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Ian Loring

@ianloring.bsky.social
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Co-host of the Film Basterds podcast. F1 fan. And films. Obviously. X profile gone and replaced with some guy I don’t know. Probably a nazi?

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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I had coffee with McCauley half an hour ago!
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I got a stepdaughter so fucked up… because her real father is this large-type asshole.
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Ian Loring @ianloring.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Star Wars Galactic Racer is the fucking truth. Burnout in Star Wars is all I may ever want and need.
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Ian Loring @ianloring.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
SPOILER The big victory is they sold out the ground. THEY ALSO GOT PROMOTED but none of that. And they set it up so clean for Alice to be the first female premier league coach but nah, in the hyper realistic world of Ted Lasso that could never happen but hey Ted let her have his job. Fuck off.
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Ian Loring @ianloring.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Really like Ted Lasso but that final episode did women’s football dirty and I hope they get shit for it.
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Ian Loring @ianloring.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
First time watch of The Amityville Horror. It takes an age to get going, a demon steals $1500 for no real reason and then big George barely even tries to murder his family. And it’s 2 hours long. Not great but the pig in the window bit is a good scare.
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Ian Loring @ianloring.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh buckle up!
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Ian Loring @ianloring.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Spiral is absolutely batshit, hope you enjoy if youve not seen it before
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Ian Loring @ianloring.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Big fan of Digger. It’s bold, messy as all fuck but it ta never boring and looks phenomenal. If you’re not buying what it’s selling I bet its nails on chalkboard but I was. Cruise very good, Ahmed fucking ace.
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Ian Loring @ianloring.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You guys obviously didn’t know anything, go easy on yourselves
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Ian Loring @ianloring.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They’re never going to get a better celebrity Traitor than one of these people. They’re going to be either amazing or the greatest car crash.
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For me, the sun rises and sets with her, man.
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not enough steaks in the freezer.
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Ian Loring @ianloring.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Personally I’m a fan of Jeremy Allen White dressing as an interviewee for an entry level call centre position.
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Ian Loring @ianloring.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah man really thought Max had him
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Ian Loring @ianloring.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
None! Just anything large format, it’s very funny
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Ian Loring @ianloring.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Go see Resident Evil. What a fucking Friday film that is.
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Ian Loring @ianloring.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
WHAT THE FUCK IS LILY JAMES DOING IN THIS?????? HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAA YES
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Ian Loring @ianloring.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Bad Lieutenant: Tokyo Trailer #1 (2026)
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Because she got a GREAT ASS!
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Why did I get mixed up with that bitch?
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When I think of asses, a woman’s ass… something comes out of me.
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Ian Loring @ianloring.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Aoyade is playing it as someone trying to win in the most pathological way possible which is a bit but as a 7 episode bit will be hard fucking work. Scoring on “merit” may break the entire show.
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Ian Loring @ianloring.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A 173 minute doc from Nathan Fielder on Elizabeth Holmes sounds incredibly for a chunk of people and absolutely fucking not for me, I cannot vibe with the energy of that teaser at all, wow.
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Ian Loring @ianloring.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Pretty mid I thought? Liked Branagh but long and had less character than I hope for, you?
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Ian Loring @ianloring.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Always liked Gasly, sucks Ferrari didn’t do better but man him winning Monza again would be a fun result, gonna be a good race tomorrow.
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Ian Loring @ianloring.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Fucking pumped for it, fucking pure uncut Friday night shit
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Ian Loring @ianloring.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
GTA 6 looks very good and I also have zero interest in it taking over my life, that fucker will be responsible for a lot of arguments around Christmas this year. Also the cover and shooting mechanics look like they haven’t evolved since Gears of War.
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Ian Loring @ianloring.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry fucking ruled and it sucks he’s gone.
