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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 8h

TWELVE F-15s. That alone puts this in "what the hell is going on over there" territory

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 8h

They probably won't fall for it, but we should definitely try to pull a Morbius on this movie

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 06/10/2026

I am 99% here except that I will make exceptions for things that are the result of terrible choices or laziness. Poor hygiene, a shitty haircut, etc. Someone can't control that their face is Like That. Someone CAN control that they look like they've been marooned at sea for weeks.

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 06/10/2026

I want to hear Ian McKellen on a commentary track, in character, talking about the Nazgul fight and being like "yeah, here's a couple of untrained Hobbits putting belt to ass on these 'kings of men'. Pitiful stuff honestly. Bitch-made"

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 06/10/2026

Everyone says this is the millennial website but if you want those sweet sweet engagement metrics you really need to target Gen X

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 05/10/2026

Like, there are absolutely some incredible philosophical questions to be discussed around the nature of consciousness and what it means to be a "person" But this isn't the tech that's hit that threshold and these are DEFINITELY not the people to be having that debate

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 04/10/2026

I live in Ohio and we have enough problems that I can’t go full single issue but that one would tempt me

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 04/10/2026

Look, when he's right, he's right

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 04/10/2026

The hospital scene in Hard Boiled.

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 04/10/2026

Oh yeah, that's the stuff. Straight to the veins, please

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 03/10/2026

I am so sorry for your loss.

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 02/10/2026

We need to start checking the water supply at this point

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 02/10/2026

Isn't Nuke the name of the street drug in RoboCop? Is that what he's thinking of? That's what he's thinking of, isn't it

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 01/10/2026

"Skateboard across that minefield to deliver this Zagnut bar to Secretary Hesgeth, Corporal"

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Materialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I don't think the robots are going to kill us all but I think there is a real-but-low probability that the robots make cybercrime cheap enough that the modern Internet can no longer exist

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 01/10/2026

You’re a great follow. Glad you had a fun happy hour! You deserve it!

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 30/09/2026

Brain on drugs and it's not close, although I always _preferred_ "learned it by watching you" because it makes such an excellent general purpose punchline/rebuttal for when I do stupid crap

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 30/09/2026

People always say that no one wants to hear about people's fantasy teams, but I just can't possibly believe that, because I find few things funnier than hearing how Isaiah Likely shitting the bed against the Titans wrecked someone's weekend

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 29/09/2026

The real question: are they better or worse than that brisket Cornyn trotted out

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 29/09/2026

good_place.gif remains undefeated

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 29/09/2026

One of the profound disappointments of growing up was that I assumed I would have some kind of window between "getting zits" and "having crow's feet". This did not happen and I will be salty about it forever

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 29/09/2026

I know Congress hasn't worked properly in a while now and even if we get a functional one they have a ton of things to do, but stomping out a whole class of corporate management malfeasance has got to be a priority and this is just one of the symptoms Stock buybacks need to be illegal again!

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 29/09/2026

This is me and FromSoft games. It's not even the difficulty, it's that the worlds are so unrelentlingly grim. Like, the best case scenario is often something like "you break the cycle of torment, but you do it by plunging the world into a dark age for a thousand years" They're super well made! BUT.

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 29/09/2026

Pro: what a delightful gift, and you already have a cake Con: only one cake instead of two, if they were separate

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 28/09/2026

"The two best days of boat ownership and the day you buy it and the day you sell it", as a person? Yeah, I can see that.

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 28/09/2026

Ending it with BFFR is the cherry on top

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 28/09/2026

I am 80 or 90% sure I am NT and let me assure you that I am _fully_ aware I am the outlier here

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 28/09/2026

One of my favorite Little Kid moments from ours is when he understood what No meant, but not how to use it, so his response to us saying No would be “Not No!” which makes me giggle to this day

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 27/09/2026

Wonder how much copper is in one of them there dogs

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 27/09/2026

It also would have incredible ROI. Prevention goes so far with dental, and dental issues have a staggering number of knock on effects to overall health

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 27/09/2026

Glaring at his wife, hissing “He gets this from YOU”

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 26/09/2026

I am pretty sure I have seen the entire run of The Blacklist via Shorts feeding me clips. Not a complaint, James Spader rules

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 26/09/2026

My “favorite” part of modern society is that while my immediate reaction is that this is a bit, in my heart of hearts I know it’s likely just a straight recounting of the facts

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 26/09/2026

They're both good, but they're also both competing for the silver medal. Kevin Harlan is MY president

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 25/09/2026

The Pequod is just doing laps around Fire Island the whole time

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 25/09/2026

"We're not compatible", saved you a click

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 25/09/2026

Yeah, I'm like 5'11" and 7/8ths or something, but it's basically ALL LEGS and air travel is not an exciting time

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 25/09/2026

Evangelicals and Evangelion both being about insane perverts obsessing over the end of the world doesn't feel like a coincidence

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 25/09/2026

The weirdest thing about it for me is that I don't think it's AI slop; it's actually too terrible for that? I feel like ChatGPT would put out a more palatable chunk of slime than this Like it would still be soulless and terrible but it'd feel more coherent?

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 25/09/2026

NO! NOOOOOO I love these things so much

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 24/09/2026

I really want to see Mike and the bots do a Saw movie now

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 24/09/2026

I don't know why it happens, but every time I see a dachshund in person, "Hall of the Mountain King" begins playing in my head. It's not unwelcome! Just... inexplicable.

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 24/09/2026

I've spent a decent amount of time in both states and I assure you it's actually completely on brand for both

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 24/09/2026

They don’t specify what kind of literature though, so…

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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I believe my heart would be healed if we still had automatic sausage vending machines

a German sausage vending machine from 1954

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 23/09/2026

American Exceptionalism doesn't look like people think it does.

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 23/09/2026

My reasonably-politically-engaged-for-his-age kid is 13. The Trump era is the only thing he has ever known. When my wife and I talk about what things were like before, in particular the Obama era, he just straight up does not believe us and it's hard to fault him on that

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 23/09/2026

Okay so I have an eighth grader and what I will tell you about him and his friends is that they are not subtle people They aren't really capable of any "sneaking into something" type behavior, so if they were in there, either people wanted them there, or more likely, truly did not care who got in

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