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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛

@ian.cognician.dev
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Builder, breaker, poet, spy Diogenes in vectoragora

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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 05/10/2026
Impossible
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 04/05/2026
Peter piper picked a pack of pickle PBRs
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 13/01/2026
you keep saying that yet here we are
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 24/11/2025
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 06/11/2025
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 28/10/2025
PRs with menacing auras
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 19/10/2025
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 24/09/2025
locking in
a contented old man in a comfy outfit with a chicken standing on his head, sitting on a stoop chilling
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 23/09/2025
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 19/09/2025
you've no idea what you've created
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 29/08/2025
ya'll
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 14/08/2025
Peter Thiel as Saruman carrying the Palantir 🔮
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 08/08/2025
this is where i ship from btw
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 18/06/2025
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 23/05/2025
"When people give up their own discernment, stop seeking the truth, and depend on Al to analyze information, they will be lost."
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 05/05/2025
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 10/04/2025
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 05/04/2025
Inshallah they're putting him into the crystal
Donald Trump inside a car holding his hand up to the window like he's pleading for mercy before he's imprisoned in carbonite
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 26/02/2025
how your email finds me
a woman in a gray skirt suit aiming an AR-15 at her computer in 1998
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 08/12/2024
Chalk graffiti with the words "I WILL NEVER LOG OFF" found on a concrete column in a parking garage
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 08/12/2024
No, your honor, I said I was 'anarch-ish'
George Santos serving absolute cunt in the house of representatives sitting with his fingers steepled like he's plotting the downfall of the State
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 07/12/2024
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 05/12/2024
Tapping the sign again
Aldous Huxley quote: "To be able to destroy with good conscience, to be able to behave badly and call your bad behavior righteous indignation -- this is the height of psychological luxury, the most delicious of moral treats."
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 02/12/2024
You are sheltering delusions that a city can be affordable and economically vibrant without building housing are you not
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 02/12/2024
the office meme but jim says "bikes. beers. butlerian jihad."
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 01/12/2024
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 26/11/2024
A cropped advertisement for a "lace safety vest" novelty lingerie. The ad copy says "Be Visible", struck through in favor of "Be Unforgettable"
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 16/11/2024
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 14/11/2024
Many such cases
Invalid Handle
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 14/11/2024
whyyyyyy
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 14/11/2024
If any of these people are your representatives, call them and encourage them to release the Ethics report on Matt Gaetz
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 26/08/2024
Hell yea
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 14/02/2024
"I promise I won't get political" three regional farmhouse sour ales later:
henry george wearing pit vipers
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 26/12/2023
This would fix me
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 29/10/2023
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 25/09/2023
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 05/09/2023
we used to be a proper country
circa 1970s ford pickup with a 2 seater cab and a long ass bed for HAULING STUFF
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 25/08/2023
Please try to enjoy each clock equally
Ms Casey from Severance
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 23/08/2023
"Users mostly hate chronological feeds"
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 22/08/2023
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 22/08/2023
2 followers
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 21/08/2023
muzzy has done it again
a still from Muzzy in Gondoland, depicting a large furry creature called Muzzy eating a clock at a picnic with a fork and knife
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 19/08/2023
logging on
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 19/08/2023
I'm not sure if the transparency will persist through bluesky but here goes
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 19/08/2023
Meesa here on Otoh Gunga
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 19/08/2023
How I sleep knowing The Enemy is ontologically evil and there is no act against them which is wrong
A small kitten tucked into bed, sleeping soundly, very cozy, unperturbed, etc.
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 16/08/2023
Fuck it. Remember what they (General Motors) took from you
A pair of stills from Lawton, Oklahoma showing several blocks of densely-constructed buildings having been demolished between 1916 and 2022, mostly replaced by parking space for huge stores.
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 08/08/2023
Ordering BBQ in Western NC
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 01/08/2023
A man on his deathbed, to his family surrounding him, laments: "I wish I'd delivered more value to shareholders."
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 01/08/2023
Cyberpunk tried to warn you this would happen
A cyberpunk protagonist stands in for the genre, firing its thematic underpinnings as bullets from his futuristic handgun: "Class disparity is bad", "We should improve society somewhat", "Unrestrained capitalism leads to destruction", "Transhumanism is the next step in evolution but must be approached cautiously", "We should probably stop our hedonistic expansion before it destroys the planet", "We must adjust to the rapidly changing future to sustain our lifestyles and species". A subject observes this character and exclaims "WOW!! Cool future!!" while these themes pass right over the subject's head.
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