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Code Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 10h

I'm sure @thesecretfarmer.bsky.social knows already but I took some photos of tractors doing whatever this one is doing today, and even though we've had rain it's still a bloody dustbowl out there. 😬

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Code Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 15h

Today's rabbithole of Facebook reels; do-gooders doing shit like helping an old lady cross a road with 43 shopping bags, while filming themselves doing it like a needy prick. 👎

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Code Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 15h

New network cable installed, job done. Showing 1Gbps now instead of 100Mbps. 👌

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Code Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 19h

Paper napkins were made exclusively in Russia and surrounding countries up until 1991. It's the former serviette union. #LunchPun

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Code Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Copied a 1.2GB file to my NAS and it took forever. Turns out the NAS is connected to the router at 100Mbps.🧐 I reckon my cat7 cable could be fux0red and I don't have a spare cos it's 3m long and all my spares are 1m. 🙁 Ordered a new one cos I CBA dragging everything out rn just to pull the cable.

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Code Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

What "foreign actor"? 🧐 Tom Cruise? Jackie Chan? Gerard Depardieu? You've made me suspect everyone! WE NEED TO KNOW! 🤬

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Code Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

What the clattering fuck has happened to Wordpress? 🧐 Just installed it for a mess-about on my hosting and fair do's, I haven't used it in many years, but its like someone's put a website/CMS through a cross-cut shredder, and modern Wordpress is the result. Jesus... 🤬

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Code Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Reading a BBC article about an upcoming SpaceX launch which made me smile. 😁 Not having that "Gulf of America" bollocks!

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Code Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Got to fill the car up with diesel today and it's now 0.1p shy of two quid a litre. 🤬

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Pingu Waddle

ALT: Pingu Waddle

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Code Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Outside in peopley places again. 😬

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Reece Dinsdale @reecedinsdale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If you could take a minute to read this and, if it takes your fancy, then re-post it… I’d be so grateful. 🙏🏻 I’m doing my utmost to #SaveSquareChapelArts for the good people of Halifax & far beyond, and I need all the help you lovely lot can give me. Thank you! x www.canncomms.co.uk/post/actor-a...

canncomms.co.uk

Actor and long-standing Patron, Reece Dinsdale fronts new campaign to save Halifax’s Square Chapel Arts Centre

Photo credit: Reece Dinsdale in the cinema/studio space at Square Chapel (photo by Ant Robling)Reece Dinsdale leads Square Chapel rescue mission: “It’s time to bring it home”Award-Winning Actor, Write...

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Code Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Got to go somewhere today where lots of people are. I am not overjoyed at the prospect. 😬

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Code Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My 9 games #My9Games my9games.net/en/share/f3d...

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Code Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Bought a Canon battery grip for the R6 mkII so I can power it from two LP-E6P batteries (as well as having more conveniently placed controls for portrait mode) and it's getting to be a chonky beast. Weighs in at just over 1.1Kg. I might not be able to lift it with a flashgun added. 😬

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Code Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Just discovered the Facebook app on my phone is taking up over 13GB of storage, and I can't clear it. What the pissing hell is it doing with 13GB?! 🤬

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Code Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Isn't it weird how the ad for the iPhone 18 just bangs on and on about its camera? Why do they even bother calling it a phone any more? 🤔

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Code Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Apparently Facebook has changed my account to a meta account what the fecking feck?! 🧐

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Code Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

That new AA ad with the half-dead gerbil in a cardboard box is fucking WEIRD. 🧐

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Code Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Those were the words of Neil Hughes in 1964. In 1984 while homeless, he said this (below) and over 40 years later, nothing has changed. Too many people in places of power and authority with no experience of what it's like to live in the real world. 🫤

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Code Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Quote of the year from TV series "7-up" (now "70 Up"): "When I grow up I want to be an astronaut. But if I can't be an astronaut I want to be a bus driver." 🤔🤣

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Code Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

TV ads that annoy me, #7362 Smarty Mobile where that bloke sounds like he's saying "Hi, chicken?", then goes to a check-in desk.

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Code Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I wonder what happened to @antisilence.bsky.social? Haven't seen him around these parts for months now. 🤔

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Code Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Got sick of old farts on the BBC website saying send young people into national service. I tried to redress the balance by suggesting we send pensioners to war instead since they'll be dead soon anyway and as a bonus we'll save on state pensions. The BBC doesn't understand satire and removed it. 🤷

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Code Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Started making Christmas cakes. Step 1: currants, sultanas and raisins having an overnight soak in brandy.👌

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Code Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Aww Stephanie Cole has died. I thought she was immortal. 🙁

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Code Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I wonder if you can do a CAT scan on a dog? 🤔

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Mansun Official @mansunofficial.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

20 Years of Legacy: The Best of Mansun. Featuring 4 Top 10 hit singles, this collection is a great reminder of a band that took bold creative risks and left a lasting mark, whether you were there from day one or found them later. DMx #mansunlegacy #20thanniversary #bestof

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Code Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Let's just break down all this nonsense about AI wiping out humanity. AI is trained on human behaviour. So why the fuck are we so surprised that AI is at risk of becoming exactly like us and wanting to kill everything? 🤔 WE'VE MADE IT DO THAT!

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Code Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

About to get run over by a 17-tonne Lancaster. 😱

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Code Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

We had visitors over yesterday so I laid on a buffet. Which meant all the sandwiches were flat. #LunchPun

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Code Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Watching a Netflix thing called Bones. It was OK early on but we're now up to season 8 and it's just gone daft! It's like they're running out of plausible* ideas. * TBF it started off a bit daft, but now it's grade A bonkers... 😬

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Code Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I've just remembered a time, years ago, when the phone would ring and you had to get up to answer it because it was on a wire, and you didn't have any clue who it was until they spoke. Kids these days... don't know they're born.

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Simpsons: Abe Simpson - An Old Man's Talking

ALT: Simpsons: Abe Simpson - An Old Man's Talking

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Code Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

New camera gear turned up. I'm now at the "ooh fuck what have I done?" stage of purchasing. 😬

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Code Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The weirdos come out at night 😬

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Code Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Decided to get back into photography, but I don't have a camera or lenses any more so I just bought some. My wallet hurts. 😭

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Baby Throwing Money Out Window

ALT: Baby Throwing Money Out Window

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Code Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

MacOS Golden Gate upgrade is 12GB. 👀 Downloaded it in under four minutes. 👌 Having slow internet these days must suck.

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Code Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Mowing mowed. Tell you what... it doesn't look it but it's bloody warm out! 🥵

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Code Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

My house was broken into last night and all they did was shred the curtains, eat some leftover food and shit on the kitchen worktop. I think it was one of those copycat crimes. #LunchPun

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Code Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Drivers: Bloody roads, full of potholes, horrible state, never repaired, wreck my wheels, blah blah blah. Also drivers: Bloody roadworks, too much traffic, long queues moan moan bloody moan WAAAAAH! etc 😭

bbc.co.uk

Motorists say Spalding is in grip of traffic 'carnage'

Lincolnshire County Council apologises for delays in Spalding, but says roadworks will be worth it.

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Code Ninja @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Tell you what... there's a fucking lot of poverty-stricken people living in tents and boxes in Gaza that are somehow managing to write and maintain Bluesky begging bots and associated cash accounts. 🤨

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