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@iamunknownuser.bsky.social
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I've been asked "Why haven't you used descriptors of yourself for your profile" My answer is... All you need to know about me are in my posts and replies... TA DAH

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 20h
Out of everything people can be afraid of, imagine how much of a pussy you have to be, to be afraid of books Well, I guess some of them can be scary, but come on, that's what reading under the covers with a flashlight is for! Afraid of books? My suggestion, educate yourself by reading more books 📚
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Banned Books Week®
October 4–10, 2026
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 22h
Mr. Rule of Law! ⚖️ There goes my hero ⚖️ Watch him as he goes ⚖️ Truth or consequence, say it aloud ⚖️ Use that evidence, race it around Thank Goodness for Jack Smith... he's my favorite Super Hero!
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Foo Fighters - My Hero (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by foofightersVEVO
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 22h
WOW, it looks like Santa Barbara is going all in for sunsets as well this Halloween! It's a good thing you were there for this one, otherwise I wouldn't have believed it 👍 🎃 I can't wait to see what they have in store for Christmas 🎅
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 22h
Survival, ones legacy, and what we leave behind, were lives destroyed or enriched because we walked this planet? I think about that from time to time, and my hope is, that anyone who knew me/us was better for it in some way
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 23h
Once again my fool proof plan to get rich has been foiled by the Super Lotto Quick Pick system of picking numbers, I suspect a conspiracy 🤣 I am very happy for the two people who did win $21,319. But come on CA Lottery, there is 60M in the pot, enough for everyone, throw us all a bone or million 🦴😆
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did Earth somehow get pulled closer to the Sun since yesterday? You know it's hot when the Sun has set, you open the front door and the breeze hits you like you just opened the preheated oven door 🔥 Holy moly... well, at least it's a dry heat 🔥
Sun setting through the clouds
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hopefully no wine was wasted, we can't have that, not even a drop 🥂
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That Einstein is probably in the Ohana Walmart which is off Ohana Boulevard in the Ohana Mall off Ohana Court right next to the Ohana Bar & Grill, which is known for their famous Ohana Burger
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ICYMI: Moving forward any lie, any ridiculous Executive Order, basically any stupid fucking thing coming out of this Administration will be henceforth known as... Super Califragilisticexpialidocious *There's a song, dance, movie and everything, so it must be true!
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious - FULL SONG (Clip) | Mary Poppins (1964) | TCM
YouTube video by Turner Classic Movies
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Serendipity! SERIOUSLY... Lucky You!
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@happychick3.bsky.social got to meet my all time favorite Super Hero... Mr. Rule of Law! 💙
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How WONDERFUL❣️ 🫂🫂 I'm hugging you both so hard right now 🫂🫂
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is exactly what I'm thinking and doing in my head at any given moment! Boring meeting💃 Dumb conversation💃 Dealing with imbeciles💃 Waiting in a long line💃 Being put on hold for the 3rd time💃 Basically I'm just one thought away from breaking out in a crazy dance move... just ask my friends💃
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
1st, YOU ROCK 70! 2nd, WTF happened him? Time to retire 'Kid' from his moniker... Kid Rock is more like WTF crawled out from under that rock!
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Google Maps is using Trump SI and asking it to update from United Shates of America (Trumps older version) to his newer Unites State By the time it's all done I expect we'll all be living in the United America State States aka UASS
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Occasionally I go down some rabbit holes So, I've been watching For All Mankind, then I got to thinking about space, if you think about it we're all really spacemen, WOW the first moonwalk, so cool I remember that, I was 9 and I didn't really appreciate it at the time And that's how I got here...
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Bill Bailey Amazing Tap Dance | 1950s Moonwalking before Michael Jackson
YouTube video by Variety & Co
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah, so I got a few extra... what of it #Caturday
A Front Cover Design for 'Me and My Pussies' 1924 by Honor C. Appleton
(Pen, Black Ink and Watercolour)

The illustration is of a young girl, standing with a black cat under her right arm and a calico cat under her left, there is a small kitten on the ground slightly behind her. The girl has a short black hair that is in a bob, she's wearing a short aqua colored shift dress, white ankle socks and black mary jane shoes.
