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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

If you want me to consume your content, stop making accessing your content a fucking chore I will absolutely pay for a sports streaming service for just my teams (including nationally televised games, which means the postseason). I will not pay Apple to watch the Mariners 4 times a year.

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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Smited by Steve Largent's righteous fury

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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I had this shirt in middle school if you want to know how cool I am

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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I am never going to get over that trade. All for a wannabe cop that never showed up for work

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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I'm just saying it's inevitable, like the sun rising in the east

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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I never root for injuries, but I'm not going to be sad when the Niners end the season out of space on their injured reserve list

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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I am 19% serious about making Drew Lock the starter if Sam can't get his shit together

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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Be a tourist in your own home babes

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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

If this game is any kind of silver lining, it's that this team is still the best in the league as soon as they play a complete game

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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Just so incredibly frustrating to watch the sloppiness on offense. Can't hold onto the ball. Can't protect. Just bad all around.

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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

The Seahawks should be 1-1 this week.

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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Not sure why no time out to save the two minute warning

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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The Seahawks have held the Niners to 99 pass yards in 3 quarters. Just astounding work

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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

At least they've only had 2 penalties this game

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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Shaheed can't possibly be any worse than Wilson or Holani.

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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Maybe they should bring in a former coach that was all about the ball

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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The Seahawks are beating the Seahawks 21-13

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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Seems oddly aggressive for Brock Purdy

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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Dipshit ahead of us wearing pervert smart glasses isn't helping

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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Good morning. Beautiful day to beat some ass

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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

You know what I'll wear this L with pride

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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Jacksonville you fucking clowns lmao

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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

A 3rd and 20 and you throw the 3 yard swing pass they deserve to lose

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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Jacksonville doing all it can to kick their fans in the nuts aren't they

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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Glad Big Cat is gonna be in the game. I haven't played halfback since flag football as a 9 year old, but I think I could get hurt really bad if they needed me

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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Think about those avocados when you aren't able to afford a house

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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Hold on gonna rewatch him pitch a no-hitter in Toronto

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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Hi Asians. Asian here. No matter what white people tell you, you will never be as good as white people. Being called "one of the good ones" doesn't make you white or better than anybody else. You will always be not white to them.

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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I can't believe I lived long enough to see computer hardware become a hedge against inflation

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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The Devil Makes Three - Do Wrong Right, if you don't mind bluegrass type Americana

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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Yes haha but I think that screenshot was back when he was playing for Minnesota

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