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iPhone Duo is released 23rd Oct and then a new one in Spring 2027. Apple is pumping them out almost as fast as India is producing babies. India be like: 'Amateurs' 😆

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 8h

My friend needs to have the latest iPhone at all times, otherwise he feels like he's missing out. Same story with all his other tech. FOMO is strong with this one. 🤣 And here I am, happily using my iPhone 11 Pro Max from the Stone Age. I refuse to upgrade. 'If it ain't broke - don't fix it!' 😁

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 9h

One room left. 😁 The best thing about doing your own renovations is being able to work at your own pace.

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 9h

Fuck around and find out — Italian edition. 👊🏼😡😂 Meloni is easily the best PM we've had in a very long time. 🇮🇹❤️

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 22h

💯Giorgia Meloni

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I've always been fascinated by animals, even bugs. My 2-year-old has inherited my interest. If he sees a beetle on the ground, he stops and studies it closely. I always tell him he can look, but he needs to respect it and not touch it and he's fine with that. 😍

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I was grocery shopping and heard a woman complain to a manager because the store didn't have enough food from her country. Like, WTF… You moved to another country and now demand the supermarkets stock everything from your home country? You know where they have it? Back home. Problem solved.

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Apparently, some men are offended by the fact that women are using s*x toys. If a piece of silicone is threatening your masculinity, maybe women just aren't your thing. 🤣

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Same thing goes for people who always give unwanted advice. Just shut the fuck up.

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You know that one person who's always lecturing you about how to do this and that, only to end up doing the exact opposite themselves... but somehow, when they do it, it's totally fine. Hypocrisy has apparently exceptions now. 🤣 #EwwPeople

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Why are people so obsessed with things that have their name on them? See their name on a mug and suddenly have to buy it. It's a fucking mass-produced mug with your name on it, not a sign from the universe. 🙄

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

🤣 It's always fascinating to watch our dogs and cats interact. The cats run the house, obviously. The dogs are just staff members who haven't figured out they're staff.

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Walked into an empty gym today. Either I'm incredibly early, incredibly late or everyone has finally come to their senses. Or maybe everyone finally respected my need for personal space. Took them long enough. 🤣

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Vase? WHERE?! That's a fucking giant buttplug ffs. Some of these designers seriously need to chill. Don't they have family or friends who can look at their work before production and say, "Yeah...maybe not?"

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This Postmodern Cream Glazed Floor Vase on Acrylic Stand is lot #395 in Uniques and Antiques, October 6th auction.

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Why does every Hollywood celebrity who gets plastic surgery end up with the same face? Is there an assembly line somewhere, or do surgeons just share the same template? They all look the same but with different hair. These are just examples; Mickey Rourke & Donatella Versace. #Hollywood

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I miss Swedish candy. Just sayin'.

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Elon Musk has landed a Pentagon job developing ideas for future weapons. Fantastic. Because when you're looking for fresh ideas on weapons, naturally the first person you call is a ketamine-fueled neo-Nazi fascist. What could possibly go wrong? 🙄

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Some people really love hearing themselves talk. They're always loud enough to make sure everyone hears them. Shame their IQ doesn't match the volume. And of course, they love talking about themselves too. At this point, I think I've reached my daily limit of unnecessary noise.

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Sure

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Christa Pike survived her own execution, so they took her to the hospital to recover. Why?? Imagine telling the nurse: "I'm here because my execution didn't work." Bring back the guillotine. At least medieval executioners understood the assignment. #ChristaPike

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Dyson made a $500 toothbrush with a camera. "Finally!" said no one ever. Who the fuck buys this shit? I wanna know.

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I got a curious new friend 🐶😊

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

MiniMe and I went to a public restroom and there was feces on the floor and on the walls. 🤢 We left immediately. If you'e a grown adult and don't know how to use a toilet properly, then you should wear a diaper instead and stay home. Fucking disgusting! #EwwPeople

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Not "probably". Not "maybe". Not "depending on how you define stupid". Donald Trump IS the stupidest president ever. IQ of a toddler... on a good day. I still can't believe he's president for a 2nd time. Americans actually voted this POS into office twice. Twice!

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Ryan Reynolds' Facepalm: Hopeless Andrew Paxton Moment

ALT: Ryan Reynolds' Facepalm: Hopeless Andrew Paxton Moment

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Ed Sheeran keeps digging his hole deeper and deeper. A teleprompter for your "apology", fake tears and a victim act? Please. That's what happens when money speaks louder than the heart. Tickets down to $37. Even The Cure is like, "Damn, bro!" 🤣 #EdSheeran

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Converse apologized for their latest campaign ad because some people saw KKK and lynching comparisons. Funny how the same image can mean so many different things depending on how badly you want to be offended. People need to chill the fuck down. 🙄 #Converse

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Have a great weekend! 😎☀️

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

How to ruin your career in just one second: Be a spineless cunt. #FreePalestine

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I wonder how many undiscovered animal species are still out there in the wild.

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My boy recently turned 2 and it's like living with a tiny, drunk dictator who can't speak clearly, has strong opinions about bananas, cars, horses and sometimes screams for fun. He's also a part-time entomologist. 🤣 #MiniMe

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Summer is still hanging on. At least here.

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food." (W. C. Fields) #work

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Ja nu ser jag 😁 Devon Rex med den valdigt lena och lite vagiga palsen. Jattefin!

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Sa fin, ar det blandras? (Katten alltsa)

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Another thing I don't understand is why people are dead silent about who they voted for, but the same people will tell everyone about their anal s*x experiences. Your ballot is classified, but your ass has an open-door policy?? Hello, logic?? #EwwPeople

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I will never understand parents who pierce their babies' ears. Like, WTF, babygirl can't even walk or talk. What are we accessorizing for??

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Blink Wide Eye

ALT: Blink Wide Eye

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Fuck Lindsay Clancy and all the women who support her! Three innocent kids were murdered by this crazy bitch who was supposed to protect and love them. To them, she was everything. If you hurt or even kill a kid, don't expect me to feel sorry for you, you piece of shit. #LindsayClancy

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Trump got a new hair color. 🤣 He's not fooling us. You can pimp a turd all you want, but it's still a turd. 💩

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