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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Well, that explains everything... I see Trump has sought the help from Lisle Von Rhuman

Isabella Rosselini as Lisle Von Rhuman and Meryl Streep as Madiline Ashton, in the movie Death Becomes Her

iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Yes Andy, we do have a lot more to worry about than this! I'd say taking advice from you is top on that list, what are you going to do anesthetize us? Taking advice from Rep. Andy Harris would be like drinking this 'plague juice', worthless, unless if all you wanted to do is get fucked up and puke🍸

'Green Russian' from my old Bartenders Guide
Fill a glass with ice
1 1/2oz Smirnoff Vodka
1/2oz Midori Melon Liqueur
Fill with milk or cream
Shake

Drink up, who knows this might cure what ails you or make you puke your guts out... 50/50

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I don't think Mitch McConnell is coming back any time soon His gig as an Elvis impersonator is just too lucrative and fun for him Break a leg Mitch, we won't miss you! In the end, maybe the 'freezing spells' finally paid off! Hmm... I wonder if he's frozen in this pose?

Driftwood art by Tamas Kanya
It looks like it could
be Elvis in a yellow jacket, holding a microphone over head in one hand and a micstand in the other

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Did Earth somehow get pulled closer to the Sun since yesterday? You know it's hot when the Sun has set, you open the front door and the breeze hits you like you just opened the preheated oven door 🔥 Holy moly... well, at least it's a dry heat 🔥

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Schmitt: Admit it, it was YOU who stole the funds to buy the beans, with the intention to steal the Golden Goose from the Giants castle in the clouds Smith: If I recall my childhood nursery rhymes and stories, I believe you are thinking of Jack and the Beanstock

Abbott & Costello movie still from their rendition of Jack and the Beanstalk

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

By your Posts I feel that you are on a tear👍 I think maybe planting the tiles I - D - E - A is a good idea💡Then sit back with your favorite libation, coax those tiles with some water, loving thoughts, play some music, and then see if they grow into a Novel Tree If anything, it would be funny!

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

🎃🍬 Trick or Treat... YES to both, please 🍬🎃 🎃 I'm looking forward to this Halloween, because I can't wait to see all the versions of Dolly Parton and Tim Curry characters that will cross my doorstep 🎃 We honor them, by remembering them

Dolly Parton in different stages of her life, wearing a variety of outfits

Tim Curry in hair and makeup for many of his characters throughout the years

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I think my co-worker has a thing for figurines, that, or she just likes Halloween... probably both 🎃 Every day for the past month it's been a fun reveal! Today it was the tiny ghosts 👻 OMG they are so cute, I wanna eat'm, but then I'd probably be toothless 😅 can't have that, I need my chompers 😁

My co-worker's collection of figurines
They are tiny versions of MichaelMyers/Chucky/GhostBaby/ScarecrowBaby/ScreamBaby and in front of them are tiny ghost figurines
Each day I come to work the collection seems to grow... I like it!

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If it's your Birthday today or this month, HAPPY BIRTHDAY🎉 YAY you made it! I'm proud of you... now go out into the world, rabble rouse and stir some shit up! Take some reliable friends with you, you're gonna need them!

Front of Birthday Card:
FROM ALL OF US... SAVE THIS CARD! Years from now you can LOOK BACK at it and SAY...

Inside of Birthday Card:
"Who ARE all these people?" HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

ICYMI: 'Artificial' will no longer be a part of the English language Artificial Flavoring, fuck that, it's just FLAVORING Artificial Sweetener, fuck that, it's just SWEETENER Also, you can add the word American to anything you deem 'Artificial', except for the President, he's still counterfeit

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Katie Britt channeling The Great Norma Desmond 🎭 Not bad Katie, you nailed the confused realization look!

Katie Britt during Jack Smith's testimony 9/29/26, she has a dumbfounded look on her face as she realizes Mr. Smith will have the last laugh

Carol Burnett as her character Norma Desmond

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hey you, yeah you, come over here... I know a guy who can hook you up with the Tooth Fairy, who just happens to be hanging out with the Easter Bunny... they'll all be hanging out over at Jimmy Hoffa's place watching Les Misérables His name? Senator Kennedy, you know from Kentucky FYI BYO Whiskey

Pic of either AI generated or an actual painting, I could never get to the bottom of it. It's of a tuxedo cate smoking a cigarette, the background is pink

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I love Jack Smith's 'Ooo you got me, you got me good' look I can only imagine what was going through Jack's head during that fiasco farce of a fucking... what the hell was all that supposed to be anyway? More importantly, did they ever to the bottom of the Tooth Fairy question?

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Strength in numbers I don't condone killing... but I understand ~2004~ How the story unfolded www.theguardian.com/global-devel...

