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Riverboatjack @riverboatjack.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

new gender neutral greeting just dropped

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Elliot Ross @iamelliot.com · 08/05/2025

white smoke means the pope is leaking oil, black smoke means their turbocharger has blown

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Elliot Ross @iamelliot.com · 05/05/2025

Happy Star Wars boxing day

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Elliot Ross @iamelliot.com · 29/04/2025

an actual human adult on the train playing music out of their phone #cameronsbritain

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Elliot Ross @iamelliot.com · 21/03/2025

do you eat vienetta on a plate or a bowl?

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Elliot Ross @iamelliot.com · 11/03/2025

AI that deals with cold call tech sales calls so you don’t have to. Would pay money.

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Elliot Ross @iamelliot.com · 05/03/2025

remember when social was like “Gemma Collins has said meme in a funny way lol” and now it’s all like “the worst people ever have found an even lower low than the shit thing they did yeaterday”

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Elliot Ross @iamelliot.com · 17/02/2025

Whatever the LGBT+ community were doing to keep the planes in the air, maybe just leave them to it

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Cooking shows replacing Saturday morning kids TV.

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Elliot Ross @iamelliot.com · 28/01/2025

Lack Toast & Tolerant (attorney’s office)

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Elliot Ross @iamelliot.com · 28/01/2025

Hey how do you tell if blue cheese has gone mouldy?

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Elliot Ross @iamelliot.com · 24/01/2025

if ChatGPT is down but you replaced your journalists with AI, does the clickbait make a sound?

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Elliot Ross @iamelliot.com · 22/01/2025

Come back here “The Party Album, greatest hits of the Vengaboys”

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Elliot Ross @iamelliot.com · 21/01/2025

there’s enough time after the first salute to think “oh shit, that looked a bit like a nazi salute, better not do another one” for it to be 100% intentional

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Elliot Ross @iamelliot.com · 20/01/2025

we should repurpose the idea of “blue monday” as a day we remind ourselves that “according to science” and various other tedious phrases mean shit all. happy Citation Needed Monday y’all

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Elliot Ross @iamelliot.com · 19/01/2025

The tiktok ban impacted me almost as much as that wetherspoons boycott, back in the olden times

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Elliot Ross @iamelliot.com · 18/01/2025

I know people often say Elon is one of the worst people on earth, but he’s also one of the worst people in space.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

If you’re lucky, you’re on this earth for maybe, what, 70, 80 years? Is it really too much to ask you to just leave other people alone and let them try to have a nice life without being be an absolute nob head about it?

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Elliot Ross @iamelliot.com · 08/01/2025

the thing that’s so frustrating about *gestures at geopolitical landscape* is it’s all just so tediously stupid

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Elliot Ross @iamelliot.com · 05/01/2025

I see the worst people to ever exist are fighting again

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Elliot Ross @iamelliot.com · 01/01/2025

my new year’s resolution is 480x640. Keeping it pixelly in 2025

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Elliot Ross @iamelliot.com · 01/01/2025

he was a man of many, many, flight delay minutes

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Elliot Ross @iamelliot.com · 01/01/2025

one NYE they should put the London Eye on really really fast

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Elliot Ross @iamelliot.com · 28/12/2024

imagine being both the worlds richest and insecurest man. what a world

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Elliot Ross @iamelliot.com · 25/12/2024

For the first time in aaages (2008?) there are two Eastenderses this Christmas, one of which is at 10:30pm which means it’s all gonna kick off and someone will be told in no uncertain terms to get out of the pub. Here is your essential catch up —

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Elliot Ross @iamelliot.com · 24/12/2024

tis the season for staring at your phone in various other people’s houses for a bit. or having people over to stare at their phones in your house. however you’re spending christmas, I hope they let you stare at your chosen apps in peace

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Elliot Ross @iamelliot.com · 24/12/2024

it’s the clam before the storm here at elliot towers. I’m having a cup of tea and cleaning out the rabbits house

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Elliot Ross @iamelliot.com · 23/12/2024

“It’s Christmas Eve, Eve” “I know, lunch is Quiche Lorraine, Lorraine”

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Elliot Ross @iamelliot.com · 20/12/2024

Record label: “Elton, we hear you but we really need you to do this christmas song” Elton [sarcastic voice]: “WELCOME TO MY CHRISTMAS SONG…”

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Elliot Ross @iamelliot.com · 20/12/2024

just up the john lewis, saw a turtleneck and thought “ah yeah that’d be good for if I ever need to go on newsnight and offer an empty apology”

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Elliot Ross @iamelliot.com · 11/12/2024

that “tonight thank god it’s them instead of you” ages like milk each year

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Elliot Ross @iamelliot.com · 10/12/2024

hey quick I need to borrow a billion dollars, plus whatever it costs for a big rotating sign that says “elton musk has a tiny willy”

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Elliot Ross @iamelliot.com · 10/12/2024

one day there will be a Karen murderer and they will come for the notorious horror game “Candy Crush”

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Elliot Ross @iamelliot.com · 08/12/2024

just like to be very clear that I was never the CEO of anything, that was some other guy entirely #mrsnrub

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Elliot Ross @iamelliot.com · 07/12/2024

I am ill today and I’d mostly like to be left alone whilst I try not to die and for the various people in my house to not mess it up too much

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Elliot Ross @iamelliot.com · 06/12/2024

they could get his name from the starbucks cup.. oh yeah

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Elliot Ross @iamelliot.com · 03/12/2024

“Cyber Tuesday!” just gonna stop you there lads

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Elliot Ross @iamelliot.com · 30/11/2024

“oh dear, we forgot to turn the black friday sale off!” you want to be more careful, butterfingers

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Elliot Ross @iamelliot.com · 29/11/2024

fyi the weather is “don’t leave a can of coke in your car or it’ll freeze and explode”

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Elliot Ross @iamelliot.com · 28/11/2024

The computer has just wished me "happy dropboxing" and I think that might be enough computer for today.

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Elliot Ross @iamelliot.com · 28/11/2024

Bit showy out there this morning

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Elliot Ross @iamelliot.com · 27/11/2024

I need to do the dns domain thing for my usernames here but my millennial trait is that it’s a job for the big computer

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Elliot Ross @iamelliot.com · 25/11/2024

happy cancel your creative cloud subscription and re-buy it with black friday discount season for those who celebrate

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Elliot Ross @iamelliot.com · 24/11/2024

to camera: in the spirit of sharing stuff and not trying to show off on social media for klout I went to a rave at drumsheds last night and it was a lovely time. Here are some photos

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

KITCHENWARE COMPANY BOSS: So, did you come up with a name for that revolving food tray, Susan? SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.

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Elliot Ross @iamelliot.com · 23/11/2024

been thinking a lot recently about a (smart) phone free life - has anyone tried this and got any recommendations for dumb phones? I appreciate the answer is probably just to have restrictions on a smart phone

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