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I've always been fascinated by animals, even bugs. My 2-year-old has inherited my interest. If he sees a beetle on the ground, he stops and studies it closely. I always tell him he can look, but he needs to respect it and not touch it and he's fine with that. 😍

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 8h

I was grocery shopping and heard a woman complain to a manager because the store didn't have enough food from her country. Like, WTF… You moved to another country and now demand the supermarkets stock everything from your home country? You know where they have it? Back home. Problem solved.

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 21h

Apparently, some men are offended by the fact that women are using s*x toys. If a piece of silicone is threatening your masculinity, maybe women just aren't your thing. 🤣

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You know that one person who's always lecturing you about how to do this and that, only to end up doing the exact opposite themselves... but somehow, when they do it, it's totally fine. Hypocrisy has apparently exceptions now. 🤣 #EwwPeople

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Why are people so obsessed with things that have their name on them? See their name on a mug and suddenly have to buy it. It's a fucking mass-produced mug with your name on it, not a sign from the universe. 🙄

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

🤣 It's always fascinating to watch our dogs and cats interact. The cats run the house, obviously. The dogs are just staff members who haven't figured out they're staff.

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Walked into an empty gym today. Either I'm incredibly early, incredibly late or everyone has finally come to their senses. Or maybe everyone finally respected my need for personal space. Took them long enough. 🤣

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This Postmodern Cream Glazed Floor Vase on Acrylic Stand is lot #395 in Uniques and Antiques, October 6th auction.

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Why does every Hollywood celebrity who gets plastic surgery end up with the same face? Is there an assembly line somewhere, or do surgeons just share the same template? They all look the same but with different hair. These are just examples; Mickey Rourke & Donatella Versace. #Hollywood

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I miss Swedish candy. Just sayin'.

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Elon Musk has landed a Pentagon job developing ideas for future weapons. Fantastic. Because when you're looking for fresh ideas on weapons, naturally the first person you call is a ketamine-fueled neo-Nazi fascist. What could possibly go wrong? 🙄

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Some people really love hearing themselves talk. They're always loud enough to make sure everyone hears them. Shame their IQ doesn't match the volume. And of course, they love talking about themselves too. At this point, I think I've reached my daily limit of unnecessary noise.

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Sure

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Christa Pike survived her own execution, so they took her to the hospital to recover. Why?? Imagine telling the nurse: "I'm here because my execution didn't work." Bring back the guillotine. At least medieval executioners understood the assignment. #ChristaPike

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Dyson made a $500 toothbrush with a camera. "Finally!" said no one ever. Who the fuck buys this shit? I wanna know.

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I got a curious new friend 🐶😊

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

MiniMe and I went to a public restroom and there was feces on the floor and on the walls. 🤢 We left immediately. If you'e a grown adult and don't know how to use a toilet properly, then you should wear a diaper instead and stay home. Fucking disgusting! #EwwPeople

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Not "probably". Not "maybe". Not "depending on how you define stupid". Donald Trump IS the stupidest president ever. IQ of a toddler... on a good day. I still can't believe he's president for a 2nd time. Americans actually voted this POS into office twice. Twice!

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Ryan Reynolds' Facepalm: Hopeless Andrew Paxton Moment

ALT: Ryan Reynolds' Facepalm: Hopeless Andrew Paxton Moment

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Ed Sheeran keeps digging his hole deeper and deeper. A teleprompter for your "apology", fake tears and a victim act? Please. That's what happens when money speaks louder than the heart. Tickets down to $37. Even The Cure is like, "Damn, bro!" 🤣 #EdSheeran

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Converse apologized for their latest campaign ad because some people saw KKK and lynching comparisons. Funny how the same image can mean so many different things depending on how badly you want to be offended. People need to chill the fuck down. 🙄 #Converse

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Have a great weekend! 😎☀️

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

How to ruin your career in just one second: Be a spineless cunt. #FreePalestine

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I wonder how many undiscovered animal species are still out there in the wild.

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My boy recently turned 2 and it's like living with a tiny, drunk dictator who can't speak clearly, has strong opinions about bananas, cars, horses and sometimes screams for fun. He's also a part-time entomologist. 🤣 #MiniMe

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Summer is still hanging on. At least here.

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food." (W. C. Fields) #work

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Another thing I don't understand is why people are dead silent about who they voted for, but the same people will tell everyone about their anal s*x experiences. Your ballot is classified, but your ass has an open-door policy?? Hello, logic?? #EwwPeople

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I will never understand parents who pierce their babies' ears. Like, WTF, babygirl can't even walk or talk. What are we accessorizing for??

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Blink Wide Eye

ALT: Blink Wide Eye

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Fuck Lindsay Clancy and all the women who support her! Three innocent kids were murdered by this crazy bitch who was supposed to protect and love them. To them, she was everything. If you hurt or even kill a kid, don't expect me to feel sorry for you, you piece of shit. #LindsayClancy

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Trump got a new hair color. 🤣 He's not fooling us. You can pimp a turd all you want, but it's still a turd. 💩

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Love when random people give unsolicited life advice. A woman saw my tattoos and gave me a whole lecture about how I'll regret them and never get a job. Thanks, career coach! I have my own company, so I'll pass on the "advice". Mind your own business and go feed a dove or something. 🙄

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Yesterday was brutal. Lots of tears and existential questions. Today, it's better. Sometimes, you just have to have a breakdown in order to get back on your feet and move forward.

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid of the longing and the emptiness it leaves behind.

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

That's the worst part of having animals - having to say goodbye. It fucks me up every single time. Nothing makes me more emotional. Animals are my weak spot for sure.

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I'm heartbroken. Fuck. 😔 I've been following his Instagram for so long, and now he's gone because of cancer. It all happened so fast. Tucker Budzyn 5.3.2018 – 9.2.2026 Rest in peace, beautiful boy. You will be deeply missed. 💔 #TuckerBudzyn

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

If every billionaire got together and said, 'Hey, let's fight cancer. Let's put money into science so they can finally develop a cure,' then there wouldn't be a problem. But instead, all these self-absorbed idiots are going into space. Fucking waste of money. No one gives a shit about space.

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Some moments from yesterday. Even C decided to join us for a scuba dive, which is rare since she doesn't dive that often. 🤿

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Money, politics and religion - the holy trinity of human stupidity. The 3 things that fuck shit up, start wars, ruin lives and somehow, we keep worshipping all 3 while wondering why everything's fucked. #EwwPeople #Money #Politics #Religion

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Another legend has left us. Rest in peace Dolly. Thank you for the music. #DollyParton

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Influencers. It's not a 'job', it's a joke. Every day they uncover another "life hack" that is literally just basic motor skills with dramatic music. "You've done it wrong all the time! You can use a spoon to eat yogurt!" or give us a 14-step tutorial on how to peel a banana. 🙄 #Influencers

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I'm in Rome today. Walked into Starbucks for a coffee (clearly suffered some temporary loss of judgment). Didn't expect them to rename me too. Anyway, say hello to ALLECXZZZ. I assume spelling correctly cost extra.

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Another thing I don't get is people who pee in the shower. Why? Is the toilet too advanced for you? It has one job, yet here you are, proudly turning your shower into a urinal. What's next? Shitting in the sink?

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Alex @ialexri.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I don't understand men who beat up women. What kind of lowlife, pathetic imbecile does that? Do you have so little self-esteem that you need to hit a woman to prove your point? You know you can't hit a man. Trash is what you are. #DomesticViolence

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