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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛

@ian.cognician.dev
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Builder, breaker, poet, spy Diogenes in vectoragora

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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 13/12/2024
They should invent a solution that doesn't create a new problem
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 13/05/2026
AI companies: Software engineering is dead and we have killed it. By the way we are hiring software engineers.
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 04/05/2026
Peter piper picked a pack of pickle PBRs
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 09/03/2026
They say I'm doing too much but I think they're not doing enough
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 03/03/2026
Sorry I didn't respond to your text I was in a SCIF
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 13/01/2026
you keep saying that yet here we are
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 18/06/2025
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 26/11/2025
Surely if I had one more gadget I would be fixed
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 24/11/2025
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 21/11/2025
(Slavoj Zizek voice) Raise hell praise Dale and so on
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 13/11/2025
oh the misery every single nimby is my enemy
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 06/11/2025
We are the spawn of the frogs you couldn't boil
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 06/11/2025
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 28/10/2025
PRs with menacing auras
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 14/10/2025
pleased to announce my career transition to monitoring the situation fulltime
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 11/10/2025
The frog concerns himself with the boiling waters
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 03/10/2025
Muttering in Simlish barely audible
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 24/09/2025
locking in
a contented old man in a comfy outfit with a chicken standing on his head, sitting on a stoop chilling
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 19/09/2025
you've no idea what you've created
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 10/09/2025
maybe it's a good day to log off for a while
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 01/09/2025
regina georgism
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 29/08/2025
ya'll
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 10/08/2025
vibe codeine
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 08/08/2025
this is where i ship from btw
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 26/02/2025
how your email finds me
a woman in a gray skirt suit aiming an AR-15 at her computer in 1998
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 18/06/2025
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 21/05/2025
pretty bleak that the only senate bill i can think of to ever pass unanimously is something as stupid as no tax on tips
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 05/05/2025
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 21/04/2025
vibe so atrocious it killed the pope
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 17/04/2025
Chairman Powell as the great red sun dot jpeg
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 10/04/2025
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 10/04/2025
Hey does anyone know if extremely volatile import tax rates are good for business? Asking for a friend of mine who is a global economy
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 06/04/2025
I'm trying to write some jokes about tariffs but they don't fucking work
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 05/04/2025
Inshallah they're putting him into the crystal
Donald Trump inside a car holding his hand up to the window like he's pleading for mercy before he's imprisoned in carbonite
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 06/03/2025
the democrats need a tea party
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 28/02/2025
Zelensky gotta be the most righteously furious man on the planet rn
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 26/02/2025
republicans looking at the budget deficit: double it and give it to the next congress
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 26/02/2025
how your email finds me
a woman in a gray skirt suit aiming an AR-15 at her computer in 1998
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Surely this new video won't make me seem like a crank. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEJp...
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Algorithms are breaking how we think
YouTube video by Technology Connections
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 22/08/2023
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 09/01/2025
That one friend who's too woke
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 14/12/2024
They should invent a whistleblower that doesn't fucking die
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 13/12/2024
They should invent a solution that doesn't create a new problem
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 13/12/2024
Guy who supports Hay'at Tahrir al-Sham for their urban land use policy
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 10/12/2024
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 09/12/2024
there are decades where nothing ever happens and there are weeks where some things happen
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 08/12/2024
Chalk graffiti with the words "I WILL NEVER LOG OFF" found on a concrete column in a parking garage
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 08/12/2024
Without a drafts folder I'm reduced to deleting and reposting my shit posts with each revision. Apologies to the none of you who read them.
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 08/12/2024
No, your honor, I said I was 'anarch-ish'
George Santos serving absolute cunt in the house of representatives sitting with his fingers steepled like he's plotting the downfall of the State
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Ian🕯️🐦‍⬛ @ian.cognician.dev · 07/12/2024
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