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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 23/07/2026

I never really understood road rage, until today.

A Cybertruck with a “DOGE BTC” license plate.

Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 13/07/2026

Goodbye, little buddy. You weren’t here for nearly as long as you should have been, but it’s hard to feel cheated about the time I had.

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 16/06/2026

The culprit of throwing off my schedule mojo.

A black and white short haired cat is looking up at you from a wood floor. He would a treat.

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 03/06/2026

Can you even IMAGINE the vibes on this team? Like they would win an assload of games obviously but it would be the weirdest thing you ever saw

A screenshot of a result from the 82-0 game with the following lineup:

PG Tiny Archibald
SG DeMar DeRozan
SF Larry Bird
PF Kevin Garnett
C Wilt Chamberlain

The team is projected to go 80-2.

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 19/05/2026

As often happens, Jon Bois said it best:

A tweet from Jon Bois asking the question, “why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter”

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 12/12/2025

A fellow toothless cat sends his regards. The adjustment period wasn’t fun but afterwards he clearly felt so much better. Hope Zaha’s adjustment period goes as well as Mjollnir’s did.

A black and white cat with a dark black nose is staring at the camera. He looks like he is judging you but he is really just wondering if you will let him climb on your shoulders.

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 04/12/2025

Mjollnir says hello, and wants to know if you have treats. He’s happy to see you either way though

A black and white cat with a black nose is staring at the camera, hoping you have treats. He’s happy to see you in any case, though.

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 24/11/2025

Q+D, graphic design is my passion, etc etc

A 3x3 grid titled "What is a social media site?" It has "reach purist", "reach neutral", and "reach radical" as its columns, and it has "structure purist", "structure neutral", and "structure radical" as its rows. There are descriptors for each label.
Reach purist says, "A social media site allows users to post messages that can be seen by anyone".
Reach neutral says, "A social media site allows users to post messages that can be seen by a target audience."
Reach radical says, "A social media site allows users to post messages."
Structure purist says, "A social media site is a live service that lives on the Internet, providing feeds of posts to users."
Structure neutral says, "A social media site is accessible via a computer."
Structure radical says, "A social media site is anywhere people can send messages."

The blocks are:
Structure purist, reach purist: "Bluesky is a social media site."
Structure purist, reach neutral: "Discord is a social media site."
Structure purist, reach radical: "Nostr is a social media site."
Structure neutral, reach purist: "Craigslist is a social media site."
Structure neutral, reach neutral: "AIM was a social media site."
Structure neutral, reach radical: "A BBS is a social media site."
Structure radical, reach purist: "A skywriter is a social media site."
Structure radical, reach neutral: "The post office is a social media site."
Structure radical, reach radical: "The bathroom stall at your local dive bar is a social media site."

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 09/08/2025

Joke’s on Hobie, Flynn here has already wrecked it

An orange and white cat glares directly at the camera. It is not clear what he is annoyed about.

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 18/07/2025

Here, have a cat, if that helps.

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 12/02/2025

I don’t have the volume you do but I’m doing my part, damnit

A screenshot from the bluesky alt text rating tool, showing an account (mine) with 42 image posts, all of which contain alt-text. That bluesky setting keeping me honest is great!

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 24/01/2025

Without downloading any new pictures where are you at mentally

Chief O’Brien from Deep Space Nine saying “Jaysus, there’s one for the philosophers” in response to an irishcentral.com headline that reads: “Are mashed potatoes just Irish guacamole?”

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 19/01/2025

That is this guy’s go-to move. I think he can do it on command

A black and white cat sprawled out sleeping on a grey leather recliner with a red blanket.

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 26/12/2024

There’s a lot going on up here is what I’m trying to say

A garage door where the letters for MERRY CHRISTMAS have been rearranged to say MR CREAMY SHITS

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 26/12/2024

Another year, another Christmas at my in-laws marveling at the most out of pocket ornament I have ever seen

A Christmas tree with an ornament depicting Kirk and Spock standing with Captain Christopher Pike in “The Menagerie”, where he is in a futuristic wheelchair and can only communicate with beeps from the chair. What in the hell, man

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 21/11/2024

Hell yeah, orange+black and white cat solidarity

An orange and white cat and a black and white cat are lying on a knit blanket, cuddled in opposite directions, with their heads at each other’s butt.

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 21/11/2024

On the other side of the spectrum is this weirdo, who is super fluffy and doesn’t mind if you knead him like a stress ball

An orange and white cat, one eye barely open, is draped across a knit blanket.

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 03/11/2024

Flynn is not interested in Daylight Savings Time, or the concept of time in general, if he’s being honest about it

An orange and white cat is draped on a knit blanket, with one eye completely shut and the other open the tiniest possible amount, so he can see what ruckus the humans are making

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 14/10/2024

I got these two jackwagons a new scratching post so they’d stop mauling the couch, and all they want to do is take turns sleeping on it Remind me again why we let these jerks live in the house with us?

A black and white cat sits on the carpeted section of a small vertical scratching post. A paper airplane is next to him.

An orange and white cat is sleeping on the carpeted section of a small vertical scratching post.

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 12/10/2024

Like clockwork, the first remotely chilly morning and these two Not Friends find a way to look past their differences

A black and white cat is cuddled up next to an orange and white cat on a beige couch.

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 11/10/2024

Yay, visible aurora borealis!

A large, visible, red aurora in the night sky. It is visible over a small lake and a tree line.

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 17/09/2024

Now we have empirical evidence of when exactly everything went to hell

A Bluesky-themed certificate-style card celebrating ten million users, declaring me to be user number 201,931.

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 13/09/2024

My legs are in the incorrect configuration for Flynn’s comfort and he is expressing his disapproval at my poor choices.

An orange and white cat glares directly at the camera. He looks annoyed and disappointed, but more of the former than the latter.

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 11/09/2024

Here, have a sleeping Flynn. I promise he’s not dead, but I would understand if you don’t believe me.

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 11/09/2024

Have some Flynn. He could - and would - sleep through the apocalypse. Terrible cat, and just the best.

An orange and white cat is sleeping on a knit blanket. His sleeping expression implies he is in a VERY deep sleep.

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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 13/08/2024

These two are shockingly chill about food; they can even free-feed without concern. Any sort of junk food turns them into their full predator selves though (especially potato chips, but the orange one makes a beeline for French onion dip too, which he obv can’t have)