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Ian Loring @ianloring.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Vulture Cinematrix No. 869: Aug 12, 2026 I got 9/9 Correct Score: 2632 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...
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Cinematrix No. 869: August 12, 2026
Can you name an Aubrey Plaza comedy?
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Ian Loring @ianloring.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The Mourinho doc series is 3 hours of “we believed in him and we won things and then things that weren’t his fault messed it up or he left when he wanted to” rinsed and repeated with the last 15 mins trying to ask him tougher questions and him saying he doesn’t want to talk about it. Great.
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Ian Loring @ianloring.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Vulture Cinematrix No. 868: Aug 11, 2026 I got 9/9 Correct Score: 2604 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...
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Cinematrix No. 868: August 11, 2026
Can you name an R-rated Ray Liotta movie?
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Ian Loring @ianloring.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The Bear Season 5 is so good, god I’m glad they stuck the landing. A good stretch rivals season 2 and man.. right time to end but god I’d go for more.
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Ian Loring @ianloring.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Starting the Tacsim stuff now and will probably Platinum it at some point. Also Bond shooting people then grabbing their guns when they let go of them never gets old. IOI just the perfect fit.
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Ian Loring @ianloring.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Finished 007: First Light today. If it were a Bond film it would be in the top 5 for me. Patrick Gibson is tremendous, there some terrific plot beats and despite a final half hour that doesn’t have the best gameplay it sets us up for an exciting new path on Bond stories. Great supporting cast too.
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Ian Loring @ianloring.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Watched Excalibur for the first time, probably the last also. Was really into the “what the fuck is happening?” of it all until the last act when I thought it fell off a fucking cliff despite some brilliantly weird armour for the bad guy. 141 minutes and a long 141 minutes but it looked ace.
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Ian Loring @ianloring.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Also the Dune Part 3 Prologue… gritty as fuck and looks like it’s going to go for the jugular. Maybe a weird bit to show out of context from the rest but one image in particular ruled.
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Ian Loring @ianloring.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Half hour really lands the plane so well. Nolan just keeps fucking doing it, what a run he’s on.
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Ian Loring @ianloring.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Seeing The Odyssey again next weekend. Need another crack at it, just like I seem to with every Nolan before I love them. Immense in imax 70mm, but I hope I like Holland’s performance more next time round. The stuff shot in Iceland the highlight for me but the Morton bit is terrific and the last…
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Ian Loring @ianloring.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Ian Loring @ianloring.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
What a country!
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Ian Loring @ianloring.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The instant pile on of Tuchel reminds me why football brings out the worst in people waaaaaay more than discussed. Looking forward to Reform using this somehow in the months ahead, well done everyone.
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Ian Loring @ianloring.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Also apparently the puppet was entirely practical and that’s legit impressive
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Ian Loring @ianloring.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I just paid money for a Secret Screening. The only way I’d have paid money to see Pinocchio Unstrung but you know what? Is it shit? Yes. Of course. Did I enjoy more of it than expected? Also yes. Pretty decent kills and a level of “fuck it” to any sense of plot made it a doable 82 minutes.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Eyeball River (1991)
Two eyeballs in a river seethe with anger at a family photo and start to tear it with its aquatic mind powers. in the distance there's a boat on the water

Eyeball River: The River That Hates Photos

"The boat is like a little hat" - Peter Travers, Rolling Stone
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Ian Loring @ianloring.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Yeah I thought so too
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Ian Loring @ianloring.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
“Look, you wanna pinch me? Pinch me” Been a few years since I had a crack at this but man oh man does it look good in 4k, big recommend this disc.
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Ian Loring @ianloring.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Evil Dead Burn. Grim, could have done with a dog related trigger warning and the “what’s it about” is tired as fuck but a couple decent sequences and a fantastically weird homage to 2001 almost make it worth it. Chop 15 mins off for fucks sake.
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Ian Loring @ianloring.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Beach Theme from Thief currently leading my “music for my coffin to go into the burner” rankings.
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Ian Loring @ianloring.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The advantage of reading fuck all books is being able to watch the Dune Part Three trailer and not be pissed off that it looks different from Dune Messiah. It’s looks fucking incredible baby, let’s fucking go.
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