Ian Borgstrom @ianborgstrom.bsky.social · 10/10/2025You don't give a medal to the arsonist. You give them to the firefighters. You especially don't give it to the guy who threatens to set the firehouse ablaze if you don't. 010 0
Ian Borgstrom @ianborgstrom.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Time Lancers is 2-4 players but works best with 2. Rival Time agencies work to set events in a specific order for their ideal timeline. 010 0
Ian Borgstrom @ianborgstrom.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Have we tried preventing them from doing fucked-up things BEFORE they do the fucked-up things? I feel like that would be better. 010 0
Ian Borgstrom @ianborgstrom.bsky.social · 11/09/2025I don't mean to alarm anyone, but does the moon look closer tonight? 010 0
Ian Borgstrom @ianborgstrom.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Fantastic Four is going to be big for Halloween this year. Cheap option: Invisible Woman, but you just don't go to the party and say you did. 010 0
Ian Borgstrom @ianborgstrom.bsky.social · 11/08/2025@lastweektonight.com 's segment from last night about Chuck Schumer's imaginary family that he bases all of his policy decisions on was both hilarious & infuriating. 010 0
Ian Borgstrom @ianborgstrom.bsky.social · 10/08/2025I spent an embarrassingly long time believing that The Mighty Mighty Bosstones had never knocked on wood, and that's what they were singing about. 010 0
Ian Borgstrom @ianborgstrom.bsky.social · 28/06/2025And you're gonna find out whether you like it or not. 000 0
Ian Borgstrom @ianborgstrom.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Bonus: Now they have to spend a bunch of money to build a new launchpad. 010 0
Reposted by Ian Borgstromlupacabra @lupacabra.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Hey resisters, Be safe out there. Be alert and aware of your surroundings. Have a plan and a few exit strategies. Wear protective eyewear. Stay hydrated. I'm proud of you. 011 0
Ian Borgstrom @ianborgstrom.bsky.social · 21/05/2025If you were a villain, who would you be?media.tenor.comthe riddler from the batman animated series is wearing a green hat and a purple mask .ALT: the riddler from the batman animated series is wearing a green hat and a purple mask . 040 0
Ian Borgstrom @ianborgstrom.bsky.social · 08/05/2025I thought they were from London. Because of the everything. 000 0
Ian Borgstrom @ianborgstrom.bsky.social · 26/04/2025My blind dog walking face first into the dandelion puffs and dragging the seeds away.media.tenor.coma group of soldiers with a dog on their face and the words i 'm doing my part written below themALT: a group of soldiers with a dog on their face and the words i 'm doing my part written below them 010 0
Ian Borgstrom @ianborgstrom.bsky.social · 24/04/2025media.tenor.coma man speaking into a microphone with the word good written on his faceALT: a man speaking into a microphone with the word good written on his face 000 0
Ian Borgstrom @ianborgstrom.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Proud member of the "The Headlights Are Too Damn Bright" Party. 010 0
Ian Borgstrom @ianborgstrom.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Papa Pizzaballa is the new Boaty McBoatface. 010 0
Ian Borgstrom @ianborgstrom.bsky.social · 14/04/2025To be fair, it's hard to keep up when things change every 10 seconds. 000 0
Ian Borgstrom @ianborgstrom.bsky.social · 26/03/2025I would love to see Star Lord and Deadpool meet and have Wade get mad at Peter for beating him to the first f-bomb in the MCU. 000 0
Ian Borgstrom @ianborgstrom.bsky.social · 07/03/2025I know it's technically rocket science, but test flights shouldn't just explode if one knows what they're doing, right? Like, did NASA have this many explosive tests? 010 0
Ian Borgstrom @ianborgstrom.bsky.social · 19/02/2025"You should have never been there." In their own country? Minding their own business? Sincerely, get fucked. 000 0
