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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

the product we make is going to do tremendous damage soon and no you cannot make us stop or hold us accountable in any way how silly of you

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

heard REM on the oldies station today, now researching senior living facilities

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

i think talarico is probably going to lose anyway. also think he made a huge mistake that will cost him votes with his trans athletes comments. i also think that if he is elected, his views will "evolve" in office. he made a calculation, in my view a bad one, definitely a morally weak one.

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

IF there is a historic wipeout at the polls for gop, i predict tr*mp will be impeached and removed -- probably at the instigation of some gop members

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

a dental school with sports teams should use the team name "bite wings"

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

only THIS time, the american administration is on the side of the n*zis

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

saw my first pro-paxton ad on tv today. it's all talarico is a commie who is working for china.

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

my mother told me a story about driving me and my friend bill to baseball practice circa 5th grade/1978. i explained black holes to him the whole ride, him listening quietly. he finally asked, how do you know this? "oh, i read it in reader's digest." bill, wide-eyed: wow, you read reader's digest??

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

stop calling him 'freedom.' he gives nobody else the courtesy of using their chosen names, don't give it to him.

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

when tr*mp was in military school, the other boys teased him for not having a girlfriend. "i have a girlfriend!" he cried, "she's ... uh ... up in canada right now!" then he desparately searched for any girl in canada willing to pretend to be his girlfriend, but found none. and here were are.

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

the pee tape was never real. the poo tape is all too real.

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

only talarico ad i've seen on youtube so far is him begging for money. seems like that would turn off as many people as it would entice to donate. but what do i know. i'm not a professional political consultant. (seems like a misstep from a pol whose instincts are usually pretty good.)

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

my wife recently had hysteroscopy surgery, a 20-30 minute procedure that is often done in obgyn surgical center, but hers was done in a hospital OR. her gynecologist billed the insurance company $1000 for performing the surgery. two anesthesiologists billed $3000 each. the hospital billed $52,000.

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

my mother in kerrville reported 11.2 inches of rain from midnight to ~6 a.m.

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

looking forward to argentina-england, the second-best soccer matchup of the day

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

1990 was almost 40 years ago

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

@alexiscoe.bsky.social what kind of accent did g. washington have, as best we (by which i mean you) can surmise?

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

don't understand why the world cup announcers keep talking about "MMMBop," but, whatever, good for Hanson

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

is an ankle monitor a red flag?

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

the lunatics, i mean dissenters on scotus did everything but call for the re-establishment of white citizens councils

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

i have very bad news for everyone (including me) who loathes mandatory hydration breaks: they will become a permanent part of soccer going forward because they allow for more moneymaking opportunities.

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

gawd let's hope this isn't the opening line to a horror novel

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

we finally found something republicans are NOT screaming about using ivermectin for, and whaddya know, it's a parasitic worm

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

my regular coffee place was closed this morning. had to go to dunkin donuts, like an animal

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

the spurs haven't won since wemby made the team watch 'obsession'

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

got an offer to get discovery+ streaming app free. looked to see what shows are on it. they should change the name to 'all the stuff that made you stop watching tv +'

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

hey i'm in tunguska, massachusetts, and you wouldn't believe the boom i just he

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

wonder if i'm the only person alive who eats funyons with a spoon

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

The physical transformation Chris Evans pulled off in "Captain America: The First Avenger" -- making himself tiny and skeletal and then super-buff -- is more impressive than anything De Niro ever did. And yet nobody ever talks about it.

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

nwsl will be to liga mx femenil as mls is to liga mx within five years. (unless nwsl abolishes the salary cap)

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Paul's voice has been shot for ~15 years and continues getting weaker. But look at any concert clip and you'll see the same thing: those in attendance don't care. Every concert is an explosion of communal joy. And meanwhile, he keeps writing great songs and making great records.

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

the mccartney influence on harry styles is large

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

folks, if the ballroom or arch really get built, they ain't coming down. i don't thing ensuing admins will tear them down. rename them, perhaps, rededicate them. but they'll be there to stay.

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

clue on jeopardy tonight was about u.s. immigration being cut to just 7.500 in 2025, and ken added, "oddly, almost all from south africa." ken obviously knows why, but only a tiny % of americans do, or are aware of this at all, and if you state the obvious reason why most will think you're nuts.

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

centerfold in next month's issue of 'tomcat' magazine #cats #catsky

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

mushrooms are not non-fungible

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

there is a 100-percent certainty that american "conservatives" are going to schism and create their own "catholic" church

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

american conservative catholics have been on the road to a schism for a long time. it just drew a lot closer. and tr*mp might actually become pope of *that* religion.

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

dems really -- really really really -- need to start continuously referring to tr*mp as that loser, and to all the republicans enabling him, and all those "conservatives" preaching hate and violence, as those weirdos and freaks. constant use of unamerican and anti-american to please.

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Jack: Hey, let's run off behind those shady trees, dribble off those Bobby Brooks, let me do what I please? Diane: Life goes on, long after the thrill of living is gone. Jack: Okayyyy. Is that a 'yes'?

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

@wagesofwins.bsky.social who would you take No. 1 in the wnba draft?

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

they should put "i will beat geno's ass" on t-shirts

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Man after teleporting to Waffle House: I have teleported to Waffle House! Kid behind counter: Sir, this is an Arby's

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

dark chocolate is the kale of chocolate

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

uconn played terrible in that first half and still up 8. but they won't get away it against sc, ucla or tx

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

mamdani is the best democratic politician *at politicking* since bill clinton's heyday

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

local news station promoing its lead anchor's podcast where she talks to a guy who is shown saying those UFO cases that aren't aliens are probably demons.

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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

@charlesgaba.com got an fundraising email in TX from mike duggan that began its pitch, "the democratic party used to love me, now they hate me." uhhhh.... you're talking to the wrong guy pal

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