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Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Apparently they arrested a dwarf who was a member of the fortune telling club the other day but he broke free 😶 Now there's a small medium at large 🤣

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Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

Everywhere 😎 you just gotta know where to look 😌

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Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

If u provide me milkshakes ill make sure my dark urges won't resurface 😤

Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

10 y/o me had an appetite for destruction for a while. i chose to untie everyone's shoelaces for 3 weeks 😈

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Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

Well now i wanna get one for myself too, give me some time to hunt it all down 😚

Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

We stan the milkshake creator's mom🙏

Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

Bless the dinosaur that died and became fossil fuel turned petrol for the car that took a lady to the hospital to give birth to whoever invented milkshakes 🥛👋

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Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

Damn so close! deffo needed more donut decorations and less glitchy fluxes 🥰

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Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

You know when i signed up for a film shooting project i didn't subject myself into becoming a test dummy for a broken flux destiny filled with hurricanes and storms 😫 at least the food was great though 😙

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Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

Look, i get that quantum karmastry is a little misunderstood, but tell me there's more to a suspicion than the 'quantums were acting dodgy" 😑

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Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

Whenever i suggest that i could be in charge of making food for the night everyone just loses their shit 😔 like c'mon it's just an extra crunchy waffle that went through a baptism of fire 😚

Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

Yeah good times when mom and pops wanted me to start working in our restaurant kitchen 🙃 i burned the food so badly that i was banned from cooking 😑

If you do dings your life will be better, good quote to live by 😤

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Bro have some faith in some of us 😐

It's a moustache face bro only funky one i could find 🤣

What doesn't kill only makes you stronger 😙

Facing opponents head-on is cooler 😙

It's a good thing he has a heart of gold, it's like a ultimate attack move nobody would suspect and he would only reserve it to the vilest of the vile 😤

Life is like spaghetti, it's hard until you make it 🥴

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Enma 😊 dude's shy but he can do mist stuff and warm fire stuff with his karmastry. just don't get on his bad side or that nice sauna of yours turns into a fart cloud 😖

Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Good thing i know someone is close enough for this, best part is he can cook up a sauna too with his powers 😊

Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Believe it or not, also very friendly and warm and huggable 😊

Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

I trust my friends to not hit me with ranged attacks during combat training because friendly fire can't hurt 😊

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Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

Good thing i got you covered then my little friend 😊

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It was either bug boy or happy camper. The first one at least sounds like a superhero name 😙

I don't like traveling with holy people. They are just too goddamned good.

*sigh* bug boy meet spider girl 😑

Bro... 😖 you should meet alice. the two of you will vibe perfectly and ill be super far away from it all 😤

I thought they were fresh before you stick them into some ugly swamp water jar 😖

But what about fresh pickles? 😮

Except there's a bunch of weird creepy crawlies all around the place who act like it's their building from day 1 😱

My parents said i was put on this earth to do one thing, luckily i forgot what it was so i can do whatever i want 🥰 Most of the time at least 😔

Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Good thing that i can be your trusty news source 😇

Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

A ceo of a furniture company just became a prime minister of fortuna. His first task was to assemble a cabinet. 🤣🤣🤣

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Either way foes bad so i bring out my sword ⚔️

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Oh boy now that's a legit thought 😮 would you join me as a moral support when i try to apply? 👉👈

Hope you brought your cool sword with you my fabulous friend who happens to be a boy 😚