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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer

@iansmc.bsky.social
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Hello Funny People | BFS/SFWA Associate Member | He/Him | 🇭🇳 🇺🇸 | Debut Forthcoming from @cloakedpress.bsky.social | Profile Pic & Banner by @devoartdev.bsky.social linktr.ee/Ian_SMC

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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's October 3rd
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I used to never see these guys around. Whenever I did, it was a rare, one-off annual sighting. Now, I'm glad to see them more often. #naturephotos #prayingmantis
Praying Mantis on red brick wallPraying Mantis on glass window
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'm not the biggest zombie fan in the world, but I started watching The Walking Dead: Dead City on Netflix. Can we pause to appreciate the brilliance of Željko Ivanek? I've been a fan since I saw him in the John Adams HBO series. Great character actor who can play a terrifying villain.
Željko Ivanek as The Croat in Walking Dead: Dead City
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
#RayDay #RayBradbury #BookPeople
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
#RayDay #RayBradbury #BookPeople
Happy 106th Birthday, Ray#RayDay #RayBradbury #BookPeopleHere's My (Growing) Collection of Bradbury BooksStack of books:
1. Fahrenheit 451
2. The Martian Chronicles
3. R is for Rocket
4. Dandelion Wine
5. The Halloween Tree
6. Dark Carnival 
7. Switch on the Night
8. Home to Stay! The Complete Ray Bradbury EC Collection
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
When making coffee in a standard pot, I find it best to follow a rule I heard a tea drinker once invoked: One per person and one for the pot. The results? Heavenly. (And yes, I use milk. Your boos mean nothing. I've seen what makes you cheer.)
Liquid patience
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Morning Funny People ☕🙃
When life gives you Monday, drink coffee ☕
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Morning Funny People ☕🙃 Here's a few thoughts on dialogue.
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
How are we doing today, Funny People? Hanging in there?
*David Attenborough VO* And here we see a prime specimen of that rare subspecies of human, Homo scriptor, otherwise known as the human writer. This particular specimen is also, at time, referred to as the Hairy Human Potato, though why, no one knows.
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Happy 89th, George. 🎂
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Morning Funny People ☕🙃 Here's a few thoughts on description in writing.
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I think I'm getting pretty good at this video editing stuff... Granted, editing is easy. Getting the footage is the hard part.
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Another poetry read for those who enjoy my dulcet tones Here's "The Trees" by Philip Larkin (easily one of his less somber, cynical poems)
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
How's your day going, Funny People?
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Afternoon Funny People ☕🙃 Happy Easter 🐰🐣🍫 🥚 to all who celebrate Day 5 of National Poetry Month falls on its first #ShakespeareSunday Here's the famous soliloquy from The Tragedy of Macbeth
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Morning Funny People ☕🙃 Here's just a few reflections I had recently about my own writing journey...
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Evening Funny People 🥃🙃 Day 3 of National Poetry Month Here's "A Cold Front" by William Carlos Williams
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Morning Funny People ☕🙃 This week on Author Fridays: William Carlos Williams Williams' poems, like "The Red Wheelbarrow," and "This is Just to Say," epitomized the Imagist Movement. He believed how a poem appeared was just as important as what it said or how it sounded.
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Afternoon Funny People ☕🙃 Day 2 of #NationalPoetryMonth. Here's 632 by Emily Dickinson
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Evening Funny People 🥃🙃 April is #NationalPoetryMonth, so to celebrate its start, here's a reading of one of my favorites: "Invictus" by William Ernest Henley
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Morning Funny People ☕🙃 It's Wednesday. Here's Christopher. Source 📺: Christopher Titus: Carrying Monsters
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Morning Funny People ☕🙃
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
This is 33. I'm lucky to share a birthday with much more interesting people. That's it. That's the post.
This is 33.Four people with whom I share my birthday:

