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Katherine Speights @i4getwhat8was4.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Tried to rescue a wasp from the birdbath and now I know how Kate Winslet felt.

Katherine Speights @i4getwhat8was4.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You know, the discourse among cowbell enthusiasts has never really included proper appreciation for the jaunty confection of a solo in the bridge between the second and third verse of LCD Soundsystem’s epic, “Daft Punk is Playing at my House.” So anyway, it is wrong to murder 20,000 children.

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Hello, judgy people!!! Just because a guy cheats on his wives, and his mistresses, and his contractors, and his bankers, and his taxes, and his golf game… Doesn’t mean he’d possibly cheat on an election.

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Katherine Speights @i4getwhat8was4.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Tonight, I drift off to sleep gently comforted by the knowledge that many, many people who twice voted for the current regime will get to explain to their kids what “bestiality” means. Good night.

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Katherine Speights @i4getwhat8was4.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I just added a completed task to a “to-do” list because I had forgotten to put it on the list in the first place and wanted the satisfaction of being able to cross it off because I’m super sane and normal.

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Katherine Speights @i4getwhat8was4.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Antifa has obviously vandalized my birdbath.

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Katherine Speights @i4getwhat8was4.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Round One goes to weed patch. But I’ll be back.

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Katherine Speights @i4getwhat8was4.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Hi Internet, My brain just decided that the “I only vote for women” version of “Blue No Matter Who” should be referred to as “Bitch No Matter Which.” You’re Welcome.

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Katherine Speights @i4getwhat8was4.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

DAVID TRONE NEEDS TO CHILL. He’s got HILLARY sending me mail, now. Using my whole first and middle name like I’m in TROUBLE, too.

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Katherine Speights @i4getwhat8was4.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

A kid I work with just told me “you’re like a girl Jack Black” and I’m just gonna think about that one for a while….

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Katherine Speights @i4getwhat8was4.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

The Drunk History guy needs to be the guest on an episode of Hot Ones, and the Hot Ones guy needs to be the guest on an episode of Drunk History.

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Katherine Speights @i4getwhat8was4.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

I’m beginning to suspect that some of you didn’t forward the chain emails I sent you in the early 2000’s.

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Katherine Speights @i4getwhat8was4.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

I’ve had a list of Band Names going for YEARS, even though I never intend to start a band. Maybe somebody could use one. Here are a few: The Lunacy Commission Tiny Paintings of Tiny Bugs Funeral Bingo Upstairs Eating Play Dough Six For My Sorrow Stupid Future Invite Nightmares We All Die Strange

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Katherine Speights @i4getwhat8was4.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

I went to the book store without my glasses and thought this was a *hilarious* birthday card for a few seconds.

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Katherine Speights @i4getwhat8was4.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Remember in the 80’s when lotion commercials made dry elbows seem like a real problem? Turns out that wasn’t true.

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Katherine Speights @i4getwhat8was4.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Ziggy and I decided to watch TV together. I guess Will Trent is too scary for him. Sorry, dude.

A striped cat is lying in the lap of his human, appearing to watch TV with her.

A striped cat is lying in the lap of his human with his paws covering his eyes.

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Katherine Speights @i4getwhat8was4.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Do people ever have *nice* auditory hallucinations? I’ve never had anybody say they hear voices telling them “you’re awesome!” or “don’t worry; it’s all gonna work out.”

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Katherine Speights @i4getwhat8was4.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

The way I prepare my snacks depends upon whether or not there are witnesses.

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