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Eli Mallon @iame.li · 05/10/2026

sorry, i don't make the rules, it's just true

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Eli Mallon @iame.li · 05/10/2026

this is a legit catch but I have no idea where it came from. GitHub itself? Why did it happen as part of our darwin-arm64 build specifically? Mysterious github.com/streamplace/...

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Eli Mallon @iame.li · 02/10/2026

Bluesky's a little behind other platforms in not having a way to visibly signal "this is AI generated media" but I feel for 'em because there's zero way to announce that without it being construed as endorsing it Oh, so now the Surgeon General is part of this so-called "cigarette" scam???

SURGEN GENERAL'S WARNING: Smoking Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, And May Complicate Pregnancy

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Eli Mallon @iame.li · 29/09/2026

oh and here's the content

sorry we can't find that page! this may be a glitch on our end. if the issue persists please send a note

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Eli Mallon @iame.li · 29/09/2026

you guys it’s still there i just carved it a little

3d printed pink cube next to atmosphereconf 2025 pink cube

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Eli Mallon @iame.li · 28/09/2026

I misclicked and installed plcred.org as I guess a Firefox-powered PWA on Windows? The icon is a generic globe icon and the title is "Leaflet" @bnewbold.net and @awarm.space conspiring to compromise my streaming computer smh

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Eli Mallon @iame.li · 28/09/2026

Deep @filippo.abyssdomain.expert x Bluesky lore in the PLC announcement Excited for the scene in the atproto movie where Filippo buys @pfrazee.com a nice motorcycle for some reason

Filippo Valsorda (@filippo.abyssdomain.expert), is a cryptography engineer, open source maintainer, and operator of other append-only-shaped critical Internet infrastructure. In the interest of full disclosure, he is a tiny3 investor in Bluesky Social PBC.

An allocation comparable to the price of a nice motorcycle.

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Eli Mallon @iame.li · 26/09/2026

Big Walk 12-player speedrun at 11am today and omfg they've been going so hard on the routing, look at this

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Eli Mallon @iame.li · 25/09/2026

This is the thing that gets me. Parallel parking final boss

cars parked real close to the canal. no rail

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Eli Mallon @iame.li · 22/09/2026

kinda hard to mask this but keep my hair wdyt

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Eli Mallon @iame.li · 19/09/2026

babe wake up self-aware git repos just dropped

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Eli Mallon @iame.li · 19/09/2026

What am I looking at here? These whole repos are vibed nonsense, the only committer is GitHub Actions, and they're squatting on the names of Big Walk mods...? github.com/omarbendadda... github.com/ZELEF-CHAM/b...

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Eli Mallon @iame.li · 18/09/2026

Not the way I expected to find out I had a child

duolingo email. dear parent your child has created a duolingo account. the fuckin owl is there

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Eli Mallon @iame.li · 14/09/2026

Don't listen to these nerds with really nice Pixels and whatnot, you want a cheapo Samsung for dev so you have a typical experience

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Eli Mallon @iame.li · 08/09/2026

I get some really funny interpretations of “Eli Mallon” in voicemail transcriptions but I think we have a new winner

Hello, Ellie Mab-Majon. Hello Elma John. Eli, My John

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Eli Mallon @iame.li · 08/09/2026

like that secret password door was a secret, if you wanted to exchange some pelts for basalt with the dwarves you're marching over this shit

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Eli Mallon @iame.li · 08/09/2026

AtmosphereConf venue in The Social Reckoning trailer lmao! @bmann.ca This prolly happens all the time in Vancouver huh?

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Eli Mallon @iame.li · 06/09/2026

Update, @bsky38.com is now dusting EVERYONE in MAU

same chard, bskythirtyeight is at nearly 10k

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Eli Mallon @iame.li · 05/09/2026

There it is, @bsky38.com immediately dusting Streamplace in MAU bskycharts.edavis.dev/edavis.dev/b...

1994-ass chart of lexicons by monthly active users

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Eli Mallon @iame.li · 04/09/2026

sidetalkin' for life

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Eli Mallon @iame.li · 04/09/2026

mine's easy to find, it's in my old X bio's "location" field, which I was able to set to way too many characters because I used TweetBot, I think?

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Eli Mallon @iame.li · 02/09/2026

Transferring records between spaces is easy! You just press the "take all" button from BG3

balder's gate 3 screenshot with "take all" button highlighted

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Eli Mallon @iame.li · 29/08/2026

success failed, but at least failure succeeded

gitlab ci screenshot. success failed failure succeeded

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Eli Mallon @iame.li · 24/08/2026

let's do it and use it to implement old-ass java uis

old-ass java uis with weird blue buttons and whatnot

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Eli Mallon @iame.li · 24/08/2026

Nice try, The Void, I know better than to pick this up

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Eli Mallon @iame.li · 21/08/2026

bec and coffee secured starting soon

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Eli Mallon @iame.li · 14/08/2026

ooooh leaked pro controller looks niiiiiiiiice

switch 2 pro controller box, got some triforce triangles on there

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Eli Mallon @iame.li · 07/08/2026

We're roadmapping Streamplace features on stream right now, jump in if you want to get something on this chart stream.place/iame.li

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Eli Mallon @iame.li · 07/08/2026

social-app feature request: give me the option to have handles instead of display names here and in push notifications. this is not helpful!!!

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Eli Mallon @iame.li · 06/08/2026

you don't even know

statue of liberty that was in the process of being moved to madison wisconsin by four helicopters and was dropped in the lake

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Eli Mallon @iame.li · 06/08/2026

oh wow I just looked it up. actually... actually don't

wisconsin state flag with poorly drawn dudes on it idk it's a mess. says wisconsin 1848

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Eli Mallon @iame.li · 05/08/2026

zero memory of what I put in here and don't remember the password but at least I didn't lose any ethereum keys

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Eli Mallon @iame.li · 05/08/2026

tried the steve yegge mmo

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Eli Mallon @iame.li · 05/08/2026

@timtrautmann.com now demoing: the weather, on atproto. based on ambient weather. @chaosgreml.in nailed it:

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Eli Mallon @iame.li · 05/08/2026

y'all are missing some pretty incredible stuff on @pdx.atproto.camp right now. these little characters in here are VMs lol

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Eli Mallon @iame.li · 04/08/2026

dunno what to tell you. watched the whole thing, didn't get a "this guy loves nazis" kind of vibe

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Eli Mallon @iame.li · 04/08/2026

i know exactly what i'll wear

gideon ofnir's helm with ears and eyes from elden ring

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Eli Mallon @iame.li · 02/08/2026

So I got my start in video engineering at a company called C-SATS, where I put our staging environment on a silly domain name so sales would stop sending out links to staging. This plan seems to have failed, here's a screenshot from their website today: Also... PHP?!?! What happened here