Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026They should have bilingual signs that say that: Warning: While here, you're supposed to eat poutine, smoked meat, and bagels. There's a lot and it must go. 010
Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026What benefits? Selling back intellect as a utility to people rather than allowing them to develop it on their own seems beneficial to only the utility owner. 010
Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026What are some of the various things you're supposed to eat in Montreal? 110
Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Somebody needs to make an animatic of Foghorn mouthing everything Senator Leghorn's said. They'd all be perfect matches for Looney Tunes bits. "I say, I say, I say, God please give me patience because if you give me strength, I'm going to need bail money. Bail money, that is."static.klipy.comFoghorn Leghorn's Confident StrutAlt: Foghorn Leghorn's Confident Strut 010
Reposted by Ian Martínez CassmeyerCrystal P @snwlssknttr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026You know you’ve got some weird stuff going on in that brain of yours when Senator Foghorn Leghorn (nickname coined by the wonderful @iansmc.bsky.social) is the *voice of reason* in this situation! Dude is a broken clock, but he said what we all were thinking! 112
Reposted by Ian Martínez CassmeyerCynthia Gómez @cynthiasaysboo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026And now I get to say that Muñeca won the Octavia E. Butler award! And I got to be there in person:) This is the first time I've won anything for my writing, and I'm so happy. 7937383
Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I used to never see these guys around. Whenever I did, it was a rare, one-off annual sighting. Now, I'm glad to see them more often. #naturephotos #prayingmantis 030
Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I'm not the biggest zombie fan in the world, but I started watching The Walking Dead: Dead City on Netflix. Can we pause to appreciate the brilliance of Željko Ivanek? I've been a fan since I saw him in the John Adams HBO series. Great character actor who can play a terrifying villain. 030
Reposted by Ian Martínez CassmeyerLeanna Renee Hieber @leannareneehieber.bsky.social · 31/08/2026In case you missed it, I had the honor of narrating what I think is one of the most important 19th C. short stories in terms of mental health, perception & belief. Dr. Day did a magnificent introduction to "The Yellow Wall Paper". Happy 20 years, @pseudopod.org, it's always a joy to work with you. 💛 1196
Reposted by Ian Martínez CassmeyerCynthia Pelayo @cynthiapelayo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026SOMETHING FOLLOWED US HOME: TALES OF LATINE HORROR 🖤 Why these authors? Why right now? Available September 29th. Preorder link in bio. 04414
Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I started a new short story today. A couple of old characters from a piece that never worked decided to show up. I hit 3k. Might be able to finish the draft tomorrow. 030
Reposted by Ian Martínez CassmeyerDr. Curiosity @drcuriosity.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Obligatory "this is what Iain Banks was like just before he passed" link: www.theguardian.com/books/2013/j... [spoiler: a decent human]theguardian.comIain Banks: the final interviewIain Banks died last Sunday, just before the publication of his final novel The Quarry. Last month he talked to Stuart Kelly about writing, politics and all the things still left to do . . . 4874
Reposted by Ian Martínez CassmeyerYard Gone Wild @yardgonewild.bsky.social · 09/06/2026🎉My favorite neighbor is back🎉 I was so worried he didn’t make it through the winter- but here he is giving me a “don’t be ridiculous” look before tromping over to inspect my boots😄 1534342
Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 02/06/2026When making coffee in a standard pot, I find it best to follow a rule I heard a tea drinker once invoked: One per person and one for the pot. The results? Heavenly. (And yes, I use milk. Your boos mean nothing. I've seen what makes you cheer.) 010
Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Morning Funny People ☕🙃 Here's a few thoughts on dialogue. 010
Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 13/05/2026How are we doing today, Funny People? Hanging in there? 020