Post by @buggirl
for no particular reason i want to bring up the serial rapist in india who was continuously found guilty of his crimes because of corruption and misogyny so 200 women beat him to death on the courthouse floor. just saying

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Senator Eric 'Gotcha' Schmitt... you know you'll prove fuck ups are like Lays potato chips... you can't stop at just one Here are a few references, in case your crack team of Columbo's need them for your next televised Gotcha Fuck Up ~Atlanta Falcones v Philadelphia Eagles ~Cabbage v Lettuce

Philadelphia Eagles v Atlanta Falcones logos on a football field background

Cabbage on the left v Lettuce on the right

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hey Schmitt, just so you know, Frank Burns doesn't hold a candle to you I'd crown you King Stupid but Trump already has that title So until I can think of something more fitting, right now how about The Grand Poo Bah of the ReDumlicans... it'll have to do Ta-ta for now, Hawkeye... over and out 🍸

Alan Alda as his MASH character Hawkeye Pierce. He's sittins down, he is wearing a white cowboy hat and is holding a plunger in one hand and a volleyball in the other

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 💙 AWESOME 💙 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

'RESIST' by Les LaRue
A colorful, rainbow-like bullseye occupies the filling of large, serif block lettering which spells out: “RESIST.” A black background pushes forward the colors yellow, blue, pink, brown, green, and dark blue that make up the bullsey

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The usual Republican suspects interrogated Jack Smith The Walking Dead guy The chewing his cud guy The don't have the facts guy The indignant chick The explain toll records guy The F'n Ted Cruz guy The faux Graham chick The very mad pencil neck guy The Cabbage Heads www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCT7...

The picture is of a bunch of cabbage heads

Listening to Jack Smith, the former special counsel who brought criminal charges against Donald Trump, testify once again before the Senate Judiciary Committee about the same old bullshit, was comedy gold! I think the Republicans dust off the same script, because I think they think it works... it does not, they sounded (once again) like idiots

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is his brain... and this is his brain on drugs *Comrade Trump... bought and paid for by the USSR

A still photo from Trump latest bullshit Ad. Underneath the statement is *Paid for by the US Government

With my phone, I made the photo look like a Andy Warhol photo/painting

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I'm thinking his name might be, Wazzup 'Cockeye' Patel Between the two of them, they make... ah forget it... that's one crazy looking motherfucker

Wazzup 'Cockeye' Patel... not his real name, but it may as well be

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If gas prices get any higher, I may have to break out my book of incantations so I can start these babies up again They've been in the closet for so long, they might be out of juice, I'll start with the sports broom first and go from there If you hear a crash outside, it's only me... 👋 HI 👋

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You may as well debate a sack of potatoes... at least they are more useful than Ken Paxton ever would be

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Batten down the hatches and lower the mizzen mast, it's gonna get crazy real soon! Was that a jelly fish or is someone missing their boob implant?

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Hello it is I, Rosanne Rosannadanna, filling in for the entire world news, because they won't tell you like it is, but I WILL! In a nutshell, Trump is gonna do some shit, he's gonna get away with that shit, and then that bloated orange so and so won't be held accountable! That's it have a good day!

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

@teamtalaricohq.bsky.social here are some possible stand-ins for Ken Paxton... just in case ~Sac'O'Flour, vying for any job, now that its gig as substitute baby fell through ~Kenny the Potato, Paxton's stunt double ~Jabba the Rock, contact his agent soon as he's in high demand (at the WH)

A potato that looks like it really could be Ken Paxton's twin

A pointy at the top and wide all the way down and around rock, that looks like Jabba The Hutt (at least to me)

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Hey you... yeah, you... follow me to the stray cat drug den I'm not high... you are 😎

Painting by Alison Friend of a tuxedo cat having a smoke with a drink in its paw

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

In my mind's eye I see a caravan of tractor trailers going across the country, picking up all these rapist/pedophiles, they can meet in the Mojave Desert, where they run out of gas... oh well... good luck finding your way out

Broken down and turned on its side tractor trailer in the desert

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I would love to see James Talarico debate Ken Paxton, I'm sure it would be a Masterclass Debate I suspect it's never going to happen, and that's probably a good thing for Paxton, because I doubt it would go well for him It would be like, if Talarico were to debate a Potato

James Talarico, seen here at a microphone asking, 'Why am I debating Ken Paxton's stunt double... again?'
JK this is just a stock photo of James Talarico

A potato which bears a resemblance to Ken Paxton. This frowny face potato may as well be Paxton, and one good thing, you'll get more use out of a potato than you would Ken Paxton. This potato won't cheat you and if you catch it in a lie, you can just mash it.

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I've been thinking about upgrading to an FP (Foot Powered) vehicle, and got it narrowed down to these three but I'm leaning towards the Rubble mobile Who am I kidding they come as a kit $19.99 each, I may splurge and get them all Watch my dreams be crushed, another Spinal Tap Stonehenge fiasco

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Hmm... what would Howard Cosell say “Nobody can embarrass me, especially in the world of sports!” – H.C. Oh yeah? How about that guy who came up from behind and just smoked you... how about that guy?

