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Ian Borgstrom

@ianborgstrom.bsky.social
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Ian Borgstrom @ianborgstrom.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
C.G.I. Friday's. Is that anything?
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Ian Borgstrom @ianborgstrom.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
You don't give a medal to the arsonist. You give them to the firefighters. You especially don't give it to the guy who threatens to set the firehouse ablaze if you don't.
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Ian Borgstrom @ianborgstrom.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Have we tried preventing them from doing fucked-up things BEFORE they do the fucked-up things? I feel like that would be better.
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Ian Borgstrom @ianborgstrom.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
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Ian Borgstrom @ianborgstrom.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I don't mean to alarm anyone, but does the moon look closer tonight?
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Ian Borgstrom @ianborgstrom.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Fantastic Four is going to be big for Halloween this year. Cheap option: Invisible Woman, but you just don't go to the party and say you did.
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Ian Borgstrom @ianborgstrom.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
@lastweektonight.com 's segment from last night about Chuck Schumer's imaginary family that he bases all of his policy decisions on was both hilarious & infuriating.
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Ian Borgstrom @ianborgstrom.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
I spent an embarrassingly long time believing that The Mighty Mighty Bosstones had never knocked on wood, and that's what they were singing about.
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Ian Borgstrom @ianborgstrom.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Well, that certainly was a perade.
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lupacabra @lupacabra.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Hey resisters, Be safe out there. Be alert and aware of your surroundings. Have a plan and a few exit strategies. Wear protective eyewear. Stay hydrated. I'm proud of you.
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Ian Borgstrom @ianborgstrom.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
If you were a villain, who would you be?
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the riddler from the batman animated series is wearing a green hat and a purple mask .
ALT: the riddler from the batman animated series is wearing a green hat and a purple mask .
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Ian Borgstrom @ianborgstrom.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Yeah, that's about right.
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Ian Borgstrom @ianborgstrom.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
My blind dog walking face first into the dandelion puffs and dragging the seeds away.
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a group of soldiers with a dog on their face and the words i 'm doing my part written below them
ALT: a group of soldiers with a dog on their face and the words i 'm doing my part written below them
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Ian Borgstrom @ianborgstrom.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Proud member of the "The Headlights Are Too Damn Bright" Party.
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Ian Borgstrom @ianborgstrom.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Papa Pizzaballa is the new Boaty McBoatface.
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Ian Borgstrom @ianborgstrom.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I would love to see Star Lord and Deadpool meet and have Wade get mad at Peter for beating him to the first f-bomb in the MCU.
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