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Absolutely! I'm like the Black Knight, this would be nothing more than my well thought out weight loss plan! And it only cost me an arm, another arm, a leg and the other leg that was causing me problems anyway... Win Win... 🍋... Lemonade 🤣
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The Hilarious Black Knight Battle | Monty Python’s Holy Grail Classic Scene
YouTube video by Quick Comedy Takes
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's the hardest thing to do sometimes, especially when the comeback would be such a good one!
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm feeling nostalgic for almost any year prior to this one, the year I got divorced was better than this... how I long for that divorce year 🤣 the good old days 🤣
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Schmitt: Admit it, it was YOU who stole the funds to buy the beans, with the intention to steal the Golden Goose from the Giants castle in the clouds Smith: If I recall my childhood nursery rhymes and stories, I believe you are thinking of Jack and the Beanstock
Eric Schmitt and Jack SmithAbbott & Costello movie still from their rendition of Jack and the Beanstalk
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🎶Swing your partner round and round 🎶Kick him in the nuts and watch him fall down 🎶If he tries to get up just kick him again 🎶You know your job is done when he's squawking like a hen Life skills... I have absolutely no problem with that 💃🥷
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
At least you have a gig this Saturday 😎 LUCKY 🍀
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Melania: Mi mama she tell me 'Melania, u no need to speek bcuz u pretty' Now vit dis book, I finaly prove her rong! Be Best America, it iz nevr tu late tu learnz! TY Melania, I'm sure your words of encouragement would mean something to all the dumdums out there if only they could read
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me: Whatchya doing Juliet? You: Nothing to see here Me: You: 🙂
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
By your Posts I feel that you are on a tear👍 I think maybe planting the tiles I - D - E - A is a good idea💡Then sit back with your favorite libation, coax those tiles with some water, loving thoughts, play some music, and then see if they grow into a Novel Tree If anything, it would be funny!
The game BANANAGRAMS
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🎃🍬 Trick or Treat... YES to both, please 🍬🎃 🎃 I'm looking forward to this Halloween, because I can't wait to see all the versions of Dolly Parton and Tim Curry characters that will cross my doorstep 🎃 We honor them, by remembering them
Dolly Parton in different stages of her life, wearing a variety of outfits Tim Curry in hair and makeup for many of his characters throughout the years
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Here is a riveting excerpt from Melania's Audio Book; 'I meik da Inglish look ez bcuz I em da smart vun in da femilee... Be Best deer reeder' *WOW, it's going to be a page turner, I can feel it 😉
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Easy-peasy if your car is equipped with a diagonal drive I'm sure it's a simple retrofit for any car 🥸
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This Hyundai Ioniq 5 has wheels that turn sideways to crab-walk into a parking spot. #CES2024
YouTube video by The Verge
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I imagine it would be like Kim Basinger in this scene from Blind Date... very slippery
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Broken Bed Scene | BLIND DATE (1987) Movie CLIP HD
YouTube video by JoBlo Movie Clips
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think my co-worker has a thing for figurines, that, or she just likes Halloween... probably both 🎃 Every day for the past month it's been a fun reveal! Today it was the tiny ghosts 👻 OMG they are so cute, I wanna eat'm, but then I'd probably be toothless 😅 can't have that, I need my chompers 😁
My co-worker's collection of figurines
They are tiny versions of MichaelMyers/Chucky/GhostBaby/ScarecrowBaby/ScreamBaby and in front of them are tiny ghost figurines
Each day I come to work the collection seems to grow... I like it!
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
WTF do you mean 'No wimps, No Fatties, No Beardos, No Weirdos' that's all I see right here! In my mind's eye I see Hegseth franticly repeating his speech, trying so hard to get it just so, he never takes a good look in the mirror, or a good look at the people he has chosen to surround himself with
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The Future of War Is These Four Jerks, Apparently
Secretary of War Pete Hegseth has tapped Newt Gingrich, Palmer Luckey, and Elon Musk to write a report on the future of warfare.
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If men got pregnant, civilization as we know it would become extinct
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We are living in a society that allows rapists, pedophiles and abusers of all stripes to walk free, and not be held accountable for their acts of violence. It's past time to prosecute, find the guilty, guilty, and throw those criminals in prison! *Whatever beyond seething is... I am that!
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Ladies we know the play so let’s act accordingly.
