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@iai.bsky.social
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The 1312th best cook on Bluesky. Enjoys music a very normal amount. Other major interests: football; F1 and F2; tennis; comedy; food history; pictures of your cats. rateyourmusic.com/~Iai

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Bryn @slimewave.me · 16/10/2025
New email sign off, for anyone who needs one:
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
An undeniable all-time great; one of the key driving forces behind one of the most exciting and rewarding periods of music I've lived through. This one fucking stings. Soulquarians forever. RIP. youtu.be/mVsQwJfWzoI
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D'Angelo and The Vanguard - Really Love (Audio)
YouTube video by DAngeloVEVO
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Techno Fledermaus 🦇🦇 @mousedib.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Just saying if you think that AI is conscious and worthy of being placed alongside actual life forms then I fundamentally don't think that you are worthy of talking to me
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
A song chosen as a tribute to some of the lyrics on that new Taylor Swift album, one presumes
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Not saying this Bournemouth - Fulham game has been bad, but so far the three most exciting players have been 'the wind', 'a balloon', and 'whoever tricked Fulham into having a Berocca Piss Green kit'
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Chinese post-rock with an electric guqin. Fucking rules. #MusicSky #NowPlaying www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOen...
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Zhaoze - See You In The Dusk / 沼泽乐队 - 人約黃昏後
YouTube video by Zhaoze
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Eating a perfectly reasonable lunch of 3½ onigiri because apparently 'counting to 6' is beyond my poor little brain today
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Just saw Jared Leto talking to Zlatan Ibrahimovich and I'm amazed my TV was able to handle displaying such a massive concentration of God complex in a single frame
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I don't know what sport the referees in the VAR booths think they're officiating this weekend, but it definitely isn't fucking football. That is a scandalous decision.
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
It's Ryder Cup weekend, that beautiful time of the year where all of humanity unites in a shared hatred of the most universally despised thing in the world: Americans who shout 'get in the hole' at every shot
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
West Ham, performing an act of mercy toward us all by sacking Graham Potter before the brands start photoshopping his face onto their mascots: we see you, and we appreciate you
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Turns out you can just use halloumi as a pie topping. The government can't stop you. 🍜 🍽️
A dish that looks like a shepherd's pie, but it has grilled halloumi instead of potato on the top. There's pomegranate scattered across the top too.
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Us: Lando, you've got a massive opportunity here with Oscar out of the race, make it count. Lando: I got this guys *immediately gets overtaken by Leclerc* #f1
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Referring to twenty-three entire other football clubs as 'the chasing pack' feels pretty great, can't lie
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Just caught up on qualifying. Very funny would watch again 10/10 go weeyums #f1 (in all seriousness, think that's genuinely the most fun I've ever had watching a qualy session. Those minutes when it seriously looked like a Sainz/Lawson front row were beautiful. Really glad I avoided spoilers.)
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
SAFETY CAR RESTART ON COLD TYRES IN THE RAIN IN BAKU #f2
The sickos meme from The Onion, with a man at a window saying 'yes, ha ha ha, yes!'
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Awww Stenshorne. That's a massive shame. #f2
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
The absolute shamelessness of Alex Dunne's engineer talking about 'the usual people' on the radio lmfao. No choice but to respect the cheek #f2
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Stenshorne in third now after all that, what a result this could be on debut. That'd vault him above five drivers who've been here the whole season before he's even taken part in a feature race lmao #f2
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Two Red Bull drivers crashing into each other in Baku? Huh. That must be the first time that's ever happened, certainly can't think of any other famous inchidents like that #f2
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Terrified to even ask this, but....are we, like, genuinely a really good football team??? #boro
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Truly. Look at this shit. That were diabolical. I can't spake. bsky.app/profile/cana...
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Roman Stanek doing his best to make Your Party look competent in comparison, what a patriot #f2
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Big up Marcus Rashford for showing us what a true left-wing leader in England looks like today
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
The Countdown music maybe beats it, if combining watching it as a kid and watching Catsdown since that started, and factoring in that it plays more often per episode. Match of the Day's theme is probably a contender for sheer longevity too. Can't think of anything else.