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

When I was younger, you know... yesterday. I didn't really know what cattails were, so being an intrepid explorer & culinary wizkid, I thought, if it looks like a hotdog on a stick, it probably tastes like one too I'm here to tell you NO IT DOESN'T! Unless you like a mouthful of WTF, don't try it!

Cattail seeds exploding and spreading in the wind - blue skies and cattails in winter with seeds going into the air

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I imagine this is what 'The World According to Trump' looks like, to him and all who still follow him A flat white disc floating in space, no substance, no direction, empty promises, devoid of nuance... Trump blathering on and on into the void hoping people still believe in him

White cake pad against a blue background

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Inquiring minds want to know... Please join Kash Patel for his upcoming TED Talk 'Kashyap Yap ~ Bestiality or Bust', where all your questions will finally be answered!

Portrait of farm animals; chickens, horses, dogs and a pig. Some are in front of a fence and some behind it. It is a cloudy day, there are trees and mountains in the background.

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Good ole AI are you sure it wasn't A1, it could have been infiltrated by Linda McMahon and now it's just giving wrong information willy nilly... 😉

Robot hand holding up what looks like an AI chip

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Has anyone checked on Little Bo Peep and her flock of sheep to see if any are missing? I'm thinking anyone applying to work at the FBI and who needs a 'Service Goat', is a questionable candidate at best #SaveTheAnimalsFromTheBeasts

Vintage looking illustration of green pasture with Little Bo Peep with a flock of sheep

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Donald Trump is Earth's 15M Megawatt Data Center, sucking the Planet of all it's resources, no one and nothing is exempt We're all getting "Sucked off", if you watch the show Ghosts you'll get the reference Trump, the nothing man, all taking, no giving, a black hearted black hole #VOTE_BLUE

Earth In A Black Hole, Artwork #3 - by Mehau Kulyk
Science Photo Library

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This nowadays version of an out of control and hackable Minority Report Pre-crime system was ill thought out #FlockHasGotToGo

Still photo of Tom Cruise standing in front of high tech screens in the movie Minority Report

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Might I suggest the $11,500 Smart Toilet with Alexa & RGB LED Support, a mere pittance I would think for you intergalactic types I doubt if this dozy of a toilet will run either, although it looks like it might take off, hmm maybe a new thrown? Good luck in all your future endeavors Count Binface!

The $11,500 Smart Toilet with Alexa and RGB LED Support is Now Available for Your Home

It looks like one of those robot delivery robots... don't sit on it, it just might take roll away! I can see it now; someone drunkenly falls asleep and wakes up who knows where...
WHERE THE FUCK AM I, can be heard in 'count'less neighborhoods

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

When Trump is finally taking his labored last breaths, I hope the AI driven ventilator comes to life and does everyone a solid...ya don't want to drag things out longer than necessary The equipment is only as good as its programmer, I hope it was Melania

Trump truth, the gist of it "the only control or 'guardrails' that AI needs is a STRONG AND SMART (High IQ) PRESIDENT

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

This is what happens when Tandem Bikers break up, it's not pretty but each can go their own way 'I'm taking the basket Susan!' can be heard as Jeremy slowly tries to get his bearings and pedal away Susan on the other hand has already left... she was a unicyclist in the circus when they first met

Two people standing on pavement, straddling a blue tandem bicycle, there is a basket on the bikes front handle bars

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Coupled with another Miguel de Cervantes quote... "In every case, the remedy is to take action"... they make lovely bookends

Art Deco style bookends reading nudes Delassement by Max Le Verrier
Design 1928

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Sometimes I hate being proven wrong... I really thought Hannibal McConnell was being kept on ice in the basement, sleeping with the fishes But OK... I'll admit it, he's... alive? Now get up and take a bow Mitch, for best performance as 'Dead' in 'Frozen In Time'

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

McConnell seen here, well it may as well be him, bc real Mitch still looks frozen in time, being wheeled around like Hannibal Lecter This is what happens when we're left to our own devices and people leave the public eye with no explanation, we fend for ourselves and let our imaginations take over

Driftwood by Tamas Kanya

It reminded me of Mitch McConnell face as he was being wheeled off into a van headed for DC. Mitch looks like a shell of himself and frozen in time. From reports I've heard, McConnell didn't expect to be peppered with so many questions from reporters upon his return, he thought people would just leave him be. FU Mitch, this is exactly what you deserve, people bothering you to your grave.

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

And here I thought I had issues... I'm thinking this little guy must have them because of book bans 📚 #Libraries_Rock 📚 #Librarians_Rule 📚 #Read_More_Books 📚 #Knowledge_Is_Power 📚 #When_In_Doubt_Ask_A_Librarian 📚 #Libraries_One_Of_The_1st_Data_Centers

A customer put this on the counter of the La Mesa Library's Bookstore. It's a copy of 'This book has issues' Adventures in Popular Psychology - by Christian Jarrett and Joanhah Ginsburg. I snapped a photo of it before it was purchased and whisked away. The cover is a light olive green and above the title is a dark navy blue chaise lounge chair.

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