YouTube video by Monte Mader
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A birthday card one of my closest friends gave me this year
'friendship is weird... you just pick a human you've met and you're like "yep, i like this one." and then you do stuff with them. i'm glad i picked you.'
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If it's your Birthday today or this month, HAPPY BIRTHDAY🎉 YAY you made it! I'm proud of you... now go out into the world, rabble rouse and stir some shit up! Take some reliable friends with you, you're gonna need them!
Front of Birthday Card:
FROM ALL OF US... SAVE THIS CARD! Years from now you can LOOK BACK at it and SAY...Inside of Birthday Card:
"Who ARE all these people?" HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Letty the shenanigans commence! 💡 Hmm... that should be a T-Shirt 🤣
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ICYMI: 'Artificial' will no longer be a part of the English language Artificial Flavoring, fuck that, it's just FLAVORING Artificial Sweetener, fuck that, it's just SWEETENER Also, you can add the word American to anything you deem 'Artificial', except for the President, he's still counterfeit
A sign that states "I MAKE STUFF UP"
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Balloob Club For Men If he's committed to the lifestyle, Elon is going to need to size up Those little lemon titties aren't gonna cut it 🍋 🍋 🎈🎈
Bryon Noem wearing his perky skewed balloon boobs
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Katie Britt channeling The Great Norma Desmond 🎭 Not bad Katie, you nailed the confused realization look!
Katie Britt during Jack Smith's testimony 9/29/26, she has a dumbfounded look on her face as she realizes Mr. Smith will have the last laugh Carol Burnett as her character Norma Desmond
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Former Senator Sharrod Brown dropped a great video ad 🔥 If you love OHIO! #VoteSharrodBrown #VOTE_BLUE
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New ad: Listen to this sh*t.
YouTube video by Sherrod Brown
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lately, at any given time, this dog is my animal spirit 🐾
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey you, yeah you, come over here... I know a guy who can hook you up with the Tooth Fairy, who just happens to be hanging out with the Easter Bunny... they'll all be hanging out over at Jimmy Hoffa's place watching Les Misérables His name? Senator Kennedy, you know from Kentucky FYI BYO Whiskey
Pic of either AI generated or an actual painting, I could never get to the bottom of it. It's of a tuxedo cate smoking a cigarette, the background is pink
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love Jack Smith's 'Ooo you got me, you got me good' look I can only imagine what was going through Jack's head during that fiasco farce of a fucking... what the hell was all that supposed to be anyway? More importantly, did they ever to the bottom of the Tooth Fairy question?
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Strength in numbers I don't condone killing... but I understand ~2004~ How the story unfolded www.theguardian.com/global-devel...
Post by @buggirl
for no particular reason i want to bring up the serial rapist in india who was continuously found guilty of his crimes because of corruption and misogyny so 200 women beat him to death on the courthouse floor. just saying
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thank you 🍁Mark Carney 🍁 you've proven once again that this is how you deal with The Donald... you laugh at his cockamamie bullshit because Trump is a total joke! Now when you look up 'laughingstock' in the dictionary there is only a picture of Donald Trump
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Mark Carney's VIRAL REACTION after Trump DEMANDS a CANADIAN APOLOGY
YouTube video by Diario AS
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Senator Eric 'Gotcha' Schmitt... you know you'll prove fuck ups are like Lays potato chips... you can't stop at just one Here are a few references, in case your crack team of Columbo's need them for your next televised Gotcha Fuck Up ~Atlanta Falcones v Philadelphia Eagles ~Cabbage v Lettuce
Philadelphia Eagles v Atlanta Falcones logos on a football field backgroundCabbage on the left v Lettuce on the right
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey Schmitt, just so you know, Frank Burns doesn't hold a candle to you I'd crown you King Stupid but Trump already has that title So until I can think of something more fitting, right now how about The Grand Poo Bah of the ReDumlicans... it'll have to do Ta-ta for now, Hawkeye... over and out 🍸
Alan Alda as his MASH character Hawkeye Pierce. He's sittins down, he is wearing a white cowboy hat and is holding a plunger in one hand and a volleyball in the other
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That is Natalie Harp's spare 'Blow Up Trump Doll', she doesn't leave home without it
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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Senator Eric Schmitt... Satan's favorite idiot 😈
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