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Just deeped that there's a very real possibility the song I've heard most often in my life is the Taskmaster theme tune
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Haven't witnessed anything this blatantly unsustainable since that time Ole Gunnar Solksjaer went unbeaten away from home for a whole season
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
An XKCD comic where one tiny sliver of load-bearing rock is holding up a much larger structure which would collapse without it. The structure is named 'All Liverpool games 25/26' and the load-bearing sliver is named '90th minute goals'.
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Oh god. There's a crying emoji that's meant to express grief and I thought it meant 'crying with laughter' for literal years. Please tell me I'm not the only one
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Seen some debate about whether Mgła is pronounced 'mig-wah', 'meg-wah', or 'mug-wah'. Happy to clarify: they're signed to Northern Heritage, so it's actually pronounced Make Gmerica Łate Again. Thank you.
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Social experiment: can you win the league title despite being the worst team in every game you play
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
You could take somebody that's never watched any sporting event before, have them read the Wikipedia page for 'football' half an hour before going on live TV, and they'd be exactly as good at punditry as Martin Keown.
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Took right up until the final ad break to work out Phil Ellis reminds me of. I was thinking of Stannis Baratheon lmao #TMUK
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Players who are eligible for multiple national teams should be allowed to switch at the start of a new World Cup cycle
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
It was at least amusing when they announced him and he had to frantically delete his 'controversial' old tweets from, uh, two weeks ago
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
There's two different guys who post videos of them eating big meals and saying 'bosh'. One of them, the original, seems like a sound bloke. The other, who ripped him off, is a hotel-burning roundabout painter. He's on Strictly Come Dancing this year, because the BBC loves platforming fascists.
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rosiedoes @rosiedoes.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
☆☆☆☆☆ Service as described. Prompt delivery.
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
The price drop on every Nottingham Forest defender and goalkeeper in FPL is about to look like the Wall Street crash of 1929
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Carlos Alcaraz just hit an overhead smash from behind the baseline that redrew the borders of the word 'swazz'. The *curl* on it, jesus christ. Never seen anything like it 🎾
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
It's 2025. Is Shaggy really still famous enough for the TV director at the US Open final to be repeatedly picking him out of the crowd and showing him more than any other famous person there? Feels a bit weird, imo
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Oscar Piastri is so funny. Says something more calmly than anything I've ever said in my life, then five minutes later gets back on the radio and says 'now that I've calmed down a bit....' #f1
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
53 laps of Oscar Piastri and Charles Leclerc going wheel to wheel please, this is magnificent racing #f1
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Everybody starting on the same tire. Arvid Lindblad thinking it's bumper cars with Dunne, then thinking it's bowling with Stanek. His team not fixing his blatantly broken front wing in his first pit stop. Cian Shields crashing for no reason during a safety car. We need a Bozo Of The Day vote.
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Catching up on the #F2 feature race. Halfway through and I cannot believe what I'm watching. Full-on bozo behaviour everywhere you look. What did this guy think he was going to achieve with that tape....
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
This lasted for barely a week, because, as it turns out, bullying works.
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Working in a pub the day after the smoking ban came in was hilarious. You could see the social dynamics of the regulars shifting right before your very eyes in real time, as people worked out which regulars stank of BO and had terrible breath. A whole world of smells were buried under that smoke.
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Admittedly I've got it on my phone while I'm working so I'm only half-watching, but despite seeing all four retirements happen in real time, I think I saw exactly 1 (one) representative lap time get set lmao
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
We're easing ourselves back into #F2 after the summer break with a completely normal, totally not chaotic qualifying session, I see.
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
I have got all the time in the world for Jean-Philippe Mateta. Always looks so eager to hype up the people around him and make sure all the credit gets shared around. Seems a properly lovely bloke.
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Nick @iai.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Charles Leclerc are you mad. That's an outrageous overtake. #f1
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