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Ghost Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 42m

Sean Connery used to carry a walking cane, even though he didn't need it. I guess that was just his schtick. #LunchPun

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Ghost Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 1h

I don't have long to live thanks to a surgeon replacing most of my internal organs with bricks. I say this with a heavy heart. 🙁 #LunchPun

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Ghost Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 1h

The word "fanny" is a bit confusing to Americans as well. 😬

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Ghost Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 1h

I've already made three. Like, three weeks ago. Full of brandy, with more to add over the next two months, and I can't stand brandy either. 🤢

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Ghost Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 15h

The Dam Busters (1955) I do have a little obsession with Lancasters.

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Ghost Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Amazon Prime Day Deals be like...

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Ghost Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

*Orders a take-away pizza* HEY LOOK WHAT I COOKED!

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Ghost Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I'm not using actual EE because they're a complete shower of shit - went with 1pMobile. Ditched my EE broadband two months early too.

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Ghost Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I used to be with TPMobile, I think they were a MVNO using O2 at the time, but then they switched to Three. My service here dropped to literally zero. Might as well have been on Mars. So it depends on your network choice - never mind what the coverage checker says. I'm stuck with EE MVNOs.

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Ghost Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

"Building safety: No known issues" REALLY?? 😱

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Ghost Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The bit just before the "get her" scene was very creepy, where they first see the library ghost.

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Ghost Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I dunno why it didn't do an upload test. 🤷

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Ghost Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Lincolnshire, at the arse-end of nowhere.

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Ghost Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

That. 👇 We rented it on VHS probably 1985. My mum had gone to answer the door so 9 year old me was sat watching it by myself. I had no comprehension of how jump-scares worked back then.

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Ghostbusters: Library Ghost Scare

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Ghost Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

And "with" isn't even an anagram!

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Ghost Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I've done the bottom bit: YOU are a twat BECAUSE you made this WITH AI

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Ghost Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The A is missing out of "because" in the anagram bit. 🧐 You can do it? You literally can't!

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Ghost Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Vacuum cleaner ads are so realistic aren't they? Cos we all have the entire room's worth of dirt in a convenient pile on the floor. 🧐

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Ghost Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The pollen filter was no better. 😬

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Ghost Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Had similar with my Stinkpad years ago and it eventually died. Turned out to be a known motherboard fault which they replaced even though it was out of warranty. They left half the screws out of the case and didn't reconnect the touchpad. So they can't have tested it before returning it. 🧐

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Ghost Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

That new Apple ad, "this is what happens when you go to the moon". NOBODY AT APPLE HAS BEEN TO THE SODDING MOON! Apple didn't even exist until four year after the last moon landing.

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Ghost Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I was watching The Martian once and paused it for ten minutes to explain and demonstrate the advantages of the hexadecimal system to the OH. 🙃

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Ghost Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Do I have to thread a bit of string through them and swing it round my head? Is that how I get the most out of it?

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Ghost Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

We did mainly indie covers; Oasis, Ocean Colour Scene, Charlatans, Stone Roses, Shed Seven etc, Beatles, Kinks, Rolling Stones. I played bass. Tho we occasionally swapped for a few songs where I played drums, the drummer sang, and the singer played bass.

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Ghost Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It was a weird-looking venue. The ceiling had dozens of old doors nailed to it. 🧐 There was always a good atmosphere, though, unlike some venues I could mention.

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Ghost Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Mooching about on Google Maps and checked out this place on the corner of Wellington Street/Wortley Street in Barnsley. It was a pub called Tut & Shive in the late 1990s, and it's where my band played our first ever gig in August 1997. We played there eight times in total.

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Ghost Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I worked at Gremlin/Infogrames from early 1998-2001, and I've never heard of it. 🤔 But I'm intrigued now...

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Ghost Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I don't understand this. Where does the parcel get put in? How far/fast does it travel? Can it only do one parcel at once? How does it launch parcels over a fence? And the biggest question of all; what's the bloody point?

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Ghost Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

(I didn't bother with any, in the end. It's in a PC I don't use often enough to justify it)

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Ghost Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Nice. I think it's one I looked at when I was going to upgrade my old RTX2070 cos it was on par with the RTX5060ti, but cheaper. 👍

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Ghost Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Decided I need to change the pollen filter on the car cos the aircon smells musty. Figured I'd check the air filter too. Erm... at least it works. 😬

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Ghost Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Watching a film called Max Winslow and the House of Secrets. It's mental. I feel like I'm on a bad trip. 🧐

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Ghost Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It cost me a fortune! But yes, in maintenance terms, it's rubbish.

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Ghost Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Social media platforms (including YouTube and Tiktok) are so big now they can't possibly be policed adequately. And they expect us to just be ok with it. 🤷

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Ghost Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

(and that isn't sped up - it's just a whippet thing)

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Ghost Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Nah I don't mind it really. Got a big self-powered petrol mower so I've just got to walk behind it. Takes me 30-40 minutes. The biggest problem is everywhere's still a dust bowl. I'm going to re-seed one area about 20m^2 cos the heat and the dog running has knackered it. He literally does this. 👇

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Dog Running Zoomies in Yard

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Ghost Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

3rd October, already seen ads for Black Friday and Christmas trees. 🤨

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Ghost Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Mine doesn't even have access panels. I have to remove the entire underside to get to the RAM/HD/battery/anything. 🧐

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Ghost Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

No but I'm not missing a bargain like that.

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Ghost Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Exactly my point tho! Why so many?! If it doesn't fall apart with NO screws in it, why not just go with the traditional "one at each corner"? 🤷

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Ghost Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My fav trick; replace the 327 screws in the bottom of a laptop (wtf do they even need so many??) before finding one left over that should have gone inside somewhere. 😬🤬

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Ghost Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

So, Asda done fucked up, IN MY FAVOUR! 👌 Ordered a delivery and spied twelve tins of cat food for £2.59. It's nearly double that for six! Ordered four packs - 48 tins in total. Saved over £20. 👍😁

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Willy Wonka: You Won!

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