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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺

@ianmayo.bsky.social
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Software engineer, recently finding that logic no longer works the way it used to.

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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've seen Rachel Parris in other stuff (Austentatious) and she's been terrific. Pretty sure this will be too.
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Yes, totally. Well, possibly the diameter of the shell that's fired.
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Today marks the 10 year anniversary of this masterpiece in defence reporting, thanks to @thedailymail.bsky.social
Screenshot of a newspaper headline that mistakenly suggests that a new UK MoD 5" gun is the length of a toothbrush
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Duh - realised too late that I’m replying to a tweet from, like a gazillion years ago. Ooops.
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
… years is at least as good as a PA who worked for me for 5 years”. Each of you seemed to be convinced you were right, but the nuance of the language used meant you both feared the other’s argument was counter to yours, It wasn’t. Never mind that - it’s great to have you back on IM.
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Oh, it was a difficult listen Paris. If I’d been listening live I’d have jumped Into Discord. I’m convinced you & Leo were both right. You were saying “if I adopt an AI assistant it won’t be as good as a PA who has worked for me for 5 years. Leo was saying “the AI assistant I’ve trained for 5 …
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I know, I know - but his current "me Vs establishment' is very thin. This would offer a tangible target for his supporters to fight against.
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Meh, won't this turn it into Farage vs establishment? Currently, there's no identifiable establishment blocking him.
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
That’s great Paris. No nerdy photo subjects? You should borrow this, next time:
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Nice piece Ava, well done.
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Nice piece Ava, well done.
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
If anything cries of ”two-tier Kier”, it’s when people using placards to protest Palestinian genocide are termed terrorists, and people using arson to terrorise immigrants are termed protesters. Surely the clues are in the language.
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
@paris.nyc - hey Paris, you'll love this clip of Nick Cage. I fully expect this is how you arrive on TWIG (IM) next Wednesday: x.com/For_Film_Fan...
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
@mrjamesob.bsky.social - freeview TV's out of sync. As I ascend stairs at home I hear you say phrase on downstairs TV, then hear you say same phrase again upstairs. issue is because TVs have to convert digital signal to analog, and do this at different rates. Older/larger TVs tend to be slower.
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
"A worked example of how ordinary citizens stand up against Fascism"
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
World’s Wrongest Man bsky.app/profile/mrja...
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
“Andrew Neill addresses all politicians equally” Nah, on consecutive Sundays he did pre-election interviews with May and Corbyn, with these opening questions: Corbyn: ”how can you defend your historic meetings with the IRA?“ May: ”what are you most excited about delivering once you are in power?”
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
OMFG, what a flucking typo. I'm mortified.
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Very nicely put Russian. Sorry for your loss. What a challenging week it's been.
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
For too many times in the last decade the "Obvious but complex Good" has fallen at the feet of the "Mistaken but simple Bad". Prepare to watch the 52% win again.
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
> maybe even kiss little butt behind the curtain oh, I wish you hadn't introduced that mental image.
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
It was easy to tell when one of my nephews was about to be in trouble, we'd hear him saying "no, No, NO" with escalating volume as he walked towards some sharp/hot/tasty object is desire. Also:
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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a man is drinking from a can that has a g on it
ALT: a man is drinking from a can that has a g on it
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Particularly frustrating when I only pre-bought your book (and got accredited in the printed version) as a way of saying "Thank you" for "This week in Tory". That clearly didn't work out. Do I still owe you a tenner?
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Yes, they're appalling. What if: previous US requests weren't lawful, so Britain said no. But what if, now that Iran is making retaliatory strikes, intervention is legal, even if it was triggered by Trump attacks. Law first, politics second.
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
was about to say the same, though 1/2 way through Fallen Feathers, personally
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I’ll respectfully accept nothing less than Full Disclosure…
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I know a lot of people think Microsoft Excel is a dreadful piece of software, but I would rate it October 10th.
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
#BBCQT - Matthew Syed - I'm a great royalist and a fan of King Charles and Kate. You do know that Chuck is married to Camilla, and Kate is married to Prince William, right?
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Thank goodness. There's no point in declaring "Total Transparency" about Mandelsom with the exception of matters relating to International relations - when IMHO Trump's insistence on Mandie is the single most likely cause for the decision. www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...
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Starmer faces rising anger over Mandelson as MPs agree to release files to security committee – live
Starmer faces criticism from MPs on all sides of the Commons
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
It appears that the abuse is a cross-party affair. It may be about the entitlement of elites, regardless of political affiliation.
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Has anyone ever heard ‘fungible’ used in another context?
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a man is making a funny face and smiling while sitting on a couch with the word spooky on his face .
ALT: a man is making a funny face and smiling while sitting on a couch with the word spooky on his face .
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
> This turns USA from a global power to a regional one, overnight It appears Trump is ok with that, it appears he just wants The Americas. Pulling out of Europe would release troops to send to South America.
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Yes, but will Kemi manage to sack her before she defecates?
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Claude Code Russ, Claude Code.
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Do locals still drop the first 'L'? We always did - making it closer to Warsaw than the way you'd expect Walsall to be pronounced.
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
In their youth, my schoolmate's Dad & his mates went down into the town center once, all excited about getting to witness the signing of The Walsall Pact.
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
But, but, but.. it still has brings us stuff like this: x.com/JonHollis9/s...
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I’m pretty sure that counts as an own goal for FIFA…
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
… and likely Russian asset. You can’t get more patriotic than that, surely.
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Lead by the 2025 winner of the FIFA ”Peace” Prize…
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a man says " you keep using that word i do not think it means what you think it means . "
ALT: a man says " you keep using that word i do not think it means what you think it means . "
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
psst, @mrjamesob.bsky.social - Lee Child has retired, his brother Andrew writes the Reacher novels now. I'm not the biggest fan fan of Andrew's Reacher novels, but Lee is perfectly entitled to his retirement, so I'll stick with re-reading the old ones - `61 Hours` is a favourite.
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a man 's face is shown with the words " it 's perfect " above it
ALT: a man 's face is shown with the words " it 's perfect " above it
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I see a Disney+ series titled "Welcome to Kiddie", starring JoB & Keith. They humorously cover the history of Kiddie through a long, long Bayeux carpet, and invite competitors for "UK's youngest Keith" - to be non-ratiak, GOLD.
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Dale Vince @dalevince.com · 11/12/2025
Snares are a crime against wildlife, but in England we allow them. Labour made a manifesto commitment to ban them - they need to deliver that. For Wildlife's sake.
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
@mrjamesob.bsky.social - Steward's Enquiry on Deja-Vu. I'd heard that your brain was able to `store` the new information much, much quicker than it could `search` through past memories of that fact - and sometimes `search` chances on the newly stored information, thinking it was there all along.
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a woman talking on a cell phone with the words " i 'm having deja vu " below her
Alt: a woman talking on a cell phone with the words " i 'm having deja vu " below her
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Wot? Nothing on 23k Johnson Deaths or 10Y for Russian traitor, and you're spouting off on "Rachel from accounts" FFS!
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Tell me, is there a collective noun for UK public figures that persistently champion Putin's arguments?
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a man in a black coat is standing in a snowy forest and yelling at someone .
ALT: a man in a black coat is standing in a snowy forest and yelling at someone .
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Is there a collective noun for media pundits that spout Putin lies, Piers Morgan? @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social
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Ian Mayo - 💙 #FBPE 🇪🇺 @ianmayo.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
@mrjamesob.bsky.social : The word naked in this context suggests that, unlike other strangulation techniques found in jiujitsu/judo, this hold does not require the use of a keikogi ("gi") or training uniform (courtesy of wikipedia)
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