Reposted by Ian Martínez CassmeyerReed Hinckley-Barnes @reedhb.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Have a had a busy couple of days, which means I've forgotten to remind folks that Hero of Legend continues to be on Kickstarter! We're fully funded, in the 2nd week of our campaign, and there has never been a better time to check out our book: www.kickstarter.com/projects/ree...kickstarter.comHero of Legend #1-6 | The Final Chapter!The stunning finale to an epic fantasy adventure! Can Lyrick redeem himself, defeat The Adversary, and banish magic once and for all? 177
Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Morning Funny People ☕🙃 Here's a few thoughts on description in writing. 000
Reposted by Ian Martínez CassmeyerJoanne Hall @hierath77.bsky.social · 07/05/2026The Rule Has Been Invoked... 044
Reposted by Ian Martínez CassmeyerDD Ward ..."Interim Pirate Queen" @ddwardiswriting.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Translation: OpenAI broke the law. 33813
Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I think I'm getting pretty good at this video editing stuff... Granted, editing is easy. Getting the footage is the hard part. 020
Reposted by Ian Martínez CassmeyerJohn in the Mountains of Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 02/05/2026ive watched this part like a dozen times now 91111652295
Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 11/04/2026I try. I don't have the best voice in the world, but I make an effort to use what I have. 020
Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Also, that music playing in the background is from Symphony No. 6 by Beethoven, also known as the "Pastoral Symphony." An underperformed gem in Beethoven's catalogue 010
Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Another poetry read for those who enjoy my dulcet tones Here's "The Trees" by Philip Larkin (easily one of his less somber, cynical poems) 210
Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Afternoon Funny People ☕🙃 Happy Easter 🐰🐣🍫 🥚 to all who celebrate Day 5 of National Poetry Month falls on its first #ShakespeareSunday Here's the famous soliloquy from The Tragedy of Macbeth 020
Reposted by Ian Martínez Cassmeyer🦋 Phenomenally Autistic 🦋| Ayanna Sanaa Davis @ayannasanaa.bsky.social · 04/04/2026You may not control all the events that happen to you, but you can decide not to be reduced by them. Happy Birthday to Dr Maya Angelou (born April 4, 1928) 10968061233
Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Morning Funny People ☕🙃 Here's just a few reflections I had recently about my own writing journey... 000
Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Evening Funny People 🥃🙃 Day 3 of National Poetry Month Here's "A Cold Front" by William Carlos Williams 000
Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Morning Funny People ☕🙃 This week on Author Fridays: William Carlos Williams Williams' poems, like "The Red Wheelbarrow," and "This is Just to Say," epitomized the Imagist Movement. He believed how a poem appeared was just as important as what it said or how it sounded. 000
Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Afternoon Funny People ☕🙃 Day 2 of #NationalPoetryMonth. Here's 632 by Emily Dickinson 000
Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Evening Funny People 🥃🙃 April is #NationalPoetryMonth, so to celebrate its start, here's a reading of one of my favorites: "Invictus" by William Ernest Henley 011
Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Watch the whole show here. Christopher Titus: Carrying Monsters (2026) youtu.be/xqhhYbhbOIw?...youtu.beChristopher Titus | Carrying Monsters (Full Comedy Special)YouTube video by 800 Pound Gorilla Media 000
Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Morning Funny People ☕🙃 It's Wednesday. Here's Christopher. Source 📺: Christopher Titus: Carrying Monsters 100
Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 26/03/2026This is 33. I'm lucky to share a birthday with much more interesting people. That's it. That's the post. 130
Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Morning Funny People ☕🙃 Trying out more of this on-camera stuff. You know, AI-simps love to say that being anti-AI slop is "ablest." Bullshit. Nothing can stop a human being from creating, not even severe physical disabilities, as you can see in this reel. 010
Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 04/03/2026"When a journalist confronts the powerful, it is easier and safer to write it in a balanced way, but that's a coward's way out. [...] Good journalists lean on the side of evidence, on incontrovertible facts." — Maria Ressa, How To Stand Up To A Dictator 060