joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Weird choice to come out to Love like Winter but who am i to judge 000
joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I love Bluesky. Full of the biggest collection of nerds who don’t realize that neither Ireland nor Poland qualified for the 2026 World Cup; neither are willingly boycotting. 😅 110
joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Funny how Matthew Tkachuk can be such a raging asshole on the ice yet he leads the way in carrying the Johnny Gaudreau jersey in all that USA hockey does. 070
joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 22/02/2026That was a horrific humiliation ritual for team Canada. Had to stay on the ice for 20 minutes before hand shake line. Had to watch team USA plow their mothers on live TV while they waited for their shitty silver medals. God damn those are the most miserable men on the planet. 051
joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 22/02/2026I’m curious why this same treatment is never applied to CJ Stroud. It’s always “his O Line blows ass BUT… he should be better” and not “he got the shit kicked out of him because of a weak offense and a terrible O Line.” 010
joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 18/02/2026In little league baseball practice, the coach’s shit ass son tripped me as i was rounding second and was pointing and laughing at me, so i got up and kicked that kid in the nuts as hard as i could (and soccer was my first sport!) 020
joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Oh man i thought Bluesky was peak Bluesky after the Kendrick halftime show… this is a new level. 000
joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 06/02/2026I’ve never seen more professional athletes look so waifish as NHL players tho. 000
joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Yea that’s what i saw, blocked a puck and then was on the bench with Ray. Didn’t see today if that was confirmed or not though. The hell happened to Kyrou??? 110
joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Got beaned hard with a puck, hopefully it’s minor. Blues can’t afford to lose anyone with how bad we already are lol. 120
joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 28/01/2026It’s the obviously nervous water glug right before answering that really makes this hilarious. 000
joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Supposedly Dylan says he’s fine being a backup… the kid is a boob either way. 000
joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 11/01/2026media.tenor.coma man wearing glasses and a yellow shirt makes a funny faceALT: a man wearing glasses and a yellow shirt makes a funny face 000
joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 11/01/2026“Yea well my dog isn’t aggressive” yes well my Frenchton is an alpha and she picks fights, i keep her on a leash to avoid such troubles. Been down this road too many times with unleashed dogs. 000
joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 11/01/20268M AAV is SOLID. I hope Stone didn’t just slew foot his ACL, and I’m glad Schenn fucked him up!! 010
joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 11/01/2026It’s the perfect schroedinger paradox. If you think you do: you don’t. It’s easier to accept that you don’t (you do) 000
joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Are you threatening to shave my head? These locks WILL NOT YIELD 100
joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 04/01/2026@jasonkpargin.bsky.social i love your posts about writing books, and i have a question about how you format the writing as such! Can i DM you on the same? (Promise, not tempting you to read my works!) 010
joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 04/01/2026What the fork are you talking about? Take a breath, go outside, the world is not so terrible. Not everything is regarding your infatuation with American politics. 020
joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Well, just to let you know, since you don’t read well, the Inquisitors were always the bad guys. So to style yourself off the bad guys is a choice. Just say “I’m a weird bald Darth Vader wanna be who hasn’t been outside in 14 years.” It’s fine, we accept you (we don’t). 160
joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 03/01/2026😂😂 you are such a stereotype and no one takes you seriously. This is amazing! 160
joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 03/01/2026This is the lamest thing I’ve ever read. Oh my god my eyes are bleeding from how bad this joke is. 100
joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Oh baby, the grand inquisitor antifa? Brother please touch grass and get a life. You are the final boss of giant dorks. 190
joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 02/01/2026It’s hilarious how all you try hards on Bluesky basically say “i don’t care if you’re gay just don’t let me see it!” but substitute sexuality with religion lol. 670
joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Human instrumentality!!media.tenor.coma close up of a man wearing glasses with the words kettle-mug-coffee-rain written belowALT: a close up of a man wearing glasses with the words kettle-mug-coffee-rain written below 000
joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 02/01/2026The inability of blue sky users to not make this about politics is very on brand for bluesky 4601
joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Miami D Ends are wrecking through two drives too. Sayin is getting like 2 seconds to throw 010
joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 29/12/2025media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says channel 4 news team .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says channel 4 news team . 010
joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 28/12/2025“That defense got a turnover? Huh. They practice tackling and gap discipline, but i never see them practicing THE SINGLE MOST IMPACTFUL THING A DEFENSE CAN DO.” 000
joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Skyfall is so underrated! I think it gets lumped in with quantum too much and is overlooked. 130