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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
hehehehe
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Trump basically self-sanctioning the entire US is a very "...then as farce" expression of imperial boomerang theory
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Have you considered that perhaps it is because your use of AI is morally wrong, while the fact that you are trans is not?
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ignoring the funny Roko's basilisk element of this, the argument is basically the same as saying it's bad to call people nazis, because what if they come to power and send you to a concentration camp as a result?
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I am literally just trying to get high on marijuana, what the fuck are you talking about
Buncha nonsense about blockchain and NFTs I got when I scanned a QR code on a weed vape
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
There's someone in Nanaimo who makes tons of these posters, they're most crazy, but sometimes they're pretty based. I completely agree Carney should abandon any plans he has for a papal assassination. He should absolutely be shutting down these data centre projects instead!
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I bet Spuds McKenzie never even got his dick sucked by any of those ladies
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I think a lot of people are missing the important part of this story; this finally puts the US ahead of the UK as the country with the most pedophilic ruling class. Congratulations to the US on becoming the world's foremost nonceocracy.
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I'm not sure everyone fully appreciates the power of the one panel comic strip
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Check out all these otters
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I wasn't asking the AI, I just wanted the actual stats. Fuck Gemini and all LLMs
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
These teaser clips for the new Paul Veerhoven movie are really cracking me up. Can't wait to see what it's about!
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I used to work at the archives for a fairground/racetrack that did harness racing. There was this old guy who used to constantly send letters complaining about how the harness racing clip art used in their newspaper ads depicted the old kind of harness...
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Nobody is saying the NYT isn't garbage. I didn't even say the article is good, I'm just pointing out that the headline misrepresents the article, and nobody in the replies seems to have read it. Blindly discounting mainstream media is just as stupid as blindly believing everything it says.
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
You have no idea how much murder and exploitation is required to allow for the kind of "normal" American life you crave
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
This story is WILD. Juan Orlando Hernandez, the Honduran ex-president pardoned by Trump for narcotrafficking, seemingly caught on tape in dozens of conversations (if true), discussing plans with GOP and other figures to attack left-wing governments, and saying Israel paid for his pardon from Trump.
english.elpais.com
‘Hondurasgate,’ the alleged US and Israeli interference plot to destabilize Mexico and other progressive governments
A leaked audio recording points to former Honduran President Juan Orlando Hernández, Javier Milei, and Donald Trump as attempting to create a platform to spread fake news about the administrations of ...
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
You can just walk into a brick and mortar store now and buy this
A little envelope that says 
"Magic 
LSD Macrodose
5x200μg
$100"
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I was just watching this documentary about the Green Hollow murderer that is clearly using so much AI that you can't tell what is and isn't real footage.
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Yeah sure, and Tommy Douglas is kind of like the left wing Hitler in that his policies saved millions of lives
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
A couple drops of fish sauce on a Triscuit
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I think maybe we should consider how much Iran forfeited by not meaninglessnessly declaring Trump "honorary Ayatollah"
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I've visited Cuba a number of times and I met a lot of wonderful people. My father travelled to Cuba a number of times to collaborate with other medical researchers there. What the US is doing to them is absolute evil. America is the most evil entity on the global scale.
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Forced Bo to wear a stupid hat for a moment and then I made Bò Tái Chanh and some other stuff for dinner (Bo the cat is fine, if there's any confusion)
Bo the cat wearing a stupid little bucket hat that has holes for his earsThe Bò Tái Chanh
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
My dumb loser son went into McDonald's and ordered sushi. He is a hero for white people.
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Marty Supreme wasn't just a film, it was Josh Safdie directing a small sliver of reality. This is his vision manifest.
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Adam H Johnson @ahjohnson.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I wrote about how the US and Israel carried out an attack on an Iranian girls school on par with the OKC bombing and US media relegated it to a back page story. No stand alone evening news segments, no front page stories, it made A11 in the NYT then everyone moved on.
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Corporate Media Buries Story of US and Israel Killing 168 in Girls School Attack
No front-page stories in NYT, WSJ, WaPo. No mention on NBC and CBS Sunday Shows. No stand alone segments on Evening News shows. A death count on par with the OKC bombing is relegated to the back page.
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
What is the 623rd digit of π? (wrong answers only)
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
There is an epidemic of stupidity haunting humanity
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Trying to sound as underprivileged and unconnected to Epstein as possible: "I really think underaged pussy lacks that joux kneux said kwa"
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Nirvanna the Band The Show The Movie was probably the most fun I've had at a movie since prior to the pandemic. Run, don't walk, folks!
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Mike Sitrick is the guy to call if you're a pedophile and want to clear your name.
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Pierre Poilievre pedophile
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Pedophile Peter Attia
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
👁️
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29 U.S.C. § 157 @organizingpower.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
This is the way. Any 2028 Dem candidates need to start saying that on Day One: (1) all ICE agents fired; (2) pensions/benefits defunded; (3) forced to pay backpay as restitution to victims; and (4) only way to avoid prison is to become a cooperating informant
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
@murderxbryan.bsky.social Tell Chris I saw his van
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
"We need trials." should be the bare minimum position for Dems going forward.
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I stayed in a motel on NYE and found a 100mg Kadian (morphine!), and almost adopted a cat. I flushed the Kadian and let the cat go on it's way, but deep down I wanted them both.
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Sometimes, as a courier, you get to see what kinds of medical quackery the people in your community are getting swindled by. This thing is like $2000 (and it has $300 in customs charges they're going to have to pay on top of that).
A box for the BioMat 7000, a quack "medical" device
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I accidentally turned on "AI mode" in Google search on my phone, and every source I can find on how to turn it off is out of date, because clearly they change that on a regular basis to try and force people to use it. I can't wait to see our munitions redirected from Gaza to data centres.
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I got a whole pallet of baby shoes for sale. Fell off the truck. Never even touched the toes of a tyke
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
trump white hat trump melt facetom mix white hat
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Mr. Cuban I am a line cook at your favorite IHOP location in Dallas. Not all of the chocolate chips in your beloved chocolate chip pancakes are made of chocolate.
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Gmail's new AI feature where it summarizes emails just made me think I fucked up and ordered dinner for tomorrow
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
This fucking guy
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Maybe!?
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Deepak Chopra's whole deal is really stupid. Not surprised he's an Epstein guy
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Ian on the internet @ianishere.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Boo
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