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joel

@iamthewalnut.bsky.social
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Back when i was younger i was someone you’d have liked.

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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Weird choice to come out to Love like Winter but who am i to judge
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Penelope, post bath!
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I feel like you and Ken would be besties irl
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I love Bluesky. Full of the biggest collection of nerds who don’t realize that neither Ireland nor Poland qualified for the 2026 World Cup; neither are willingly boycotting. 😅
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
This is AI slop
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
This is gonna be a meetcute, isn’t it?
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Because the Browns are soooooo stupid
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Heartbreaking man
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Funny how Matthew Tkachuk can be such a raging asshole on the ice yet he leads the way in carrying the Johnny Gaudreau jersey in all that USA hockey does.
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
That’s former St Louis Blue Tage Thompson!
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
That was a horrific humiliation ritual for team Canada. Had to stay on the ice for 20 minutes before hand shake line. Had to watch team USA plow their mothers on live TV while they waited for their shitty silver medals. God damn those are the most miserable men on the planet.
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I’m curious why this same treatment is never applied to CJ Stroud. It’s always “his O Line blows ass BUT… he should be better” and not “he got the shit kicked out of him because of a weak offense and a terrible O Line.”
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
And tied for the best in 5 on 5!
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Filthy!
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Gotta get them on a team!
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
In little league baseball practice, the coach’s shit ass son tripped me as i was rounding second and was pointing and laughing at me, so i got up and kicked that kid in the nuts as hard as i could (and soccer was my first sport!)
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Oh man i thought Bluesky was peak Bluesky after the Kendrick halftime show… this is a new level.
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Evergreen
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Holds the record for most gold gloves. That’s nuts.
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I’ve never seen more professional athletes look so waifish as NHL players tho.
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
That Ramiel scream tho
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Yea that’s what i saw, blocked a puck and then was on the bench with Ray. Didn’t see today if that was confirmed or not though. The hell happened to Kyrou???
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Got beaned hard with a puck, hopefully it’s minor. Blues can’t afford to lose anyone with how bad we already are lol.
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
It’s the obviously nervous water glug right before answering that really makes this hilarious.
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I can’t believe Klaus is gone 😭
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Ryan Day moving in silence like the g in lasagna.
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Supposedly Dylan says he’s fine being a backup… the kid is a boob either way.
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
“Yea well my dog isn’t aggressive” yes well my Frenchton is an alpha and she picks fights, i keep her on a leash to avoid such troubles. Been down this road too many times with unleashed dogs.
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
8M AAV is SOLID. I hope Stone didn’t just slew foot his ACL, and I’m glad Schenn fucked him up!!
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
It’s the perfect schroedinger paradox. If you think you do: you don’t. It’s easier to accept that you don’t (you do)
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Fuck you Harley-Jarvis!!!!
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
1x2, fires, cauldrons. All that.
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Are you threatening to shave my head? These locks WILL NOT YIELD
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
@jasonkpargin.bsky.social i love your posts about writing books, and i have a question about how you format the writing as such! Can i DM you on the same? (Promise, not tempting you to read my works!)
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
What the fork are you talking about? Take a breath, go outside, the world is not so terrible. Not everything is regarding your infatuation with American politics.
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Have you seen my hair? Um it’s glorious!
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Well, just to let you know, since you don’t read well, the Inquisitors were always the bad guys. So to style yourself off the bad guys is a choice. Just say “I’m a weird bald Darth Vader wanna be who hasn’t been outside in 14 years.” It’s fine, we accept you (we don’t).
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
😂😂 you are such a stereotype and no one takes you seriously. This is amazing!
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
This is the lamest thing I’ve ever read. Oh my god my eyes are bleeding from how bad this joke is.
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Oh baby, the grand inquisitor antifa? Brother please touch grass and get a life. You are the final boss of giant dorks.
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
It’s hilarious how all you try hards on Bluesky basically say “i don’t care if you’re gay just don’t let me see it!” but substitute sexuality with religion lol.
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Human instrumentality!!
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
The inability of blue sky users to not make this about politics is very on brand for bluesky
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Miami D Ends are wrecking through two drives too. Sayin is getting like 2 seconds to throw
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
“That defense got a turnover? Huh. They practice tackling and gap discipline, but i never see them practicing THE SINGLE MOST IMPACTFUL THING A DEFENSE CAN DO.”
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I wish i had the personality of a cat!
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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Skyfall is so underrated! I think it gets lumped in with quantum too much and is overlooked.
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