1. Robert Frost (Four-time Pulitzer Prize Winning Poet)
2. Leonard Nimoy (actor, the original Mr. Spock 🖖 from Star Trek TOS)
3. Martin Short (Comic Actor, Only Murders in the Building)
4. Tennessee Williams (Two-time Pulitzer Prize in Drama Winning Playwright)
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Morning Funny People ☕🙃 Trying out more of this on-camera stuff. You know, AI-simps love to say that being anti-AI slop is "ablest." Bullshit. Nothing can stop a human being from creating, not even severe physical disabilities, as you can see in this reel.
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
"When a journalist confronts the powerful, it is easier and safer to write it in a balanced way, but that's a coward's way out. [...] Good journalists lean on the side of evidence, on incontrovertible facts." — Maria Ressa, How To Stand Up To A Dictator
Maria Ressa, Journalist, Co-founder of Rappler, and Co-recipient of the 2021 Novel Peace Proze
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Morning Funny People ☕🙃 This Week's Tuesday Title: When Books Went to War by Molly Guptill Manning This WWII History explores the story we know through the ASE, or Armed Services Editions, specially designed books so popular among servicemen, anyone caught without one was considered out of uniform
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Afternoon Funny People 🥤🙃 Just gonna leave this here...
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Morning Funny People ☕🙃 Just in case you need a bit of a giggle...
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Morning Funny People ☕🙃 This Week's Tuesday Title: Dust Tracks on a Road by Zora Neal Hurston In her autobiography, Hurston recounts her life through a prose as rich with lyricism, dialect, tall tale, and metaphor as any of her impressive novels.
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy Annual Reminder of Your Perpetual Singleness Day to all who celebrate 🥂
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Today is the shared birthday of Charles Darwin and Abraham Lincoln, so it seems like the perfect time to repost this 👇
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Morning Funny People ☕🙃 It's Wednesday. Here's Paul. Source 🎥🎬: Paul Mooney: A Piece of My Mind (2014)
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Evening Funny People ☕🙃 This Week's Tuesday Title: A Master of Djinn by P. Djèlí Clark When the Brotherhood of Al-Jahiz end up massacred, Cairo's Ministry of Alchemy, Enchantments, and Supernatural Entities dispatches Agent Fatma el-Sha'arawi to investigate and uncover the truth of what happened.
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I guess this makes it official 😅 #writingcommunity #bookacquistion @cloakedpress.bsky.social
📣⚔️ ACQUISITIONS ANNOUNCEMENT ⚔️📣

We’re excited to announce that Cloaked Press has acquired A Sword Named Sylph by Ian Martinez Cassmeyer

After losing his home and father in a devastating fire, Roderick Bonamy stumbles into one last chance to do something right—when he comes into possession of a magical talking sword named Sylph, a Fey trapped in steel by someone he knows

This is a story about grief, found family, and deciding who you are when everything’s already been taken

More soon. ⚔️✨
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Evening Funny People 🍵🙃 NEW BLOG POST! "January 2026 in Review" in which I: - Grant a brief life update - Outline my writing priorities following a brief hiatus - Discuss current events, current reads, and my latest new favorite watch LINK IN THE BIO! ianstwocents.blogspot.com/2026/02/janu...
Two Cents Logo by Devora Johnson
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Morning Funny People ☕🙃 This week on Sci-Fi Thursdays: Isaac Asimov One of the "Big Three," of Golden Age of SF, Asimov wrote enough books to span 9-out-of-10 categories in the Dewey Decimal System. His chosen birthday (January 2nd), is now celebrated as "National Science Fiction Day."
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I'll do a top three... My favorite heroic dragon is Firedrake, the silver dragon, from Cornelia Funke's Dragon Rider. Smaug from Tolkien's The Hobbit is the greatest villainous dragon in the canon. And my other favorite heroic dragon is Naomi Novik's Temeraire.
Cover of Dragon Rider by Cornelia Funke
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Morning Funny People ☕🙃 It's Wednesday. Here's Pete and Dud.
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Morning Funny People ☕🙃 This Week's Tuesday Title: The Mystery of Charles Dickens by A.N. Wilson In this unusual biography of Boz, Wilson explores the darker aspects of Dickens the man and how they might've influenced his creative output.
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Morning Funny People ☕🙃
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Morning Funny People ☕🙃 It's Wednesday. Here's W.C. Fields. Source: 🎥🎬 You Can't Cheat an Honest Man (1939)
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
In light of the passing of the author of the "Dilbert" comic strip... here's a repost of that sequence of #Peanuts strips by Charles M. Schulz.
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Morning Funny People ☕🙃
You can't make everyone happy... you're not coffee ☕ 🐿️📰
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Just gonna leave this here...again...
¡NO ABRAS PARA ICE!
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Morning Funny People ☕🙃 It's Wednesday. Here's Groucho.
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Morning Funny People ☕🙃
And here we fucking go again. I mean good morning
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Ian Martínez Cassmeyer @iansmc.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Afternoon Funny People ☕🙃
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