny People? Hanging in there?
*David Attenborough VO* And here we see a prime specimen of that rare subspecies of human, Homo scriptor, otherwise known as the human writer. This particular specimen is also, at time, referred to as the Hairy Human Potato, though why, no one knows.
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Reed Hinckley-Barnes @reedhb.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Have a had a busy couple of days, which means I've forgotten to remind folks that Hero of Legend continues to be on Kickstarter! We're fully funded, in the 2nd week of our campaign, and there has never been a better time to check out our book: www.kickstarter.com/projects/ree...
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Hero of Legend #1-6 | The Final Chapter!
The stunning finale to an epic fantasy adventure! Can Lyrick redeem himself, defeat The Adversary, and banish magic once and for all?
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Happy 89th, George. 🎂
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Morning Funny People ☕🙃 Here's a few thoughts on description in writing.
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Joanne Hall @hierath77.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The Rule Has Been Invoked...
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DD Ward ..."Interim Pirate Queen" @ddwardiswriting.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Translation: OpenAI broke the law.
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I think I'm getting pretty good at this video editing stuff... Granted, editing is easy. Getting the footage is the hard part.
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John in the Mountains of Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
ive watched this part like a dozen times now
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I try. I don't have the best voice in the world, but I make an effort to use what I have.
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Also, that music playing in the background is from Symphony No. 6 by Beethoven, also known as the "Pastoral Symphony." An underperformed gem in Beethoven's catalogue
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Another poetry read for those who enjoy my dulcet tones Here's "The Trees" by Philip Larkin (easily one of his less somber, cynical poems)
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
How's your day going, Funny People?
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Afternoon Funny People ☕🙃 Happy Easter 🐰🐣🍫 🥚 to all who celebrate Day 5 of National Poetry Month falls on its first #ShakespeareSunday Here's the famous soliloquy from The Tragedy of Macbeth
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🦋 Phenomenally Autistic 🦋| Ayanna Sanaa Davis @ayannasanaa.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
You may not control all the events that happen to you, but you can decide not to be reduced by them. Happy Birthday to Dr Maya Angelou (born April 4, 1928)
A black & white photo of maya angelou she’s wearing a head scarf & holding a copy of her book I know why the caged bird sings
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Morning Funny People ☕🙃 Here's just a few reflections I had recently about my own writing journey...
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Evening Funny People 🥃🙃 Day 3 of National Poetry Month Here's "A Cold Front" by William Carlos Williams
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Morning Funny People ☕🙃 This week on Author Fridays: William Carlos Williams Williams' poems, like "The Red Wheelbarrow," and "This is Just to Say," epitomized the Imagist Movement. He believed how a poem appeared was just as important as what it said or how it sounded.
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Afternoon Funny People ☕🙃 Day 2 of #NationalPoetryMonth. Here's 632 by Emily Dickinson
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Evening Funny People 🥃🙃 April is #NationalPoetryMonth, so to celebrate its start, here's a reading of one of my favorites: "Invictus" by William Ernest Henley
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Watch the whole show here. Christopher Titus: Carrying Monsters (2026) youtu.be/xqhhYbhbOIw?...
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Christopher Titus | Carrying Monsters (Full Comedy Special)
YouTube video by 800 Pound Gorilla Media
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Morning Funny People ☕🙃 It's Wednesday. Here's Christopher. Source 📺: Christopher Titus: Carrying Monsters
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Morning Funny People ☕🙃
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
How bittersweet
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
This is 33. I'm lucky to share a birthday with much more interesting people. That's it. That's the post.
This is 33.Four people with whom I share my birthday:

1. Robert Frost (Four-time Pulitzer Prize Winning Poet)
2. Leonard Nimoy (actor, the original Mr. Spock 🖖 from Star Trek TOS)
3. Martin Short (Comic Actor, Only Murders in the Building)
4. Tennessee Williams (Two-time Pulitzer Prize in Drama Winning Playwright)
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Morning Funny People ☕🙃 Trying out more of this on-camera stuff. You know, AI-simps love to say that being anti-AI slop is "ablest." Bullshit. Nothing can stop a human being from creating, not even severe physical disabilities, as you can see in this reel.
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
"When a journalist confronts the powerful, it is easier and safer to write it in a balanced way, but that's a coward's way out. [...] Good journalists lean on the side of evidence, on incontrovertible facts." — Maria Ressa, How To Stand Up To A Dictator
Maria Ressa, Journalist, Co-founder of Rappler, and Co-recipient of the 2021 Novel Peace Proze
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