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Omid @omidwolfgang.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

It is always lovely to see my schoolmates in Wolfgang. Especially when we passed first exam!!!!! Together we are stronger! With @iamluckyluca.bsky.social , Olly and Alex!

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Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Apparently they arrested a dwarf who was a member of the fortune telling club the other day but he broke free 😶 Now there's a small medium at large 🤣

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Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

10 y/o me had an appetite for destruction for a while. i chose to untie everyone's shoelaces for 3 weeks 😈

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Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

Bless the dinosaur that died and became fossil fuel turned petrol for the car that took a lady to the hospital to give birth to whoever invented milkshakes 🥛👋

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Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

You know when i signed up for a film shooting project i didn't subject myself into becoming a test dummy for a broken flux destiny filled with hurricanes and storms 😫 at least the food was great though 😙

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Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

Look, i get that quantum karmastry is a little misunderstood, but tell me there's more to a suspicion than the 'quantums were acting dodgy" 😑

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Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

Life is like spaghetti, it's hard until you make it 🥴

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Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

I trust my friends to not hit me with ranged attacks during combat training because friendly fire can't hurt 😊

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Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

I don't like traveling with holy people. They are just too goddamned good.

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Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

My parents said i was put on this earth to do one thing, luckily i forgot what it was so i can do whatever i want 🥰 Most of the time at least 😔

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Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

A ceo of a furniture company just became a prime minister of fortuna. His first task was to assemble a cabinet. 🤣🤣🤣

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Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

The term boyfriend implies the existence of a boyfoe. thankfully i'm a knight in shining armor and ready to fend them off for anyone free of charge 😁

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Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

After going through a bunch of classical literature on my spare time i've decided to revive the concept of the true knighthood all by myself. 😤 This donkey hotay guy seems pretty funny to me 😄

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Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Petition to bring back 'huzzah' when things go your way and 'alas' when things don't 🥰

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Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

I just realized the other day that valor has the funkiest city names out there. i bet somewhere out there is a town called 'Ohmygod' 😆

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Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Guys how do i battle a ghost? Just FYI, i will beat this mfer up, that's not a question. i just need to know if someone else has done it before or i have to pioneer this like the first settlers discovering a new continent? 😭

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Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

They should invent big sticks that don't whisper things like "pick me up and wield me like excalibur" to you on a daily basis when you walk through a park 😔

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Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

The fastest way you can find out who has a god complex is when they change their pronouns from he/him to He/Him 😐

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Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Have you ever said or done something in class and it was followed by total silence while the teacher looks at you like they are about to have a crash out?🤔 asked my teacher in 7th grade biology class if the guy who invented evolution evolved into a corpse🙂 i got grounded but it was worth it 😜

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Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

Arachnophobia is stupid. like just let the spiders get married 😑

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Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Why were the pyramids built as they were? did they purposely design it so that the homeless people wouldn't sleep on them? seems like they knew the builders would try to spite them after they got fired once it finished 🤔

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Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Does anyone else feel uncomfortable walking through a park during the night after hearing 2 drunk guys yelling "there are evil fluxin' trees out there that trap you in dungeons" to you?😟

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Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

I'm that one person to suggest that cannibalism isn't that bad, except me and my friends have been lost for 30 minutes

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Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

I forgo that 'ask me anything' was a ding here. lemme try it and throw me anything 😍

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Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Honestly i think that zombie apocalypse is far more devastating than some random ass galaxy trying to throw itself against us in the near future

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Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

"My life has become a single, ongoing revelation that I haven't been cynical enough" no shit Sherlock, you haven't had a strawberry milkshake at 2am in a shady food joint in some random back alley. that stuff hits you on a biblical scale

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Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

Some fancy fortuneteller once gave me some advice for 10 merits and told me that if i wanted to make it big i should go west. well if i went to west, i'd walk right into the freaking ocean?????😑

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Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

In hindsight Santa is the world's most popular home intruder

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Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

I was attacked today. by vast quantities of fried noodles and root beer. wielded by my own treacherous hand 😖 10/10 experience would do it again

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Lucas Haake @iamluckyluca.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Do you think that me and my bro look like webtoon protags?

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